* The hotel waitress walks in on John when he's naked and he scrambles to cover himself.
* John after having thrown up in the bathroom: "I wouldn't go in there for a couple of minutes if I were you."
* The hotel manager (who's been compared to a Venetian [[Series/FawltyTowers Basil Fawlty]]) desperately trying to persuade John and Laura to eat in the restaurant.
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