* Probably the most memorable part of the movie. When Simon is pinned down by Marcus as a vampire, he brandishes a crucifix at him.
--> '''Marcus''': Sorry, sport. I'm an Atheist.\\
[=*a spike pops out of the end of the crucifix*=]\\
'''Simon''': God loves you anyway. *cue EyeScream*
* Later, Simon and Marcus have a rematch and Simon delivers this line:
-->'''Simon:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never! Ever!]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck!]] With an antiques dealer!