* Torneko Taloon! The mighty LethalJokeCharacter!
** Also, there are a few times in the DS version when he appraises female clothing, like the Magical Skirt, that brings out a few laughs. The way he appraises the Dream Blade and pretends to fall asleep is priceless!
** Asking him to appraise horse manure will, unsurprisingly, annoy the [[IncrediblyLamePun crap out of him]].
-->'''Torneko:''' Fer the love o' - What are y'at, stickin' that in me face!? 'Tis about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Now get up the yard with it!
* Also, when you talk to a minidemon in Pharos Beacon, he says, in FangThpeak, that Torneko has escaped and tries to go after Torneko... ''[[TooDumbToLive by casting Zoom/Return instead of Evac/Outside, knocking himself unconscious by a bump to his head]]!''
* On your quest for the Feverfew Seed, you enter a dungeon and run into Alena and her party of hired muscle, standing in front of a locked door. Alena has the key... but she takes a few steps back and just kicks it in anyway, apparently because she felt like it.