* From the [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/62-edward-r-spoof Edward R. Spoof]]: The judge suddenly acting like an immature child and calling Doug "Mister Threaty [=McThreatPants=]".
* [[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/sketches-the-most-disturbing-aristocrats-joke-ever-1469521 The Most Disturbing Aristocrats Joke Ever]].
* From "Theme Song Lyrics," a song about the devil incarnate stealing the viewer's soul, set to the sweet and gentle theme song of ''DoogieHowserMD'';.
** Anyone who remembered Critic's meltdown over ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' in the Nicktoons review was expecting big things from the show's theme lyrics. It doesn't disappoint.
* Doug "playing" ''VideoGame/TheConduit'': [[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/9173-highvoltage I'm trying to pick up a grenade.]]
-->'''Bargo:''' Be careful, you're gonna die soon.
-->'''Doug:''' Ha! Joke's on you, I'm already dead!
* Reverend Nutt Job. Everything about him.
* The commentary for ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie'' review shows that it is one of the few movies that annoys Doug both in character and out of character. HilarityEnsues.
** Rob's imitation of the Garbage Pail Kids.
** "Oh no, Santa Christ! They got Santa Christ!" ''(as Santa Christ)'' "I'm not ugly, ho ho. I just want to bring...Sega Genesises to the world."
* The [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]] Show. You do not want to serve Doug Walker a FrivolousLawsuit.
* [[http://wha-chow.podomatic.com/player/web/2010-05-26T19_46_27-07_00 The PodOmatic interview]] with Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, and Linkara involved Doug, about 25 minutes in, ranting about [=3D=] movies ''while doing an impression of Chris Tucker''. It also had Lindsay Ellis doing a snarling insult of a company shipping policies in a German accent, before [[OohMeAccentsSlipping her accent slips]] into an East Indian one.
* "The Tommy Wiseau Show Live": (to a [[AxisPowersHetalia Hetalia]] cosplayer) "Yes you, the Nazi. I loved you in ''Film/InglouriousBasterds''."
** Made even better in that the person was cosplaying as ENGLAND, not Germany.
* Doug riffing on ''BoysBeware''. 'Nuff said.
* His parody of Creator/HeathLedger's [[Film/TheDarkKnight version of]] SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker as he practices his various backstories.
* From Doug's trip to Austria:
** Complaining about his hotel room, which switches to a whisper halfway through because the walls are so thin he got slapped with a noise complaint.
*** Complete with clips of [[Franchise/TheMuppets The Happiness Hotel]] song.
** Super Dickmann's.
-->"I think it speaks for itself."
** [[Franchise/{{Rocky}} DRAGO!]]
** After noticing that nearly all the buildings in Austria, as a result of age, need posters to cover up the damage:
-->"This isn't a city anymore! Its a fucking ''poster gallery''!"
** Doug makes his opinion of modern art ''abundantly'' clear.
** Following on from the Nostalgia Critic episode about cereal mascots, he pauses in the middle of a tour of Vienna to make a detailed survey of how Austrian-localized cereal mascots differ from their American counterparts.
** Pigeons fighting over Bugle crumbs while the Franchise/MortalKombat theme plays.
** While in a room of [[CreepyDoll eerie-looking puppets]]:
-->"It's [[Film/AcrossTheUniverse Julie Taymor's]] playhouse! ...I'm sure only like, 5 of you got that joke, but the 5 who did are gonna be laughing..."
** The "Put that cookie down" StupidStatementDanceMix playing throughout the entire trip to the Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum.
** The "Mozart's balls" RunningGag.
** This response from a guide after all of Doug's snarking:
-->"I am never watching your show again."
** When he discovers that if you sign the Schwarzenegger Museum guestbook, the signatures will be sent to Schwarzenegger, he gives us two - "[[Film/{{Predator}} I have gotten to the choppa...and it is good!]]" and "[[Film/BatmanAndRobin Dis house has warmed de cold harded]]".
* From his riffing of a Casper cartoon:
** Doug constantly reminding the viewer that "it's not that kind of story"
** The ghost of Creator/ChristopherWalken
** [[VideoGame/StarFox Come on Fox, do a barrel roll.]]
** At the beginning:
--> "Bud."
--> "Weis."
--> "... Jim."
--> "Goddammit, Er!"
* [[WebVideo/HitlerRants His take on the infamous rant]] from ''Film/{{Downfall}}''.
* When Doug loses his voice, we get [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/20496-ask-that-guy-violates-ma-ti THIS.]]
** Still, I feel bad about not giving you guys anything this week...here's [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Ask That Guy" raping Ma-Ti.]] [[spoiler: And then the twist at the end.]]
** "Darn".
* [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/28589-fear-and-loathing-in-shadocon Fear and Loathing in ShadoCon]] had a long string of 'em.
** "Bob Dylan! Get it away! Get it away!"
** Batman's constant attempts to get a hug.
** Along with [[http://aniragetv.blip.tv/ this video]] at the same convention.
* The sheer MoodWhiplash of Critic's personality and Doug's while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7E0C3FlEbI filming]] ''Film/BabyGeniuses'':
-->'''Doug''': Alright, there is one bad word that's gonna be said here, it has to be said, so anyone who doesn't want to listen just plug your ears.
-->'''Critic''': [[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK]] [[BigWordShout YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU]]!
-->'''Doug''': [instant perky] Okay!
* [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/29161-penguin3 There is a sex trade... of sock puppets.]]
* The story about the old couple behind him when he saw ''Film/BlackSwan''. "She's turning into a swan!"
** Which finally resulted in: [[spoiler:"CHICKEN!"]]
* His "Top 10 Films I Hate But Everyone Else Loves" list. It's hilarious to see him go nuts over films like ''Film/{{Matilda}}'', ''Film/District9'' and ''Film/MoulinRouge''.
* The "Top 10 Films Doug Likes But Everyone Else Hates" list has him describing what he liked about ''Film/StarTrekNemesis'' and commenting that he's being such a geek.
* In the "Doug's Top 10 WORST Clichès" list, while discussing the {{Jittercam}} trope, he goes "A little shaking is okay, but nobody runs like thiiiis! *flails around wildly enough to make his hat fall off*
* Doug riffs on the little-known educational short ''Soapy! The Germ Fighter'', and characterizes [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant the titular soap-costumed mascot]] as a [[{{Shotacon}} pedophiliac]], [[SuperOCD severely obsessive-compulsive]], [[SerialKiller murderous]], [[MonsterMisogyny sexist]] [[EldritchAbomination possibly beyond the ken of Man]]. [[PlayedForLaughs For]] [[BlackComedy laughs]].
* Creator/KyleHebert [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/32175-kyle-hebert-is-an-ahole is an A**HOLE!]].
** And the bonus video of Creator/EricVale improvising that he's going to rape Kyle, with none of the people filming making a peep because they want to see just how far it'll go. It takes Eric knocking Kyle's head into the table to make them break.
* From Doug's "Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do," he opens the video by noting that it's been raining a lot. Then as he reaches number 9, we hear it begin to hail. Doug pauses, then cries "And it's hailing! It's ''fucking hailing!"''
* [[http://blip.tv/ask-thatguy/dishy-pasta-bra-5963116 Dishy Pasta Bra]]
* From [[DisneyAnimatedCanon "Disneycember":]]
** In ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', adding a quick "[[SarcasmMode Isn't that great logic?]]" after saying Gaston wants to marry Belle because he's the best looking man in town and she's the best looking woman in town.
** His angry rant against Music/PhilCollins in his ''Disney/BrotherBear'' review.
* At the Q&A Anime Milwaukee con, this conversation happened. To put in context, Doug was already teasing the audience in his usual way, even giving the start of a striptease.
-->'''Fan''': Hi, this is my first time seeing you in person.
-->'''Doug''': [grinning] Aren't I sexy?
-->'''Fan''': ...you could say that.
* In the middle of his infamous rant about [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn's]] abortion scene, his phone rings and he maintains his delirious mannerisms.
-->'''Doug''': My phone is ringing! I don't care! I'm not gonna answer it!
* The entirety of [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/34590-kony-wtf-2012 Kony WTF 2012]].
-->'''Kony 2012 video:''' So, what do ''you'' think about Kony 2012?
-->'''Doug:''' ... (anguished) ''[[TheInternetIsForPorn I JUST WANT MY PORN!]]''
* [[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/why-the-ninja-turtles-should-be-aliens-6039138 Why The Ninja Turtles Should Be Aliens]]. Four words: [[spoiler: "[[EthnicScrappy Racist]] [[InNameOnly Alien]] [[MsFanservice Big-Boobied]] [[StuffBlowingUp Explosions]]"]].
* The DVD menus on Volume 3. He's a guy who's been waiting for centuries for us to make the right choice, and grows increasingly frustrated at our choosing wrong. "I've had to eat five of my toes! Not all on the same foot, I'm trying to keep it symmetrical. Actually, that one has to go soon."
* In his real review of ''Film/TheAvengers'', his quick whine that he wanted the ''Film/XMen'' movies to be as epic as this.
* His reading ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' along with Creator/TeamFourStar, in various voices. The highlight comes when he reads a paragraph as Batman, and discovers it actually features Anastasia describing her voice as "husky."
** In the shameless sort of funny, Doug's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHYjOqhik24 reactions]] to the sex toy choices. Vibrators are cool, dildos get a thumbs-up and buttplugs can be fun.
* The rant about Creator/ChristianBale's Batman voice while reviewing ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''. "I swear to God, he's doing it on purpose now! ''He's making it sillier!''"
** "He's sounding like he swallowed Donald Duck or something!" (Imitates Bale's Batman, which turns into Donald Duck quacking.)
* His demonstration of a customs agent ''slowly'' backing away as he rambled about [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext after losing his passport]].
** To elaborate: Doug had lost his passport, but had several other forms of [=ID=] on him. He showed them all to a US customs agent as he was trying to get back into the country after attending a con in Canada, but the customs agent was still suspicious. So, Doug goes off on a long-winded explanation of bronies and the brony phenomenon. The customs agent, after a while, was so weirded out he just said "Okay, I believe you. Nobody could possibly make that up. Go."
** When he gets to announcing [=RamenCon=], he goes off on a short note about how he hates the food now, but it was heaven in college.
* In this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7gchmAMggM Q&A]], he and Lindsay spend the first five minutes making it look like the Critic puppet and the Teddy Ruxpin doll are having sex.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Bt4v4z8OI His narration]] for a GarrysMod variant of the WebAnimation/MariosCastleCalamity video is simply hilarious, pointing out the FridgeLogic of why Mario has to destroy the castle which divulges into a rant about the FridgeLogic of the Mario universe.
* At the end of his video on the worst movies he had to review for WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, he begs anyone who actually likes ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie'' to contact him and explain why, since he's "beyond curious" and it might lead to a whole new understanding of reality. The way he's so dead serious about it becomes hilarious after a while.
** While talking about ''Film/BabyGeniuses'' and their crappy camera angles, how seamlessly he devolves into apologizing for his own cliched camera work.
* One of his 11 favorite NC jokes is his MemeticBadass treatment of Lucas from ''TheWizard'', and while discussing it he gets distracted coming up with other ways to play the joke that he wishes he'd done.
* In [[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/doug-s-cons-and-auctions-6376085 this]] cons/auctions video, his confusion and mite of jealousy over how tiny Lindsay's Ursa-belt is compared to something he would have. It's almost adorable how he doesn't understand that men and women will always have different waistlines no matter how skinny the man is.
* His review of ''Breaking Dawn Part 2'' with Rob is absolutely hysterical, from calling Aro "Evil Chris Kattan" to describing the battle as "ChuckNorris falling out of the sky!"
** Their take on the ending where they compare it to ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'', along with how they and their friends who they went with started booing.
* His opening question to Mara Wilson on "Shut Up and Talk": "I can't help but notice you have boobs?"
** And during the answer of that question, a caption comes up.
-->Fun fact: [[CaptainObvious Most women have boobs.]]
* The beginning of his Disneycember review of ''Cars 2'', saying in one breath "Everyone says ''Cars 2'' sucks, it does, let's talk about it."
** "Why is it the only jokes that make me laugh in these movies are the [[ToiletHumor toilet jokes]]? That's not a good sign."
* The opening to the Dreamworks-uary review of ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'':
-->'''Doug''': Creator/WillSmith fish is [[UncannyValley SCARY!]]. Will Smith as a fish is fucking disgusting.
* During Super Bowl XLVII, the power went out and delayed the game by thirty minutes. Doug's Facebook post about this?
--> "[[Film/TheFifthElement Aziz, light!]]"
* [[http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/channel-awesome-s-new-shows-and-more His video]] for Indiegogo.
--> '''Doug:''' And while there are many shows we are currently working on right now, one of them could use your help. And by "help" I mean money.
--> '''Doug:''' (upbeat) [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext This is a rocket ship for no good reason.]]
--> '''Doug:''' This is the last time I [[ToadLicking lick a frog]] before doing a video.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpvRaOnslTk Doug auditioning]] for the part of Robotnik in the 2012 fan film for Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, which led to him auditioning as Sonic and then...
--> '''[[spoiler:[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]] (as Robotnik)]]''': [[spoiler: OH MY GOD, I can't believe I'm going to be in the Franchise/{{Crash|Bandicoot}} movie!]]
** From the same video, when Doug asks for a castle backdrop, he instead gets [[spoiler: a black screen with the words "I'M AN ASSHOLE" written in huge white letters]]. He doesn't even realize it.
* His reaction to [[Series/GameOfThrones the Red Wedding.]] [[spoiler:He calmly watches the scene (actually a humorous recap done by himself in voiceover) while eating a cookie, and after it finishes, he asks if Arya, Tyrion and Daenerys are alright. When told that they are, he responds with a nonchalant "Okay" and continues eating. And after sipping his drink, he then says, "Yeah, seriously, why kill the wolf?"]]
* His [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/1526-gnn-mad-hatter%7C mock interview with the]] [[Disney/AliceInWonderland Mad Hatter and March Hare.]] Then the [[Film/TheDarkKnight Joker and Batman come in.]]
--> '''Mad Hatter''': Hey, who's the clown? (referring to Batman)
--> '''Joker''': I'm the Joker.
** Also, the text scrolls are hilarious if you take time to read them.
--> '''Olympic News:''' Beijing officials admit that cute little girl who replaced other girl singing China's national anthem was in fact a computer generated creation.
* His first question while interviewing Greg Sestero: "So anyway, how's your sex life?"


[[folder:Sibling Rivalry]]

* In the Sibling Rivalry for ''Film/LesMiserables2012'', Rob's ranting about the camera angles, which includes shoving Doug off-screen and Doug just lying there until the point is finished.
** Given free reign by Rob (as he has musical training and Rob doesn't), Doug working his mouth in silence as he tries to work out how to be as kind to Russell Crowe as he possibly can.
* Doug and Rob's attitudes during their video for ''[[Film/TheHobbit The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey]]'', each representing one side of its BrokenBase. Doug likes it and finds it really fun, while Rob feels its [[SoOkayItsAverage watchable]] but inferior to both the original book and the Lord of the Rings films. This eventually leads to this priceless exchange between them that closes things out.
-->'''Doug''': Well I liked it. So, until---
-->'''Rob''': You know, everybody's entitled to their own opinion, so it's subjective... and you're wrong.
-->'''Doug''': I'm Doug Walker, and he was an ass.
-->'''Rob''': And he's wrong.
-->'''Doug''': And he's still an ass. And I'm right.
-->'''Rob''' (under his breath): He's still wrong. And an ass.
-->''{The two appear to begin coming to blows, just as the video abruptly ends.}''
* They weren't a fan of Pitch Black's motivation as a villain in ''Film/RiseOfTheGuardians'' and mocked it to no end in their Sibling Rivalry review of it.
-->Rob: No, I'm just sick of not being believed. Woooooo.
-->Doug: I just want to be a dick and the moon got mad. What the hell? Now everyone's gonna die.
* In ''Iron Man 3'' Sibling Rivalry, Doug's transparent comparisons between Tony Stark and Critic, and Rob's increasing annoyance.
** When Rob explains the original backstory of the Mandarin, he calls the planet where his alien technology came from Planet KlaatuBaradaNikto, admitting he doesn't remember what it was actually called (it is [[TheUnpronounceable Kakaranathara]]).
* Doug and Rob wondering how Batman of ''The Dark Knight'' would react to the Superman of ''Man of Steel'', in the Sibling Rivalry Spoiler Corner for the latter.
** The whole intro:
--> (to the tune of JohnWilliams' ''Superman'' theme) Dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb! Dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb, '''SUPERLAAAME!!!'''
** Rob completely ignoring Doug's "we do things only because of duty" spiel near the end.
* Despite the title of "Sibling Rivalry," for quite a while Doug and Rob were more or less on the same page for every film they reviewed. And then Doug can't believe the film that breaks the streak is [[spoiler:''ThorTheDarkWorld'']].
** Followed by Rob mocking this regarding ''Catching Fire'', as he pretends he hated it just to disagree again.
* During the Sibling Rivalry video of {{Disney/Frozen}}, they bring up the fact that there have apparently been a pair of animators working at Disney since ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid'' named [[NamesTheSame Doug Walker and Rob Walker.]]
** Also their conversation about how they were ready to treat Olaf as TheScrappy but were pleasantly surprised that he was legitimately funny. Rob seems almost angry at the movie for not making Olaf annoying, stating several times when he was ready to throw the popcorn at him only for Olaf to say something funny.
** At one point during the Spoiler Corner, Rob clarifies that he wasn't talking about the younger, ditzy sister but about "the older, smarter one -- you should know what that's like," to which Doug replies, "At least I'm the humble one." At the end, Rob asks who has their face plastered all over the website.
-->'''Rob:''' ''pfft'' Humble...
-->'''Doug:''' ''(grabs him and prepares to punch him)''' [[IWillShowYouX I'll show you humble!]] ''(end)''
** Also during the Spoiler Corner, Rob describes "Let It Go" as the "Fuck this shit" song.
* While discussing ''TheLegoMovie'', Rob is shocked to discover Doug's Legos never talked to him.
** Rob again tries to pretend he didn't think much of the film, which this time Doug doesn't buy for a second.
** Rob asking Hollywood what is going on, since they're getting beaten out by Legos.
** The end of the first video about the movie, with Rob singing the beginning of [[EarWorm Everything is Awesome]], and Doug responding by saying, "You're going to be sick of that song."
* The Spoiler Corner for ''CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'' begins with Doug saying "[[WhamEpisode Where the fuck do we start?!]]"
** Rob's impression of the GenreBlind people sitting behind them.
** Doug getting EndingFatigue over Falcon and Rumlow's fight. "Are you guys still going? You know everyone else is done, right?"
** Rob is disappointed that the British councilwoman turned out to be [[spoiler:a disguised Natasha]], and says it would have been great if she just decided to start beating everyone up at random.
* Rob asks Doug about one particular AbortedArc in ''TheAmazingSpiderMan2'' they haven't talked about yet. Doug has no idea, so Rob ''explodes'' at him with "WHO KILLED UNCLE BEN?"
* For the ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' vlog, they're talking about one moment that made everyone in the theater say "Aww..." and admit to saying it themselves. Cue Doug backtracking and saying that he said it in a very manly way.
** And then Rob shows a handdrawn picture of the Infinity War that he and his friends made when they were 10 on his office wall. While they're wrapping it up, Doug is still staring at it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra Vlogs]]
* This BreathlessNonSequitur in his review of "The Boy in the Iceberg":
-->"The four nations -- the Fire Nation, the Earth Nation, [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers the Heart Nation]] I'm sure everybody's made that joke.
** His complete confusion, yet admiration for creativity involved with Appa.
--->"I think I've seen two animals so far. The first is a...giant...flying...bison. Props for creativity because that is fucking '''weird'''."
* The beginning of his review of "The Temple of..." what's it called again? He wrote it down because he kept forgetting it!
* His completely innocent use of the word "honor" when referring to Zuko.
* Recounting how his wife found him watching "The King of Omashu."
* Pointing out the BeamMeUpScotty nature of his "Creator/GeorgeTakei" laugh.
* His impression of [[EnsembleDarkhorse Foamy Mouth Guy]].
* The face he makes at about 5:40 of his recap of "Imprisoned."
* His original prediction for how they were going to get the doors to the temple on Crescent Island to open, which "would have been ''funnier'', but not as ''clever.''"
* "The lemur can fly?! Did I miss that?!"
* His response to [[WriterCopout the ending]] of "The Great Divide": "Fuck that shit!"
* He starts the video on "The Blue Spirit" by getting the title wrong and correcting himself in a caption...which ended up as the video's thumbnail.
* Mocking his [[EpilepticTrees theory]] that the Blue Spirit would turn out to be the Herbalist.
* [[JasonIsaacs Zhao]] is "the [[Film/HarryPotter Malfoy]] [[HeyItsThatVoice General]]."
* The ''completely unconscious'' Zutara ShipTease in his review of "The Fortuneteller."
* His complete inability to pronounce ReneAuberjonois' name, forcing him to say "Rene Odo-from-Deep-Space-Nine."
* The video on "The Waterbending Master" starts out with him saying he suspects (accurately) that the "Penis Hair" meme from the film comes from Yue. And then realizing how odd an opening remark that is.
* In the "Avatar State" video he unintentionally foreshadows ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': "Where is all the electricity in this world?"
* His heartwarming FreudianSlip telling us who he considers Zuko's father:
-->[As The Fire Lord] "My ''brother'' has betrayed me! My ''nephew'' has betrayed me! I must send you, my ''daughter'', to bring them in!
* His confusion over no one in the Earth Kingdom recognizing Zuko, saying it'd be like looking for Hitler.
* By "Return to Omashu" he's actually worried that people will have gotten bored by his talking this much about something he likes, and advises us to watch some Nostalgia Critic videos if we really want to be entertained.
* His apology to the fans who [[ThisIsUnforgivable found it unforgivable]] that he kept calling the Earth Kingdom "the Earth Nation": "You know, they call 'em 'the Four Nations' in the opening... or is it 'the Four Kingdoms'... [[OhCrap Shit...]]" He finally settles on "Earth Place!"
* The accidental incest subtext given to Zuko and Iroh in "Bitter Work." And at the end, he thinks too hard about how he's been using "I will see you there" to end all the videos.
* He begins and ends his review of "The Library" by freaking out over the fate of Appa.
* By the "Serpent's Pass" he makes the assumption that the Cabbage Merchant is secretly a spy, hence why he pops up everywhere.
* After struggling with so many of the show's names, he gets quite proud of himself for ''almost'' getting Ba Sing Se right on his first try in "City of Walls and Secrets."
** The thumbnail for this episode is a blown up picture of [[UncannyValleyGirl Joo Dee]] with the caption "May this woman haunt your nightmares".
* Now that Creator/DanteBasco and GreyDeLisle are both watching his vlogs, Doug commented on Facebook that he should change it to "Fire Nation [=TV=], MWAHAHAHAHA!"
* When he gets confused over how exactly Appa's footprint got at the end of "Momo's Tale", his brother Rob tells him to wait until the next episode. Doug says in exasperation, "That's ''always'' what people say! 'It comes back, it comes back!' Makes it impossible to review, FUCKING GENIUS SHOW!"
* In "The Guru," Doug is talking about the show when his doorbell goes off in the background. He ends up having a rant when he comes back.
--> '''Doug:''' Okay, enough of that! Let's talk about this episode "The Guru-" [doorbell] And that's somebody at the door, excuse me.
--> '''Doug:''' (after returning with a serious face) That was my dad. He interrupted this big vlog, shame on him. But here I'm talking about how important it is to connect, and to have that ''perfect connection'' to life and family and relationships and then he comes in and FUCKS IT ALL UP! What the hell is wrong with him?! GOD! Doesn't he get anything? It's like right in front of him! (starts laughing at himself)
* In the "Crossroads of Destiny" review, he expresses his feelings on one of the biggest twists in the series in a manner similar to his Red Wedding Reaction.
--> [[spoiler:Come to the Fire Nation, we have cookies!]]
* The aesop he learned from watching the entire second season? [[spoiler: The Earth Kingdom sucks!]]
* The ending of "The Awakening": "Is... Is that an ice cream truck? That's a fuckin' ice cream truck! This vlog's over! Later!"
* Rob and Doug calling each other "Uncle Eeroh" and "Prince Zuko" during their argument in the review of "The Painted Lady."
* Pointing out that Toph getting captured in a net in the {{Superdickery}} opening of "The Runaway" is a dead give-away that the whole thing is a scam because everyone knows [[ActionGirl Toph]] could easily escape from a ''net.''
** "He was raised with monks! ''Moooooonks!''"
* Apologizing for how creepy it can be that his and Rob's voices are so similar when discussing Greg Baldwin's impression of Mako.
* Accidentally titling his review of "The Firebending Masters" as "The Dragonbending Masters."
* His prediction/wish in "The Boiling Rock" to see Azula "deteriorate," break down, and "fall apart" is ''hilarious'' if you already know [[VillainousBreakdown her fate]].
* The voice he adopts for this line in ''The Phoenix King'':
--> '''Doug:''' What are you ''doing''? ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis There's. Work. To do]]''. Don't play at the beach, {{you fool}}s!
* In their vlog for "Into the Inferno", Rob tells Doug "Because I hate you, I'm just going to give it away." Cue Doug sticking his fingers into his ears and going "la-la-la" while Rob tries to make him shut up.
* The opening for "Avatar Aang" starts with Doug crying over the fact that it's over and how wonderful the finale was, while Rob looks disgusted. Cue MoodWhiplash.
---> '''Rob:''' You forgot the Creator/MarkHamill grunts. (Rob starts doing Mark Hamill grunting impressions.)
---> '''Doug:''' (suddenly stops crying) As good an actor as he is, as soon as he does that it's like, "[[HeyItsThatVoice Joker]]!"
** Then the two of them troll for a while by referencing various Shyamalan movies like how The Cabbage Man being behind it all and [[Film/{{Unbreakable}} caused a train wreck to find Aang and his avatar powers]], that [[Film/TheSixthSense Katara was dead all along]], the weirdness in Nightmares and Daydreams was [[Film/TheHappening caused by the trees making them sick]], [[Film/TheVillage that the entire series actually took place in the modern world]], and [[Film/LadyInTheWater that the Painted Lady in the water was weird]]. They give up when they get to ''Film/AfterEarth''.
** "Good lesson, kids! [[SpaceWhaleAesop If your past lives tell you to kill someone, maybe there's a better way!"]]
--> '''Doug:''' Okay, avatar dies three more times, what the hell is he going to be reincarnated as?
--> '''Rob:''' What do you mean?
--> '''Doug:''' Well, the airbenders are all gone.
--> '''Rob:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Um... so the cycle goes so that the next one will be water.]]
--> '''Doug:''' Yeah, exactly. But when he dies three more times he's going to come around airbending again. What the hell is going to happen then?
--> '''Rob:''' Well, he's an airbender.
--> '''Doug:''' And Katara's going to [[UnusualEuphemism "shift."]]
--> '''Rob:''' I-
--> '''Doug:''' Listen, Katara, we gotta get some other airbenders here! [[TheNeedsOfTheMany IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD!]]
*** And Rob (who has seen ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra'') refuses to explain the answer because people would yell at him in the comments for giving away spoilers.
** We learn that as they watched the episode, Doug pushed Rob's BerserkButton by comparing Aang and Ozai's fight to ''DragonBallZ''.
* The thumbnail for the ''Legend of Korra'' pilot is Doug flipping the bird to the camera, [[spoiler:deliberately done in response to the fakeout about Ursa.]]
* The RunningGag started in his ''WesternAnimation/{{TMNT}}'' review continues with his feeling that even the show itself is now yelling at him for pronouncing Mako's name wrong, by naming a character after him.
* To anyone who's seen the whole first season, "Wouldn't it be cool if he took the mask off and there was nothing wrong with him?" Especially given the controversy about whether Amon should have been exactly what he appeared.
* His description of Tarrlok after his first appearance: "A good sneaky pain in the ass."
* The FacePalm thumbnail for "The Spirit of Competition." Note that the episode comes directly after he hoped the show was finished with "Korra learns a lesson" stories.
* The spot-on recreation of the pro-bending announcer reporting on his own electrocution.
* He vows in his review of "Out Of the Past" that he's just not going to talk about the LoveTriangle anymore and tells viewers to just assume he never likes it. [[FrequentlyBrokenUnbreakableVow About a minute later]], while talking about unrelated stuff in the episode, he winds up groaning in {{Angrish}}, "I hate love triangles!"
* Doug's growing frustration over wanting Korra and Amon to have an epic fight, even biting his fist.
* The guys [[DrunkWithPower acting like excited children]] over the [[ItsPronouncedTropay names thing]], likening it to bloodbending that they can upset the parts of fandom they see as PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad.
** Doug wondering if his opinion is important enough to Mike and Bryan that they built a TimeMachine because of how eerily the episodes (which were already long done) seem to do exactly what he asked in previous vlogs.
-->'''Doug''': [ending his babble] I-it could be? *extremely obvious edit* Favorite episode so far!
* Doug talking about how much he loves stories where [[CainAndAbel siblings are fighting each other]], with Rob sitting right next to him.
--> '''Rob''': I will bloodbend you.
* Doug [[IKnewIt absolutely nails]] a prediction of the last episode, where [[spoiler: Korra gets her bending taken away by Amon, then manages to get it back.]] As he goes on, Rob sits in the background putting on the best poker face he can manage. Let's just say it was a good thing that Doug was looking at the camera instead of his brother.
* Given how often his problems with one episode are fixed later on, he speculates that Meelo's fartbending may yet become the key to the whole plot.
* Ending the whole season (and all episodes yet made at this point) by joking about Korra beating up Spongebob. Especially since neither of them seem to know about the Laughing Spongebob meme.
** Doug admitting the HypocriticalHumor of him both hating the LoveTriangle ''and'' shipping Bolin and Korra.
** Rob explaining why the episode didn't make him feel like this truly was Korra's "lowest moment":
--->'''Rob:''' ''The dude confessed his love for her'' -- '''that's''' her lowest moment?!
* Doug and Rob's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction]] to all the new names for them to struggle with pronouncing in season 2.
* Comparing the odd placement of the closing credits in "Civil Wars Part 1" to being at a party when suddenly a group of siblings have years of resentment boil over and you struggle to focus on anything else.
* Doug's dramatic recitation of TheReveal regarding season 2's BigBad, to which Rob does an impression of Foamy Mouth Guy.
** The adorable dance in anticipation of General Iroh's return.
* During "The Sting" vlog, Doug and Rob are talking about how unsubtle Mako was in his confrontation with Varrick. To prove the point, Doug invades Rob's space and says that he definitely knows who did it.
* From "Beginnings" the two manage to get some BlackComedy out of [[spoiler:Wan's tragic death scene]].
--> '''Rob''':(paraphrasing Wan) "I will bring peace to the world!" And then we [[spoiler:cut to his corpse. "Well, that failed."]]
** Their disbelief that Mike and Bryan were sitting on such a great story for the whole first half of the rather middling season 2. "I think this should have had a different title: About Fucking Time!"
* Rob explains why the video for "The Guide" was delayed by demonstrating the raspy voice he would have had thanks to a bad cold. Doug says it would have been awesome.
* Rob's literal {{Squee}} over Iroh's return, followed by noting the similarity of his tea party to the one in ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''.
** Based on Tarrlok and Unalaq, they conclude that names ending with a "lock" sound have become the show's shorthand for "evil."
* Noting that Kai's story in "The Earth Queen" feels like ''Home Alone 2''. "This is Kai, the father."
* Rob theorises that one of the newly-introduced characters in season 3 could [[EpilepticTrees possibly be a villain]]. There's a pause, before both brothers do an impression of the [[Film/FreeWilly Evil]] [[FanNickname Popcorn]] [[ContinuityNod Guy]].
* Doug squealing like a five-year-old over the return of Varrick, which Rob promptly mocks.
* Rob brings up how a lot of people on his Facebook page said that ''Spongebob Squarepants'' has JumpedTheShark, causing Doug to become fascinated with what they could mean by that. Then both of them have some fun imagining those people treating the show as SeriousBusiness.
* Rob on watching the show after it was taken off Nickelodeon: "I had to watch it on my computer, ''like an animal!''"
* In the "Long Live The Queen" vlog, they note how disturbing the scene of [[spoiler:Zaheer asphyxiating the Earth Queen]] is, and then go right into BlackComedy by proposing that [[spoiler:Zaheer actually fed her to Bosco's vengeful cubs]].
** Rob giving a CallBack to Doug claiming last episode that "it's getting a bit repetitive", which became TemptingFate since this was a WhamEpisode.
** After forgetting Asami's name, Doug refers to her as "[[Film/TheLastAirbender Penis]] [[HeyItsThatGuy Hair]]".
* In "The Ultimatum", Rob's phone goes off, and Doug tries to improvise a song and dance review to the tune. They break down laughing after the first stanza.
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* The video for "Slumber Party Panic" starts with him struggling to come up with a single word to say for a good 20 seconds, and then he spends the rest of the video with his eyes bugged out like a deer in the headlights as he struggles to explain what he just saw.
** He concludes that it is an excellent anti-drug message, since it gives you the exact same thing: confusion, happiness, bright colors, confusion, the inability to put together what is right in front of you, feeling good, and laughing at things that don't make sense.
* He continues to try and explain the plot in "Trouble in Lumpy Space" in a disbelieving stupor, even considering Ren & Stimpy to be less crazy than this. In particular, his voice breaks when he explains that the characters enters Lumpy Space through the mouth of a frog.
--> "[[SarcasmMode Oh, now it all makes sense!]]"
* [[TheCinemaSnob Brad Jones]] is brought in to help Doug make sense of "Prisoners of Love." It doesn't work.
* Jason Laws finishes the "Tree Trunks" review with a reference to BMO. Doug has no idea what to make of it.
* At one point in the "Ricardio the Heart Guy" review, Doug plots to sneak into Rob's house and prank him by changing his computer's screensaver to Ricardio's NightmareFace.
* In the background of "Memories of Boom Boom Mountain" v-log, you can see a little penguin plush sitting there the whole time. The next video begins with Doug asking Jason what it is, prompting Jason to say [[CallForward "Gunter"]] and toss it off-screen.
--> '''Jason''': Don't worry about Gunter. He'll be fine.
--> '''Doug''': ...why are you calling him Gunter?
* The "Dungeon" review has several false starts, as Jason reveals he stopped watching ''TheSimpsons'' after season 3, and Doug has a ''very'' hard time letting this go.
* In the "Loyalty to the King", Rob and a fan show up to watch their very first episode. And ''love'' it.
--> '''Rob''': This show is AWESOME...I don't want to say CitizenKane worthy, but...
* Rob seeing two slugs making out as "a sin on the eyes of god".
* Doug's hand puppet. Just Doug's hand puppet.
** From that same Vlog, about the episode "The Real You", Doug's [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] of how much they've gotten off topic during the video.
-->'''Jason''': We?
-->'''Doug''': We as in...*points to Jori then back to him a few times, then moves it in a circle to include Jason* All of us, I'm pulling you in too.
** After Jason gets up to get Doug some juice, Doug calls him "Juiceon".
** Bri, who is offscreen during the Vlog, farts, but insists that it's the chair. Doug and Jori make referencing this into a minor RunningGag.
* In "Go With Me", Doug's overzealous desire for Finn and Marceline to be a couple and Jason pointing out the thousand year age gap.
-->'''Doug:''' I can't fight my urges. *beat* To see a 13-year-old and a thousand-year-old get together in beautiful harmony.
* In "Video Makers", Doug and Jason have a rather humorous CallBack to an incident involving a conspiracy theory that Doug and the others on his team during the filming of {{Suburban Knights}} had crucified someone upside down in the house.
* From "Memory of a Memory", Jori, Brianna and Jason singing Baby Finn's song while Doug looks on in confusion.
** At the very end of it, he starts saying a line of Baby Finn's song until he exclaims out "'''SHIT!'''"
* In "Morturi Te Salutamus" When they finish giving their thoughts they subtly challenge one and other to a fight to the death. When Jason asks him if they should fight while the camera is still or have someone walk around with it and Doug says this immortal line.
--> '''Doug:''' No you don't understand [[ImprobableWeaponUser The camera is my weapon.]] DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!! -Takes the camera and heads toward Jason.-
* The beginning of "Hitman". It's amusing in a sorta pathetic way that even fourteen year old Brianna treats Doug like he's a child.
* Near the end of the one about "Fionna and Cake", Jason asks Doug if fanfic has been written about him. Doug's response was basically this:
-->'''Doug''': *laughing* That's a whole 'nother can of worms.
** Jason explaining that he asked because Doug can "deal" with it, and clarifies by saying that ordinary people like him would never get fanfic written about them, which led to this exchange:
-->'''Jori''': Someone get on it, make it happen. *mouths* [[GuyOnGuyIsHot These two.]] *points to Doug and Jason*
-->'''Doug and Jason''': *laugh when they notice it*
-->'''Doug''': The special truce Part 2. *he and Jason lean in as if to kiss*
* In "Daddy's Little Monster", this exchange about the glasses issue:
-->'''Doug''': Rewind the tape! He brought it up!
-->'''Jason''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint There's no tape]].
-->'''Doug''': The Blip thing. *gestures to the viewer's left* Go back.
-->'''Jason''': It's not a tape.
-->'''Doug''': It's about right there... *points to a spot in the lower left of the camera's field of vision* in the time line. *[[{{Beat}} After about half a second or so]]* That'd be hilarious if it really was.
-->'''Jason''': You're going to edit that way, aren't you?
* Doug's annoyance in the "Goliad" v-log when his excuse to hate Bubblegum was blown out by Jason explaining why PB and her creation aren't alike. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome on Jason's part and is especially satisfying for anyone who likes her character and gets fed up with people [[RonTheDeathEater twisting canon to make it look like Bubblegum]] is pure evil incarnate.
* The AprilFoolsDay Vlog where they talk about the hidden Adventure Time episode, ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship]] [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon is Magic]]''.
* Doug's voice at the beginning of "Lady and Peebles", when exclaiming that Lady Rainicorn is pregnant.
* At the beginning of "All The Little People", Doug and Jason hold a conversation [[SpeakingSimlish imitating the gibberish]] spoken by the miniature versions of the characters in the episode.
* In "Root Beer Guy," Jason notes that he wanted to hit the eponymous character. Not because he hated character, but because Root Beer Guy wants to watch a video tape when his wife dressed up as a maid for him. Doug's reaction is priceless.
-->'''Doug:''' Is this really what's destroying the episode for you?!
-->'''Jason:''' [[BigYes YES!]]
** And then they proceed to spend half of the vlog arguing about whether saving someone's life is more important than "getting your freak on".
* Jason complains about the unrealistic aspect of someone jumping into a portal no questions asked in ''Betty''. Doug presents a hypothetical argument that a portal opens up in front of Jason while Jori is blasting shit with ice powers.
-->'''Jori:''' That's a normal Thursday at our house.
-->(Doug and Jason burst into laughter)
-->'''Jori:''' Why do you think no one's allowed here on Thursdays?
-->'''Doug:''' I was wondering why you had those Facebook parties just labelled "STAY AWAY."
** The argument quickly gets derailed when Doug and Jori make fun of Jason using the phrase "proof in the pudding".
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