* From the Fuck ability story:
-->I was just blowing smoke with my friends the other night when I said I'd "[[ClusterFBomb fuck the fucking shit]] out of that hot ass chicklet... Worst. Literal. Sex. Ever"
* A few more descriptions from that page:
** If you said, "These jeans make my ass look fucking hot," then expect to have it stared at, slapped, and quite possibly asked out on a date (don't worry the rest of you gets to join in). Then again you ass could [[LiteralGenie literally]] '''[[OhCrap explode into flame.]]'''
** "Tell someone 'you fucking want me', and they'll go to bed with you (even though you'd be a total fucking shitbag for using a supernatural whammy to get laid)".
* The Innards ability, which allows you to eat anything and then excrete anything else has some funny moments too:
** High ranks of the ability allow you to make "vegan cheese that tastes and melts like real mozzarella (though considering where it came from, who- besides you- is going to eat such miraculous '''ass-cheese''' vegan or otherwise?)..."