* Any time Dwight and Dirk Benedict are at a con or in an interview together; the quips, jokes, impressions, and friendly snark pretty much never stops coming.
** At a con in Belgium:
-->'''Dirk:''' I was drinking last night -- how long have we been in Belgium?
-->'''Dwight:''' We're in ''Belgium''?!
** Guy at the front of the line hands Dwight an A-Team dvd box to sign, which he had previously had signed by Dirk.
-->'''Dwight:''' Dirk, could you have signed this any bigger?
-->'''Dwight:''' Couldn't you have left me some room?
-->'''Dirk:''' I need space!
-->'''Dwight:''' Just a little room?
-->'''Dirk:''' I got a little room for you.... It's got padded walls.
* At a con:
-->Question: "When you die, are you going to be buried , cremated or have your body parts sold for medical research?"
-->Dwight: "No, no. My body parts will be auctioned off on Ebay!"