* One of Ogre Magi's losing quotes:
-->'''Right Head:''' We won!
-->'''Left Head:''' No, we're on the other side.
-->'''Right Head:''' Oh.
* Most of the heroes have quotes about each other, and there are a few gems.
-->'''Doom:''' [[MostAnnoyingSound Storm Spirit]], shut up.
-->'''Lina:''' You were adopted! (Towards [[SiblingRivalry Crystal Maiden]])
-->'''Chaos Knight:''' Your flying horse is...quite impressive. (Towards Batrider)
-->'''Magnus''' I have tartar sauce for people like you. (Towards [[FishPeople Slark]])
-->'''Lifestealer''' Mmm, Viper…tastes like chicken. .
* Getting Zeus killed will occasionally have him say: [[http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b9/Zuus_death_08.mp3 "Go easy on me, worms... I'm your God too!"]] Zeus. God of Worms.
* Certain cosmetic items have amusing descriptions.
-->'''Little Blink Dagger (Axe):''' Don't worry, precious [[ICallItVera Axe]]. Blink Dagger does not come to chop.
-->'''Eyeball Fetish ([[IThoughtItMeant a ward]]):''' [[ThePeepingTom I like to watch]].
-->'''Mighty Boar:''' This boar has a crazed look in his eye. Is it distrust? Madness? Or does he just want to eat your tangos?[[note]]Tango is an item that let you eat trees for temporary HP regeneration boost.[[/note]]
* [[http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Juggernaut_Announcer_Pack The Juggernaut announcer pack]] has more than a few good lines:
-->Dire's innocent courier has been butchered. [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed Some animals were harmed in the making of this battle.]]
-->Oh, your ancient isn't happy with you right now.
-->See what's happening to your ancient? That means you're a loser.
-->Dire's bottom tower is under attack. Run, little bottom tower, run!
-->Your top tower has fallen. And it can't get up.
-->You know that middle tower that used to be alive and defending itself? Well, that has changed.
-->Dire's top tower was a liability. It had to be silenced.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_2AsUtxBAo Axe's announcer pack isn't half bad ether.]]
--> "Axe was not involved."
--> "Do not blame axe."
--> "As Radiant's middle tower falls, Axe's middle finger rises!"
--> "If you want peace, you must prepare for war. If you want war, you must also prepare for war. The lesson is: always prepare for war!"
--> "Wicked sick!"
--> "AXE is going to be sick!"
--> "[[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Look at your rax. Now look at Axe. Only one of us is still standing.]]"
--> "Radiant's structures are fortified with twelve important vitamins and minerals."
--> "If war is not fair, why call it warfare?"
--> "Your peacenik bottom barracks refuse to defend themselves."
--> "Axe dreams about Roshan sometimes. Axe wakes sweating in the dark, clutching for his axe, a scream rising in his throat and... Never mind."
--> "Axe does not pick sides. (Quietly) ''[[StageWhisper But Axe is on your side.]]''"
--> (After Axe gets a Mega Kill) "Axe knew Axe could do it!"
* [[BreakingTheFourthWall Troll Warlord]] [[http://www.dota2wiki.com/Troll_Warlord_responses responses]]. ''Holy crap.''
-->'''(Activating Invisibility)''' Anonymity, the friend to every troll.
-->'''(Respawning)''' Fighting a troll only makes him grow stronger.
-->'''(Killing Pugna, Viper, Witch Doctor, Tiny, or Lich)''' Enjoy your ban.
* From the ''VideoGame/{{Bastion}}'' [[http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Bastion_Announcer_Pack announcer pack]]:
-->'''(When picking Leshrac)''' [[http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/8/8a/Dlc_bastion_announcer_pick_leshrac_follow.mp3 And all the towers cross the land cried out in unison]].
-->[[http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/6/6a/Dlc_bastion_announcer_event_feeding.mp3 Mid or I feed. I got no idea what any of this means.]]
-->'''(Killing an enemy at the fountain)''' [[http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/0/00/Dlc_bastion_announcer_event_fountainkill.mp3 Now that was cold.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_evyam0eHs Tobi Wan at his most entertaining.]][[note]]Tobi Wan is one of the high-profile competitive DOTA commentators. [[/note]]
* [[FreezeFrameBonus Treant Protector's model, at the side]]:
-->Riki was 'ere
* The true name of the Invoker, a mage who has lived centuries and has mastered the use of powerful invocations: [[SpecialPersonNormalName Carl]].
* Anytime a [[StopHelpingMe bad]] case of JustTryingToHelp happens. Especially with any heroes that have re-positioning skills like Pudge.
** One such hero, Puck, can get itself killed ''twice in quick succession'' by using Illusory Orb at wrong moment.
* A highlight from one of the changelogs:
--> Bots that have been hit by multiple stacks of Sticky Napalm will now contemplate their misfortune further back in the lane.
** Other gems would be:
--> Made Crystal Maiden bot even more timid.
--> Fixed Kunkka being a dirty cheater when using Torrent. (The Kunkka bot could still aim and hit you with a torrent even when he couldn't see you due to invisibility.)
--> Bots will no longer stare at a dropped gem, futilely trying to destroy it.
* Lifestealer can use his ultimate [[ChestBurster Infest]] [[MindScrew on his own illusion]].
* Rubick spellsteals Walrus Punch, pretty normal. Rubick uses Walrus Punch by firing a projectile that's essentially ''[[GreviousHarmWithABody himself]]'' to uppercut the enemy? Hillarious.
** When Tusk uses Walrus Punch normally, the text "WALRUS PUNCH" appears in red letters above the unfortunate target. What happens when Rubick uses it? "STOLEN PUNCH" (or, if you hit Tusk himself, "SUCKER PUNCH").
* An E-sports example. In the wild card game (the winner of which would go on to play in TI3) between Rattlesnake and Quantic, there was a moment where Sven (played by Quantic's Sockshka) ambushed Chaos Knight, Gyrocopter and Beastmaster and attempted to stun them all with storm hammer so that his teammates could catch up to them and possibly kill them with few losses. In a very unfortunate case of a misclick, Sochshka cast storm hammer not on Chaos Knight, not on Gyrocopter, not even on Beastmaster, but on... Beastmaster's ''Boar'', [[EpicFail stunning absolutely nobody but the boar]]. This ended up getting Quantic team wiped with the exception of one. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kadJE1J1KtM This moment can be seen in its full glory in this video]].
* Another example sort of from [=TI3=]: On the first day of the competition, an "all-star match" was held between two teams voted on by the players. Given that there was nothing at stake, the players took it upon themselves to goof off in the most spectacular way they could. Highlights include the members of Alliance (Loda and Akke) and Na'Vi (Dendi and Puppey) trash-talking their teammates, who were on the opposite team for this match, a completely ridiculous draft, which was made by having the team's "Captains" ''picking the other team's picks'' using heroes that are almost never used in professional games, such as Sniper, Omniknight, [[TestosteronePoisoning Skeleton King and Axe]] (the Dire side actually had an all-melee team), and Dendi celebrating killing Puppey (his captain) by [[https://secure.flickr.com/photos/dota2ti/9464543650/ getting out of the booth and dancing in front of Puppey]]. You can watch it [[http://www.twitch.tv/dota2ti/b/442230134 here]], starting at 11.02.30.
* Listen to Bane's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meH9uKpQfzM response to buying Blink Dagger]]. Just listen.
** In the same vein, all the heroes that already have a Blink ability will comment on [[WhatAnIdiot you buying one for them]], but it's hilarious to hear Anti-Mage ''[[http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/9f/Anti_blink_01.mp3 just plainly giving up on you]]''.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFMDCjJyxUM&feature=youtu.be&a GLaDOS announcer pack.]] [[DeadpanSnarker Dear]] [[YouSuck lord]].
* One of the changes to Bloodseeker's Thirst ability in the 6.79 patch was causing it to remove the speed cap when active. This had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCq-k3BBn68 predictable results.]]
* Fountain Hooking[[note]]For the uninitiated, the technique involves combining Chen's Test of Faith ability that sends an allied hero back to their home base with a perfectly timed use of Pudge's Meat Hook ability to pull an enemy unit toward Pudge. The result: a helpless enemy hero flying over otherwise-impassable terrain back to the fountain-hooker's base, where the base's automatic defense structure kills him very quickly.[[/note]] is awesome, flashy and all. And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VHdajpwnWI sometimes it backfires]]...[[note]]Fighting a fully stacked Chaos Knight without a disabler nearby is a really bad idea.[[/note]]
* Wraith King's new lines. Some of them are outright references to [[AscendedMeme CASPLOCK LEORIC]].
* Windranger's lines for dying, killing someone, and others are chuckle worthy
--> '''Upon dying:''' Why do you hate gingers so?
--> '''Killing someone:''' Pain, meet Ugly. Ugly, Pain.
--> '''Casting Shackleshot:''' I now pronounce you man and tree.
* Sven [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] the fact that he's using Daedalus, a ''crossbow'', to increase his damage.
--> '''Sven''' "Daedalus! This is going to be absurd."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd7xntwo2RM&index=20&list=LL3CxBXdM4IeUEl9ALXhfivQ This video]] shows what happens when someone who plays supports attempts to play a hard carry, such as Anti Mage. It ends with the Mage using Manta Style [[note]] creates two clones of you that take increased damage[[/note]] and going to attack Sven, [[spoiler: who then kills Anti Mage and his illusions in just two hits, which causes the Mage's team to lose the game.]]
* Phoenix's spell descriptions are normal, the sub-spells though?
-->'''Stop Iccarus Dive''' "SCREE!"
-->'''Launch Fire Spirits''' "PKAWW! BOOM!"
-->'''Toggle Movement''' "SQUAWK!"
-->'''Stop Sun Ray''' "[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers CHIRP!]]"
* [[http://youtu.be/ZCmyeAXcMZo In this video]], Puck spends about one minute attempting to both bait and dodge Invoker's ''Sunstrike'' while trying to get back to the base. He fails miserably just as he is about to get to the fountain.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlvxC5N60E This video]] involves about why someone plays Sven and every of his awesome display of Triple/Ultra-Killing gets a replay accompanied with epic chorus. But then, for his last 'awesome' moment, after committing his Triple Kill, Sven got killed by a Tower, and the music abruptly screeched to stop at the EpicFail.
* TheStanleyParable announcer. There are probably too many to list, but one standout is him calling almost every purchased item the "poor man's Divine Rapier". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzxh1ubAoko Have a listen.]]
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* Some [[WhatTheHellPlayer heroes have voice responses]] for when you [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment buy items or use runes they don't need]]:
--> '''Anti-Mage:''' Blink Dagger? Really?
--> '''Viper:''' Orb of Venom. I need this why?
--> '''Nyx Assassin:''' Blade mail?
--> '''Nyx Assassin when using an invisibility rune:''' They have runes for this?
--> '''Riki when using an invisibility rune:''' This is redundant.[[note]]Only said if he already has Permanent Invisibility[[/note]]
--> '''Queen of Pain:''' Blink dagger? That was quite unnecessary.
--> '''Troll Warlord:''' Mask of Madness!? '''SERIOUSLY?!?'''
--> '''Phantom Lancer when using an Illusion rune:''' Now this is just silly.
--> '''Invoker when using an invisibility rune:''' I have orbs for this.
* Warlock when his Golem gets hit by [[OneHitKill Diffusal Blade]]:
--> '''Warlock:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really? You just did that?]]