* Edmund is such an uptight, bigoted prick, even other Lizards find him unpleasant...and in this game, the Lizards' [[PlanetOfHats hat]] ''is'' being stuck-up aristocrat types. Prospera even subtly apologizes for his behavior in certain dialogue trees.
** His [[DeadpanSnarker smart-ass remarks]] are also pure gold:
--> ''(after the other generals all enthusiastically call "Hail the Dragon!")'' "Yes; well, hail."
--> ''(on first meeting the player)'' "I am General Edmund. I'd add 'at your service', but I don't think we're quite there yet."
* The Imp ambassador's introduction.
--> ...I am Trinculo Shortfuse, son of Trunculo [[MeaningfulName Evenshorterfuse.]]
* The bar in the Raven is tended to by a busty undead barmaid. One might wonder how a skeleton could possibly be busty, but one look at her would show she's got a nice pair of [[StealthPun melons]] in her bodice.
* [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall The debate on banning violent games and literature, from top to bottom.]] The cherry is Yorrick's [[RamblingOldManMonologue reaction]] if you decline. Falstaff explicitly calls out ''Dragon Commander'' as being a game he wouldn't let his children play.
* Should the Commander advise Camilla to help the Undead counter a massive case of ReadTheFinePrint, Trinculo praises the decision.
-->'''Trinculo''': Those bankers had their sights set on Imp territory too, you know! [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame Would've given our snipers some nice and fat targets come to think about it]]... maybe I should have a word with Falstaff after all.
* Maxos' reaction to choosing Ophelia as your bride. For a moment, the stern, solemn sorcerer is taken completely off guard, letting out an [[OutOfCharacterMoment utterly dumbfounded]] ''"Really?!"'' before composing himself and congratulating you on your choice.
* If you allow Corvus to devour Lady Camilla the lizard princess, Prospera unwittingly guesses what happened.
-->'''Prospera:''' What on earth could have happened to Lady Camilla? I know she can be a bit irksome, but you didn't throw her off the ship, did you? No, of course not... that sounds about as likely as your feeding her to a demon!
* If you agree with ceasing financial aid to impoverished countries, Oberon rhetorically poses:
--> We have so much wealth to share, so why hoard it like a lazy dragon? I mean... That's just an expression, of course.