* "...The [[WhoShotJFK Lee Harvey Oswald]] [[CoolGuns rifle]][[note]]actually a Springfield M1903 standing in for Oswald's Carcano M91/38[[/note]]...Why we have that, I do not know."
** "Oswald's gun...man, this is the weirdest day of my life!"
* Ashley tasing Bret [[GroinAttack in the junk]].
--> '''Bret''': I just can't help it! You bring out the beast in me!
* Outside the mall, a man pins down a spider and proceeds to punch it in the "face." The spider flips them over and returns the favor, complete with foley artist sound effects.
* In the battle inside the mall, one guy takes on the arachnid horde [[HockeyMaskAndChainsaw sporting a chainsaw and a hockey goalie mask]].