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See also:
* Funny/DragonBallZ
* Funny/DragonBallGT
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'''The original manga:'''
* The first TournamentArc, in which Krillin is able to fight a legendarily stinky opponent unhindered because [[spoiler:he was [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall drawn]] without a nose]].
** And then defeats him by farting in his face.
* When Chichi first meets Master Roshi, she can't believe such a pervy geezer could possibly be ''the'' Master Roshi, so she decides to test him by throwing her helmet blade at him. He fails, but convinces her by showing his drivers license. For the rest of the mini-arc, Roshi wears a giant band-aid on his head.
* From the very first episode.
--> '''Bulma:''' They're called Dragon Balls!
--> '''Goku:''' You mean some poor dragon-
--> '''Bulma:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar No! Not that kind!]]
* For this troper, it was when Ninja Murasaki from Dragon Ball [[AssShove landed his ass on Goku's magic staff]]. His painful reaction: PRICELESS!!!
--> '''Goku''': Now we both have a tail.
* Add the time when child Goku tries to have a bath with Bulma.
** And later that episode when Goku takes off Bulma's panties and discovers that her "balls" are missing.
*** And that's just the set-up for a gag later on. When they meet Roshi and discover he has a Dragon Ball, he says he'll only give it up if Bulma [[DirtyOldMan shows him her panties]]. Bulma reluctantly agrees and lifts her gown, not realizing she's not wearing anything underneath. It's not until later when they get back to the capsule house that Bulma finds her panties on the floor and has an epic meltdown.
* And when Yamcha, who was in the worst stage of his fear of women, sees Bulma naked. His face is ''priceless''.
** [[MadnessMantra "M-m-m-Mounds... Mounds... M-Mounds..."]]
** The Blue Water dub (the one that aired in Canada) had a very funny version too:
--> Yamcha: Not-Dragon-Balls -- Definitely-Not-Dragon-Balls...
* When some {{mooks}} are sent to Kame House to get the Dragon Balls...
-->'''Captain Dark''': Tear the house apart. I want those Dragon Balls.
-->'''Master Roshi''': And I can see why. You're obviously lacking in the balls department.
* How about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQtCpUh0XD4 this exchange of dialogue]], just before Yamcha's fight with Bandages the Mummy?
--->'''Bandages the Mummy''': (laughs evilly) Pain and suffering are all you have to look forward to now!
--->'''Yamcha''': Whatever! Anyone ever tell you your mummy dresses you funny? *TwinkleSmile*
* How can we forget when Goku learns the identity of the CuteBruiser he was fighting in the last Tenkaichi Budokai -- Chichi, who has [[SheIsAllGrownUp definitely grown]] into an attractive woman. And nearly everyone else goes WTF with him too, with the exception of Oolong (who figured who it was early). Then, after remembering her and his promise, and originally thinking a "bride" was [[IsItSomethingYouEat something you ate]], [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming he asks her to marry him anyway]]. He spends the next several minutes of the episode [[ChasteHero having no clue why she's being so affectionate]].
--->'''Goku''': Live together!? With you!? When I said this was I conscious!?
** Of course, we all know he figures it out eventually. See: Gohan and Goten.
* Jackie Chun's fight against Man-Wolf. It can't even be called a CurbStompBattle, Man-Wolf is so outclassed. Chun wins by making Man-Wolf fetch a bone he tossed out of the ring.
* When Pilaf has captured the heroes in the first Dragon Ball hunt, he has their cell gassed to knock them out. He then comes in to gloat... and passes out himself.
* Right before Krillin's match against Jackie Chun, the announcer interviews both Turtle School kids. Afterwards, Chun wants an interview too, but the announcer refuses. So Chun takes his microphone and sings, with Goku dancing along. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deHETMzXesI Watch here.]]
* When Pilaf has Goku and company imprisoned, he reveals that their cell's glass roof is to slowly roast them in the hot sun.
-->'''Bulma:''' What do we do...?!! I didn't bring any sun block! Oh, my '''complexion!!'''
-->'''Oolong:''' You're not gonna die quietly, '''are''' ya.
* When Goku goes underwater to search for a Dragon Ball, Bulma pulls out the capsule case and notices there’s only one capsule in there, and Bulma realizes she took her dad’s case. She decides to have a little faith in her dad and throws the capsule… but out pops a ton of porn. Goku thinks its weird how all these people have their clothes off even though they’re not taking baths, and she yells that kids aren’t supposed to look at that. She then tears up all the magazines.
-->'''Goku:''' This is weird... they're all naked, even though they aren't taking baths...
-->'''Bulma:''' KIDS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK THESE!!!!
* Master Roshi using a watch that can shrink the person who is wearing it to spy on Bulma... only to arrive when she had finished and on top of that, [[{{Squick}} falling into the toilet as Bulma flushed it.]] Needless to say, he stank very strongly after that.
* Goku and Yajirobe playing rock paper scissors to determine which of them gets to fight Cymbal.
-->'''Cymbal:''' Oh, come on! That's not how you play. Everyone knows that dynamite ''always'' wins!
* This bit of dialogue between Yamcha and Tambourine:
--> '''Yamcha:''' That must make you King Piccolo's yes-man.
-->'''Tambourine:''' Yes- I-I mean, uh, well you don't- shut up!
* Piccolo takes the throne as King of the World and [[DoNotAdjustYourSet makes a world-wide broadcast]] about how from now on [[VillainWorld all government and law enforcement are abolished and his army will kill anyone who tries to fight against crime.]] All [[HeroicComedicSociopath Launch]] has to say is "That doesn't sound so bad."
* When all of the Dragon Ball gang are heading the city in King Piccolo is located to aid Goku and Tien in fighting him, Bad Launch for the first time shows eagerness and willingnes in fighting with the Dragon Ball gang against a major enemy, mostly due to the fact she wants to protect Tien as she loves him. Launch then suddenly sneezes, reverting her to her "Good" form, much to Dragon Ball's gang horror and disappointment and then asks: "Are we going on a picnic?"
* During the 23rd World Tournament, after Yamcha is [[CurbstompBattle easily beaten]] in the first round [[TheWorfEffect for the THIRD time in a row]], all Puar has to say in the dub is "Yay, [[DamnedByFaintPraise Yamcha survived!]]"
** Not to mention cracking his nuts against Shen's head.
* Also from the 23rd World Tournament, Goku stealing Tien's belt, making his pants fall down revealing his undergarments to the world. One of the few times we see [[TheComicallySerious Tien]] blush.
* Roshi in general. When he's not being TheObiWan, he's nothing but a walking fountain of funny. Even in the dub, which censors most of his pervyness, it's hard not to laugh at the scenes he's in.

'''Movies and Specials''':
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WO9EBjXiBw Krillin's attempt at singing]] in ''Broly: The Legend''.
** Chi-Chi tries to drill Goku for an interview with a private school she wants Gohan to attend. She ends up yelling so hard at Goku that ''the entire line behind him'' falls down.
* Early in ''Cooler's Revenge'', Goku is suddenly interested in Gohan getting his schoolwork done, and is in fact insisting he finish it before anything else. Chichi, hearing this, concludes that this sudden OutOfCharacterMoment is the result of brain damage.
* In ''Trunks The Story,'' which was adapted into the Trunks TV special, Trunks asks Gohan to take him to fight the 'droids. Gohan's response? [[LookBehindYou "Trunks! Look over there!"]] [[PercussivePrevention *smack*]]
* Another hilarious Android 18 moment was in ''Bio-Broly'' when she basically shows who's the dominant figure in the household.
-->'''Android 18''': Now do as I say and wait at Roshi's house.\\
'''Krillin''': No, I'm coming with you.\\
'''Android 18''': You look after the baby.\\
'''Krillin''' Aww, but 18!\\
'''Android 18''': ''Why won't you simply obey me?!''
*** Krillin, naturally, follows this up by dropping the baby off somewhere safe and ignoring her orders completely. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Because he was worried.]] Which is fairly funny as well, if the nature of the relationship was that she gives orders and he just decides to follow them or not based solely on being a NiceGuy. It's like a twisted, almost heartwarming fusion of Goku and Vegeta's relationships with their wives. No wonder she always seems content yet annoyed with him.
** When WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged gets to this, it will undoubtedly [[RunningGag raise his Owned Count]].
* From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK4mdMlUVbo the UK dub of "The World's Strongest"]] (one minute and fifteen seconds in): "We would have to change the attitude of everyone on Earth to make them [[{{Mondegreen}} a PENIS!!]] In every way!!"
** Well, okay, it's "obey us" but really, this is the closest thing DBZ will ever get to "Pingas".
* In "Fusion Reborn", when Goku attempts to convince Vegeta to do the FusionDance as the former is just newly revived and the latter is dead and both are fighting a ''very'' powerful demon who's kicking both of their asses...
-->'''Vegeta''': I'd rather die than fuse with you!
-->'''Goku''': But Vegeta! [[DumbassHasAPoint YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD! You've got no choice!]]
-->'''Vegeta''': *realizes the FridgeLogic and ''pouts''*
** [[Tropers/{{Krendall}} I]] found the literal translation even funnier:
--->'''Vegeta''': Fuse with you?! Hmph, I'd rather die!
--->'''Goku''': *gives an exasperated sigh and replies in a completely deadpan, matter-of-fact manner* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But Vegeta, you're already dead.]]
** Another Fusion Reborn funny moment, when Gohan punches Frieza and kills him in 10 seconds, the remaining warriors that tried to kill him decide to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run like hell, jumping off the building Videl was on.]]
** Also from "Fusion Reborn", the group summon Shenron to return all the souls to the other world, however he explains that he can't as there are no barriers between the worlds to keep them there. The group seems to ignore Shenron for the rest of the movie, and at the end...
--->'''Shenron''': Uh... Don't you people have any more wishes?
** The best part of that, nobody bothered letting Shenron leave so he's still stuck waiting for somebody ask for a wish at the end of the movie.
** "Is someone going to make a wish or what?"
* Vegeta meeting Gure in the 2008 web special. I should mention that the character being discussed, Gure, is a 2-foot, dot-eyed, dress-wearing alien with gray skin, while Tarble is a normal-looking Saiyan.
-->'''Vegeta''': Tarble, who is this with you?
-->'''Tarble''': Oh, sorry. This is my wife.
-->'''Vegeta''': *looking like his eyeballs are about to beat a hasty retreat from his skull* Your WIFE!?
-->'''Gure''': *runs up, smiling cheerfully* How do you do, brother? Nice to meet you! *bows* It's an honor!
-->'''Vegeta''': (totally catatonic) *bows* Oh, no... the honor's mine...
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFx1VNYzW_0&feature=related See for yourself!]]
** Master Roshi upon seeing Tarble's wife remarks that Saiyans have strange taste in wives. Too bad for him, [[TooDumbToLive he mentioned that within earshot of Bulma and ChiChi]]
** Also from the 2008 web special, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovufBxT0ZAo&feature=related this argument between Vegeta and Goku]] while the two are pigging out on the buffet.
* When Goku goes back in time to meet Kid Goku. It was part of a TV telephone game, but it's hilarious anyway. Kid Goku remarks that his adult self looks familiar.
** A similar meeting also occurs in Budokai Tenkaichi 3's Dragon Story mode.
* The seventh movie has the ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9jMC4XZhME single best line in the history of dubbing]]''.
--> '''Piccolo:''' Is it over?
--> '''Vegeta:''' Not until the fish jumps. *fish jumps* It's over.
* Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: Vegeta, the Prince of Saiyans. '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5M3seF6ZkA Dancing.]]'''''
* Beers's reason for wanting to destroy the Earth in Battle of Gods: [[spoiler: Boo eats all of the pudding when Beers wants a taste of it. Beers completely snaps and decides that he has had enough of this pathetic world.]]
* The Pilaf gang's reaction to Trunks admitting his fib (paraphrased):
-->'''Trunks''': Um... I made up a story and now I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend.
-->'''Pilaf''': [[CloudCuckoolander You mean me?]]
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