* ''Driver: San Francisco'' has a ton of hilarious conversations when you shift into someone else's car. It would take far too long to list them all, though Tanner scaring a driver's ed instructor shitless (literally) is one of the highlights.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY-JRYFYi8E Driving lessons with Tanner!]]
--> '''Passenger''' (seeing Tanner driving on the sidewalk): And this won't mean a fail in a test?
--> '''Tanner''': Nah, [[BlatantLies look at how happy these people are]].

--> '''Passenger''': And this is safe, yes?
--> '''Tanner''': Of course. Look: No cars!

--> '''Passenger:''' [[DissonantSerenity (during a police chase)]] [[{{Understatement}} They seem to be getting a little irate.]]
--> '''Tanner:''' [[BlatantLies Nah, they're faking it.]]

--> '''Tanner''' (after wrecking the car): "Now the most important thing is to [[EveryCarIsAPinto get out of the car before it explodes]].
--> '''Passenger''': "Get out of the car... Before it explodes..." Got it! Tha--- *[[KilledMidSentence Boom]]*

--> '''Passenger''' (upon seeing a drift): You know, I always thought the handbrake was there for parking.
--> '''Tanner''': Eh, common misconception.
* In one mission, Tanner has to shift into a car low enough to drive under a truck so he can defuse a bomb under it.
-->'''Tanner''': Hey, remember when I said I always wanted to drive under a truck?
-->'''Passenger''': Uh... no?
-->'''Tanner''': That's okay. I don't, either!
* Tanner doesn't like comic book geeks.
-->'''Passenger''': Your mom didn't want to get a ding on the car! She's going to be so disappointed.
-->'''Tanner''': I'm a middle-aged comic geek living with my mother. She's used to disappointment.
* How about a collection of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXXbGCzm1yg funny]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbFAiCKABsI moments]]?
* The TalkLikeAPirate [[http://youtu.be/N_lAPHFaiDk car]].
* One passenger is a New Age mystic "positivity engineer" in the vein of ''Literature/TheSecret''. Some of the first words out of her mouth are "inner turmoil-monkey" and it only gets better from there, particularly when Tanner snarks back.
-->'''Passenger''': My inner dolphin is sending you good vibrations!\\
'''Tanner''': Mine's [[FlippingTheBird giving you the finger]].
* Really, the passengers that Tanner responds to are darn amusing, be it needing them to complete a Dare or happening to shift into the car to take for a spin. Including:
** A passenger who dared Tanner ten dollars that she couldn't be scared and acts completely deadpan at everything you do.
** A cop who's going through a sexual identity crisis while Tanner does his best to tune her(?) out.
** A "reporter" in a taxi who narrates every action with dramatic and cliche exaggeration which annoys Tanner.
** Shifting into a truck or other heavy vehicle with the passenger remarking it's "insurance scam Friday". If you didn't have a reason to crash into everything, you do now!
** Finding Winona Clash, a trashy modern rock star that Tanner only half-liked one of her albums.
** You can find a, according to Tanner, "beautiful" car whose passenger is a thug that needs to whack someone to cover the cost for it. "Beautiful" is in quotation because sometimes the car in question might be a 1968 Fiat Abarth 595 or something similarly vintage and unremarkable.
* [[BreatherLevel Even though requiring some effort]] due to the [[DamnYouMuscleMemory Chevrolet Corvette Z06 being prone to oversteer]], in "Drive To Survive" mission, your passenger (and Joni's fiance) Sam has some pretty amusing lines while [[MushroomSamba under the effects of the]] Congolese Dream Widow's bite, which sounds like [[TheStoner he's high as a kite]].
-->'''Sam (At the beginning)''': So tired... *Yawn* Man, everything's gone all rainbow-blurry!\\
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'''Sam''': So warm and fuzzy, curling up on a big ol' fuzzy bear's tummy... *Yawn* fuzzy-wuzzy...\\
'''Tanner''': No! Stay awake! [[BearsAreBadNews It's a hungry grizzly]]! It's gonna eat you!\\
'''Sam''': What's gotten into you? [[NonSequitur And why is your head a big balloon]]?\\
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'''Sam''': Joni, with your big balloon head - will you marry me?\\
'''Tanner''': With chunks of vomit down your front? You might want to save that questions for later.\\
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'''Sam (After Tanner crashed the Corvette Z06)''': [[MoodWhiplash That hurt, Joni]]!\\
'''Tanner''': That means you're still alive!\\
'''Sam''': I am [[SuddenlyShouting TRYING]] to get some sleep here, Mrs. Balloon-head...