* His five-second poses with Wrestling/{{Christian}} (and later, Wrestling/KurtAngle) in 2000.
-->'''{{Edge}}''': [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling For the benefit of those with flash photography...]]
* Mentioning Kurt Angle, Edge's 2002 feud with him was filled with Crowning Moments Of Funny.
** Getting the fans to chant "You Suck!" and "[[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin What?]]" in time with Kurt Angle's entrance theme may be his greatest comedic achievement - It stuck with Angle for the rest of his WWE career.
--> '''Kurt Angle''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Play my music!!]] ''({{beat}})'' [[OhCrap Nono wait! Don't play my music!]] ''[[OhCrap DON'T PLAY MY MUSIC!]]''
* Edge came out, interrupted current champion Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}'s "Waa waa, everyone's out to get me" rant, then compared the red-headed champion to [[Franchise/TheMuppets Beaker]], followed by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k Edge making Beaker's meeping noises and casually walking to the ring]].
** This turned into one HELL of a BrickJoke at the 10/31/11 RAW, which featured Franchise/TheMuppets as guest 'stars.' Sheamus, [[HeelFaceTurn now a face]], runs off {{Christian}}, who was bullying - you guessed it. Beaker. Then Sheamus and Beaker have a conversation, where Sheamus comments that he's "not gonna be able to make it to the family reunion this year."
** And the match he was wrestling was an Elimination 5-on-5 Tag Team match against Wrestling/TheNexus. After Wrestling/ChrisJericho immediately walked out of the match, Edge gets in the ring, acts as if he's getting ready to fight... And shoves the referee to the ground to get intentionally disqualified. The smug look on Edge's face as he walks to the back whilst Wrestling/RandyOrton, JohnCena, & Sheamus just stand there stunned as they watch him walk away is ''PRICELESS''.
* For more Edge/Sheamus fun, on the [[WWERaw Raw]] following the 2010 ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZI9jqNh0A Edge's promo is interrupted]] by then WWE Champion Sheamus, who tells him a lot has changed since he was gone. Edge replies, "You're right, a lot has changed! Apparently Raw's been taken over by an evil Ronald [=McDonald=]!" You can see Sheamus trying to hold in his laughter.
* Edge's crusade to destroy everything stupid in the Wrestling/{{WWE}} (which led to some hilarious [[{{Twitter}} tweets]] from the likes of Wrestling/JoeyStyles, saying "Wrestling/MichaelCole is only ten feet away!"). Highlights include:
** Smashing the computer used to communicate with the "anonymous general manager" of RAW, while said "anonymous general manager" begs for mercy in a [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]-esque electronic voice
--->'''Edge''': ''WHY DO YOU KEEP INTERFERING IN MY BUSINESS?! WHY--({{Beat}})''...why am I arguing with a computer?
** Trashing Wrestling/JackSwagger's homecoming celebration, including his mascot, the "Swagger Soaring Eagle," and mocking his lisp in the process:
--->'''{{Edge}}''': The fact that you named it the ''thwagger thoaring eagle'' makes it especially ''thtupid''!
---> '''SPEAR.'''
---> '''Michael Cole:''' Dead bird! Dead bird! Dead bird!!
-->'''Swagger''': ''(as said Eagle is being loaded up on a stretcher)'' Do you know how hard it is for an eagle to get medical insurance?!
* At the 2010 Slammies, Christian came out to present the ""Oh Snap, Meltdown Of The Year" award with Edge. Well, Edge won the award for the time he destroyed the GM Laptop, and started ranting about the Anonymous RAW GM. At which point, the "New Email" alert went off on Christian's phone, [[BorrowedCatchphrase and he started to read the email]]... Before he revealed he was just kidding, since Edge was having another meltdown. After regaining his composure, Edge motions to Christian to make his phone play the jingle again, and proceeds to parody MichaelCole, before walking backstage with his trademark smirk on his face.
-->'''Edge''': [[BorrowedCatchphrase And I quote...]] ''[Beat]'' [[TakeThatScrappy Michael Cole, is still a massive tool]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJIWwhSRec Edge dances with]] Wrestling/JillianHall.
* Vickie trying to spear him, failing epically and the look on his face was priceless.
* Everything he says to Michael Cole, while on commentary during Christian vs Wrestling/AlbertoDelRio on Smackdown 4/8/11.
** "You're built like a bag of golf balls, Michael Cole, you should shut up."
* According to Edge, "NOBODY CARES ABOUT MICHAEL COLE!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmm7J0e4xpk&feature=related His parody of Ric Flair's 2005 road rage incident]], culminating in pulling [[Wrestling/{{TNA}} Robbie E]] out of a car, chopping him several times, and putting him in a figure four leglock in the middle of a highway, dressed in nothing but a blonde wig and pink robe.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx6H6Rs0_AA SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR]].
-->'''{{Edge}}''': (to Chris Jericho) You beat [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and Stone Cold Steve Austin in one night SPEAR. You beat Wrestling/ShawnMichaels in his own match SPEAR. You beat three WWE Hall of Famers in one night at Wrestlemania last year SPEARSPEAR. You beat TheUndertaker twice SPEARSPEARSPEAR.
* {{Edge}} abducting PaulBearer in order to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, he proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].
-->'''Wrestling/PaulBearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPvpl0YHJo BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]
* Anytime Edge lets everyone know he's proved his doubters wrong. Sorry, that should read '''WRONG.'''
-->'''Edge''': Guess what? You were all '''WRONG.''' '''''WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. WROOOOOONG!!''''' ''You'' were wrong. (circles the ring, pointing at fans) ''You'' were wrong. You were wrong, you were wrong, you were ''definitely'' wrong, you were wrong, you were wrong..... hey, kid. Hey, kid, you know what? You know what, fella? When you grow up? '''You're gonna be WRONG!!!''' ''Each and every one of you were 100%'' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery WROOOOOONG!!!!!]]'''''
** "You're all like big fat failure turtles."
* One promo from the Team [=RECK=] [[note]] Wrestling/{{Rhyno}}, Edge, Christian and Kurt Angle[[/note]] era had Kurt Angle ranting to Edge about all the things he hated about Chris Jericho. Edge's mannerisms when Kurt gets to "long haired, blond, Canadian" are priceless.
** Even better is that Angle would later do the exact same thing with Edge & Jericho's roles flipped.
* Vicki Guerrero gets fired [[http://youtu.be/j4XpbONloto NANANANANANA HEY HEY HEY GOOD BYYYYYYYY!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhppAp8BAhU Edge's return in 2012.]] Particularly his comments on Kane and the awkwardness on that hug.
-->'''Edge''': You are not Barney, the big red dinosaur! You are the big red machine! You and I have done things--okay, I stole your wife and then you broke up my wedding your exwife by ''tombstoning a priest''!
* [[http://youtu.be/M0UAeQteUgY Edge trolling Beth Phoenix as she promotes her first post-WWE signing]] [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome from off-screen]] [[WrittenInInfirmity as he recovers from his neck surgery]] by shoving a note in front of her demanding cookies, interrupting her mid-sentance by calling her phone ([[AscendedMeme Which features his WWE theme as the ringtone when he calls]]), and finally, busting out a cowbell. She then politely excuses herself, then all we hear are some pained groans.
* "'''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, Wrestling/{{JEFF HARDY}}?! DIDN'T YOU DIE LIKE THREE YEARS AGO?!'''"
* His asides on the 15th anniversary special of Smackdown.
* When he and Christian came back to guest host the last Raw of 2014, they had their talk shows near the end, with the guest being SethRollins. Rollins brought out BigShow, who had turned heel. After Rollins had ranted, saying that he was above Edge and Christian, Edge delivers the funniest line of the night:
--> '''Edge''': (to Seth Rollins) You couldn't be above me if you had a [[CallBack live sex celebration]] with the Big Goiter over here!
* During the first ''Smackdown'' of 2015, he and Wrestling/{{Christian}} were hosting the show that night. The last thing they did before they left? [[http://peepulation.tumblr.com/post/106986040088/10-10-christian4peeps-edgeratedr-host Vandalize the "Muscle and Fitness" cover featuring Triple H and Stephanie]].