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* The [[http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Consolidated_Development Consolidated Development]] page is rather ripe with these:
** "[=Core59=], LOVE AND ROMANCE, (Future): Though some of the dialog is likely to be an entertaining trainwreck, especially if coupled with a random poem generator (yes, that's a threat)"
** "[=PowerGoal=] 90, BY THE POWER OF MOTHRA, (Future): You say a prayer to [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Mothra]] in the face of your enemies and are filled with great strength. You [[BeatStillMyHeart rip the heart from the chest of your adversary]] and eat it in front of his quailing comrades."
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80043.0 This thread]] chronicles the adventures of [=SpiralDimentia=] and forum members managing to trick him into removing the [[UnusualEuphemism cotton candy]] sword from a curious structure and experiencing [[HilarityEnsues spoilers]]. To his credit he took it with a great sense of humor and it turned into an epic thread of awesomeness.
--> '''[=SpiralDimentia=]:''' Oh god, you guys are dicks, I think I just unleashed [[spoiler:[[TheLegionsOfHell a horde of demons]]]] into my base.
--> '''[=SpiralDimentia=]:''' Okay, so the migrants have managed to [[GodzillaThreshold release the bronze colossus]]...
** To everyone's surprise and delight, SD quickly gets over his shock and turns the thread and his fort's horrible demise into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome involving [[NoodleImplements well-timed migrants]], [[GodzillaThreshold an imprisoned bronze colossus]], [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption at least two reclaim attempts]], and fanfiction.
* At one point during the thoroughly insane succession fortress BattleFailed, a [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever forest titan]] wandered onto the map. The militia prepared to defend the fortress from the monstrosity... and then [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFYTc0d0jY this happened]].
* Several of the wiki articles qualify, especially the ones "[[http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Category:D_for_Dwarf Rated D for Dwarf]]." See [[http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Batman Batman]], [[http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Unfortunate_accident Unfortunate accident]], [[http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Goblin_christmas Goblin Christmas]], and [[http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Scamps Scamps]] for candidates.
** Also, the redirect [[http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Useless_crap "Useless crap"]].
* Engravers, who tend to {{troll}} other dwarves (mostly the ones in a position of power) by covering every fifth tile they engrave with an image of the current position of power, surrounded by their most hated vermin (worms, bats, toads, insects, etc) and ''cowering''. Not only are they engraving the fort with political satire, but the mental image is hilarious.
** Quite a bit of the engraved material is worthy of a good chuckle.
* As polished as the game is, sometimes the grammar is a bit off. Case in point? "His guts is broken."
** You can also get a report that, "His guts is fractured."
** And with cave-ins, "It [double space] the (dwarf) in the body part".
** And the hilarious "Floating Guts guts".
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=99365.0 This]] thread about a Bronze Colossus that was chasing after a kitten:
-->"The Bronze Colossus punches The Stray Kitten in the head with its right hand, [[EpicFail but the attack glances away!]]"\\
'''Poster''': It tried punching it in the head at least 12 or 13 times, but every time the attack glanced off. What the hell was that cat's head made out of, slade?
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=101243.0 This thread]] has perhaps the most hilariously unexpected KillerRabbit of all time: The giant sponge.
** They have the [MOUNT_EXOTIC] tag. Draw your own conclusions.
--->Without a nervous system...
--->The only thing they can feel...
--->IS ANGER.
* Due to copious amounts of {{Noodle Incident}}s and unfortunate selection of topics and titles, the procedurally generated books can be quite funny. Some examples include vitriolic rants against a random town the necro never visited, and books about books about books about themselves, give or take a few layers.
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.0 A Note to Urist]] - wherein fortress Overseers express their frustration with their epically stupid dwarves.
* On the Adventure Mode page on the wiki, one of the [=FAQ's=] is, "I managed to escape but all my limbs are gone. Now what?" It then goes on to talk about what you can do, depending on what limbs you are missing. If you have all your arms and legs gone, it talks about how you could ''wrestle people to the ground and kill them using only your teeth''.
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=56935.0 "I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how."]]
** [[spoiler: He killed it by knocking its head off with a cute fluffy critter.]]
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=35517.0 My epic first dragon encounter.]]
* Forum member [=GoombaGeek=] [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=114518.0 Badly draws your reports!]]
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128593.0 THE WAGON THREAD : now with were-wagons, wagon-loads of puns, Oregon Trail references, wagon adventurers, wagon epitaphs, and more absurdity that you can process!]]
* DF Talk #19: Rainseeker, Capntastic and Toady One discuss ways [[AntiGrinding to discourage nonsensical training methods]] like having the credit your adventurer gets for slaying a troll diminish as villagers come to see him as the dumbass who throws rocks and wrestlers badgers all day.
* When [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZwVuGB_PI being interviewed by Penn State's Society of Physics Students]], one of them asks a question about future development with the density of magma, as at current LavaIsBoilingKoolAid.
-->'''Student''': Well realistically if you drop a cow down a volcano it should just sit on top of the lava and burn to death instead of falling down into the magma sea and [[TheAllSeeingAI revealing all minerals on the map.]]
* The [[QuicksandBox titanic complexity]] of Adventurer Mode allows for a large number of [[HilariousInHindsight unintentionally amusing]] [[ShoutOut Shout Outs.]] For example, in a single playthrough you can quite happily [[TheBeatles go around murdering people with a silver hammer]], [[NorseMythology kill a giant with an antler,]] [[EvilDead fight off your own severed hand,]] [[MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian raise cash by selling otter's noses, jaguar's ears and badger's spleens,]] [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail bite someone's legs off after losing all four of your own limbs,]] [[Franchise/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy and find the exact value of a pair of dingo's kidneys.]]
* Greatly entertaining is the ability for legendary warrior dwarves to dismember enemies so explosively that the combat logs read "...and the severed part goes flying off in an arc!"
* [[http://imgur.com/a/HHo78 This]] take on [[EdwardGorey Edward Gorey's]] ''The Gashlycrumb Tinies''.
** Note that there are no "missing" letters. The letters used are the ones represented in [[FridgeBrilliance the dwarven alphabet]].
*** Add in the extra letter in the form of Th. The author decided that dwarves probably would have an unique letter for that sound.
* Behold ! [[http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-518-nuclearcatsplosion The elusive thermonuclear catsplosion]] !
** !!xStray cat pancreasx!!
* Vampire dwarfs [[IDoNotDrinkWine do not drink wine]]... but they ''still get alcohol withdrawal''.
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