* At the end of '[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Georgie]] Must Die', Earl is given a key to the city by the Chief Elder for giving Georgie a [[TakeThat well-deserved punch on behalf of annoyed parents everywhere.]] Earl's response?
-->'''Earl:''' Lotta good this does me; [[LiteralMinded there's no door to this city!]]
* Any Earl-Baby interaction. Always good for a laugh.
* Earl singing [[Theatre/ByeByeBirdie "How Lovely to Be a Woman"]] in 'And the Winner Is'.
* This dialogue:
-->'''Baby:''' Give me a cookie!\\
'''Fran:''' Here. Now what do you say?\\
'''Baby:''' More!\\
'''Fran:''' No that's not it. What is it?\\
'''Baby:''' Give me!\\
'''Fran:''' What's the magic word?\\
'''Baby:''' Why? You don't know it either?\\
'''Fran:''' I know it and so do you.\\
''[a mouse snatches Baby's cookie and runs back into the hole]''\\
'''Baby:''' WAAAAAAAAAHHH!!\\
'''Fran:''' Oh no. Crying isn't gonna help.\\
'''Baby:''' My cookie's gone!\\
'''Fran:''' Because you ate it.\\
'''Baby:''' The cookie creature took it!\\
'''Fran:''' Oh, so it was the cookie creature.\\
'''Baby:''' Don't talk down to me!\\
'''Fran:''' This is between you and the cookie creature.\\
'''Baby:''' Oh well, thanks for nothing!
* This dialogue from '[[JustForPun What Sexu-Al Harris Meant]]'. Earl has just been told by Fran to help Monica get the tree pushing job at Wesayso;
-->'''Earl:''' A ''female tree-pusher?'' You can't be serious! That's ludicrous! I'd be a laughingstock! ''(GilliganCut to Richfield's office)'' Mr. Richfield?
-->'''Richfield:''' What?
-->'''Earl:''' There's someone outside I'd like you to meet.
-->'''Richfield:''' ''(Sees Monica)'' Ahh, you brought me a female. Nice gesture. Thing is, I already have a wife.
-->'''Earl:''' Oh, thank you! But, uh...actually...she's here for the ''(Mumbles)'' ''treepushingjob.''
-->'''Richfield:''' WHAT!? A female tree-pusher!? You can't be serious, that's ludicrous! You're a laughingstock!
-->'''Earl:''' Just as I predicted.