* In "Doug's Fair Lady", Doug was nervous asking Patti out.
-->'''Doug:''' I was wondering if you would... ''(looks at the sign Skeeter and Porkchop are holding)'' go to the fair, stupid?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmHlh6tQAO4 "A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?! GREAT SCOTT!"]]
** "AAAAUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! MY ''WRITER'S'' BLOCK!!!!!!"
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Mr. Bone talking on the phone, and]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall to tell the viewer to mind their own business.]]
* Porkchop's jawdropping to the floor and him fainting when [[YourTomcatIsPregnant Roger's cat has kittens.]]
* The ending of "Doug Gets His Ears Lowered", where Roger tries to chase off some squirrels who are laughing at the silly haircut "Fluke" gave him.
* Doug trying to seduce his teacher as Smash Adams. "I was just noticing what... large, hair you have!"
** Also from that episode, Doug's premature confession which lead to Mrs. Wingo saying:
-->'''Mrs. Wingo:''' You wrote a paper titled My First Pair Of High Heels?"
* Nearly everything we've seen of Judy's art school, Moody School. In some of its art labs we've seen a guy chopping a car in half with a guillotine, a musician playing a watermelon slice like a violin, two opera singers singing in a room filled with water without oxygen gear, and a guy just ''floating in the air'' (and noticed Doug and Porkchop watching him).
* "My love lives under a rock...in Bluffington."
* Doug imagining getting chased by a pot roast when he imagines what the bone he found may've been.
* "In other news, Mr. Bone wears pink underwear."
-->'''Doug:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I didn't even know you wear pink underwear.]]\\
'''Mr. Bone:''' '''''I DON'T!!'''''
* Doug's nervous about Judy performing at his school. In a daydream, Judy pulls out Doug's underwear and tosses it onto his head, causing the entire auditorium to erupt in hysterical laughter.
* In the episode ''Doug Didn't Do It'', Doug is framed by Roger for stealing a trophy from Mr. Bone and as punishment has to polish 305 trophies. While Doug waits in Mr. Bone's office, Roger then sneaks in and proceeds to do some EvilGloating. Only thing is, he accidentally turns on the school PA and his confession is heard throughout the ''entire school''. And when Mr. Bone angrily bursts into the office to confront him, Roger lets out a high-pitched scream.
* Mrs. Wingo is reading to the class: "And then, King Ludwig of Bavaria went insane." One of the most out-of-context lines ever.
* In "Nightmare on Jumbo Street", one of Doug's nightmares involves Porkchop impersonating Jack Nicholson for some reason.
--> '''Porkchop''': [[Film/TheShining Heeeeeeeeee's Porkchop!!!]]
* In "Doug Graduates", Mrs. Wingo admonishes Roger on what he wrote in the thank you card, "Roger, "Sayonara, suckers" is ''two'' words."
* In "Doug's Bum Rap," Doug searches for Chalky in the school's orchestra, which is about to perform Tchaikovsky's famous "1812 Overture." It's best known for its finale, which features the firing of cannons in the percussion section. As Doug stands by, the orchestra begins their rehearsal...and Connie fires an ''actual cannon that's sitting on stage in the auditorium,'' prompting Doug to leap into the air and scream.
* "Roger Klotz's Scream Theater."
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