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* From the first episode:
-->'''Nephews:''' We missed ya, Unca Scrooge!\\
'''Scrooge:''' ''Missed'' me? What'd you throw at me?
* The infamous "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79c5JKjAQFg A SEA MONSTER ATE MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!]]", which consists of Scrooge flipping out over hearing such news (since it was actually half his fortune), repeatedly screaming the above phrase and bouncing on the breakfast table on his head.
--> '''Ms. Beakly:''' That must've been ''some'' ice cream.
** His nephews were forced to strap him in a makeshift straightjacket, which calmed him down, and he then proceeded to hop away determined to get his fortune back.
* Gladstone freaking out after Magica de Spell curses him with bad luck in "Dime Enough for Luck". "I don't believe it! I've lost my luck! No food... no money... {{gasp}}! I'll have to get a job [[BroughtDownToNormal like normal people!!]]"
* From "Sweet Duck of Youth": Looking into the fountain of youth shows the person as they looked when they were younger. For the triplets, the reflection is just three giant eggs staring back at them.
-->'''Dewey:''' We haven�t even hatched yet!
** Not to mention Launchpad's reaction to seeing himself as he younger self from an earlier episode!
-->'''Launchpad:''' Oh no! Now I'll have to start all over!
* From "Super Ducktales":
** Fenton's attempts to get the bag of dimes from the Beagles. All of them.
**
--->'''Ma Beagle:''' ''[chasing Huey, Dewey & Louie]'' Come back with that cash!\\
'''Burger:''' ''[follows]'' Come back with those desserts!
** "It's thieves like them who are making the world a rotten place to live for thieves like us!"
** "If ya don't like how I drive, stay out of the hallway!"
* "But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, ''much'' too nervous!"
** Later in that same episode:
-->'''Scrooge:''' What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!\\
'''General Chiquita:''' I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.\\
'''Fenton:''' Bu-but I was just starting to ''enjoy'' my anguish!
* "This'll make a nice cover photo for Duckweek - Scrooge and his nephews... ''[Burger turns back to normal]'' ...playing Beagle Boys and Indians. ...BEAGLE BOYS??!"
** Earlier from the episode.
--> '''Scrooge:''' My nephews and I just love to play cowboys and Indians Woo-woo-woo-woo! Woo-woo-woo-woo!!
* From "Nothing to Fear":
-->'''Scrooge:''' Duckworth? Why are you standing in the closet?
-->'''Duckworth:''' ''[clears throat, whispers]'' Because there's no limo monster in here, sir.
-->''[Door closes]''
-->'''Scrooge:''' Well, I guess he has a point.
** At the climax:
-->'''Huey:''' We're not afraid of you, Ms. Quackenbush! We did our homework!
-->'''Nightmare Quackenbush:''' Oh. Sorry! ''[Vanishes]''
* Scrooge is performing a ship christening:
-->'''Scrooge:''' Is this cheap champagne?
-->'''Duckworth:''' The ''cheapest'', sir.
** The best part is that he pauses in midswing to ask.
* "The Ducky Horror Picture Show"
-->'''Scrooge:''' Huey, Dewey... ''[the Blob slithers down the stairs]'' Yucky!\\
''[the Blob slithers over him, covering Scrooge in slime]''\\
'''Scrooge:''' Eck! I've been slimed by the Blob!\\
'''Duckworth:''' There's a first time for everything, sir.\\\
'''[[TheIgor Quacky]][[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame modo]]:''' Hey [=McDuck=], you want to Blob for apples? HA HA HA HA HA! ''[pointing at a bucket of apples floating in green slime]''\\
''[The slime is the Blob who's eating the apples]''\\
'''Scrooge:''' Yuck!
* The ending to "Take Me Out Of The Ballgame" - Doofus hits the baseball so hard that it travels halfway across the world to Europe and beans Launchpad in the head, knocking him out and causing a crash landing.
* In "Duck to the Future":
-->'''Scrooge:''' Gyro, it's me! Scrooge [=McDuck=]!\\
'''Old!Gyro:''' ''(shakes Scrooge's hand)'' Please to meet you. What can I do for you?\\
'''Scrooge:''' You got to help me, Gyro. What happened to your Time Tub?\\
'''Old!Gyro:''' I give up. What?\\
'''Scrooge:''' Think!\\
'''Old!Gyro:''' Oh yeah, it's over there. I turned it into a bird bath.\\
'''Scrooge:''' You got to fix it! I gotta get back to the past!\\
'''Old!Gyro:''' Who are you?\\
'''Scrooge:''' ''SCROOGE MCDUCK!!!''\\
'''Old!Gyro:''' Please to meet you. What can I do for you?\\
'''Scrooge:''' *FacePalm* Great scotts!\\\
'''Scrooge:''' Will the Time Tub work?\\
'''Old!Gyro:''' Will what work?\\
'''Scrooge:''' This bird bath!\\
'''Old!Gyro:''' This isn't a bird bath, it's a Time Tub.\\
'''Scrooge:''' I don't care what it is! Just get me back to the past!
* In "The Duck in the Iron Mask," Dewey gets upset when the announcer at their baseball game calls him "Huey."
-->'''Dewey:''' I'm sick of people getting us mixed up all the time!
-->'''Louie:''' Aw, don't let it bother ya', Huey.
-->'''Huey:''' ''I'm'' Huey!
-->'''Louie:''' I know -- I couldn't resist!

* In The Golden Fleecing, [[spoiler: Launchpad�s therapist is Ludwig Von Drake, that alone is funny! But then Ludwig goes on to diagnoses him as a cukoo and tells him a special method (which is just oming with eyes closed). By the end, both are on the couch 'oming' after seeing a harpy.]]

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* The trailer for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N0PzqF9gWY DuckTales Remastered]] starts off with a QuoteMine from Capcom employees. However, the last quote (from Creator/TimSchafer) is "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Stop e-mailing me for a quote]]".
* Apparently, Launchpad was [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood dropped on his head all the time]] as a child. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
-->'''Launchpad:''' Mr. [=McD=], I just had a thought.
-->'''Scrooge:''' Launchpad, why start now and ruin a perfect record?
* Scrooge has plenty of moments with Launchpad and Fenton Crackshell, really. Mostly in the form of being a DeadpanSnarker who sometimes tosses [[StealthInsult Stealth Insults.]]
* This excerpt from the intro to the Transylvania level.
-->'''Scrooge:''' Dinnae worry. I'll be back with the coin before you can say "E Pluribus Unum." [[note]]"E pluribus unum" is a phrase found on the back of the American dollar bill (among other things). It is Latin for "Out of many, one".[[/note]]
-->'''Hewey:''' Ee purple bus who-um?
-->'''Louie:''' Yeah. I'm not sure that's as fast as you think it is.
* The face Scrooge makes in the Himalayas, when he gets stuck in the snow.
** It gets better, he makes that face on the picture in the music gallery for the modern!remix of the song.
* During the mini-boss battle with Flintheart Glomgold in the Himalayas level, Webby sometimes says to Scrooge "Pretend he's a door-to-door salesman!"
** In the same scene, Launchpad might sometimes say "Usually, for a ride like this, you'd have to buy a ticket."
* SKOOGE SAVE BUBBA! SKOOGE SAVE BUBBA! SKOOGE SAVE BUBBA! (Said while Bubba swings his club around with glee...[[AgonyOfTheFeet including on Scrooge's foot!]])
* Some of Magica's taunts during her boss battle, when she uses her lightning bolt spell.
-->'''Magica:''' Fried Scrooge, order up!
-->'''Magica:''' This will add sizzle to your sunset years!
** Her monologue after her defeat is pretty good, too:
-->'''Magica:''' Blast these inferior mirror and beam spells! Is last time I shop for spell ingredients at discount store!
* The post-level conversations that Scrooge has with his nephews have some entertaining moments. For instance, there's the one that takes place after African Mines, where Scrooge tells the boys that it was silly to think that a ghost was the source of the mysterious voices in the diamond mines--that there's always a rational explanation for this sort of thing. Dewey immediately lampshades the ''real'' reason for the voices:
-->'''Dewey:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, because an underground kingdom of creatures that causes earthquakes as part of a game]] [[SarcasmMode is a]] ''[[SarcasmMode completely]]'' [[SarcasmMode rational explanation.]]
-->'''Scrooge:''' (Sheepishly) Er...aye. Never mind, boys. The point is, we found the Diamond of the Inner Earth, and gained a whole diamond mine in the process!
* In the African Mines, Scrooge delivers a few good lines while getting fed up with the nephews' insistence that there's a ghost haunting the mines:
-->'''Scrooge:''' If I hear one more word about these mines being haunted, ''I'll'' start haunting them meself!
* On the Moon, Scrooge has some rather amusing remarks while tracking down the pieces of the Gizmoduck suit:
** Finding the lower section, Scrooge comments on how having a motorized wheel for "feet" [[AwesomeButImpractical isn't exactly the most practical choice for transportation:]]
-->'''Scrooge:''' ...I've always wondered what Gyro was thinking when he designed this thing; who fights crime with a unicycle?
** Upon finding the main armored chassis, Scrooge [[JustifiedTrope justifies the fact that he can carry such a heavy burden all this way]] thanks to having a [[HammerSpace hyperspace pocket]] designed by Gyro for this sort of thing.
** When he finds the helmet, Scrooge muses how Fenton seems to get ''smarter'' whenever he's in his Gizmoduck persona...[[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming and considers that maybe he's a little too hard on his]] BeleagueredAssistant.
* During the final level in Mt. Vesuvius, when [[EnemyMine Scrooge and Glomgold are working together to get to Magica De Spell]] so Scrooge can [[HostageForMacGuffin give her his]] NumberOneDime [[HostageForMacGuffin to save his nephews]] (with Glomgold being convinced to help Scrooge in exchange for the treasures that were being collected all this time), there's one point where you have to get ahead by pogo-jumping on a heavy rock that Glomgold's holding up...and you can keep bouncing on the rock for a good long while. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Make no mistake, it's a pretty mean thing to do.]] But then again, [[KickTheSonOfABitch no one can deny that the corrupt old coot had it coming,]] especially after he held Scrooge's nephews hostage so that Scrooge would fork over the treasures to him in the first place...[[HijackedByGanon before Magica stepped in.]]
** And of course, [[spoiler: since [[BigBadDuumvirate Glomgold and Magica De Spell were working together all along,]] it's not like Glomgold was ever really on your side in the first place.]]
* [[spoiler: Glomgold clinging to Vulture!Magica's leg as she flies from Mt. Vesuvius]]
-->"Let go of me, you doddering old deadweight!"
-->"Oh, pipe down, you mangy bird."
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