* The D-Kids have a teacher who's a CloudCuckooLander OldMaid. When she and Ursula meet...
--> "You're so old, you've got Abe Lincoln's picture in your yearbook! How do ya like that?"
--> "Oh, is that so? You're so old, you remember when the Dead Sea was just getting sick!"
--> "(''sarcastic laugh'') You're so old, I heard you were selling hotdogs at Custer's Last Stand!"
--> "Well, you're so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was for your apartment!"
* Virtually every Alpha Gang moment is this. Sometimes as simple as their means of getting to the location the dinosaur appeared...
--> '''Ursula:''' I hate taking the train!
--> '''Zander:''' At least you got a seat from that old man!
--> '''Ed:''' [[NoodleIncident Where did you learn to do a strangle-hold?]]
* In the episode "Double Or Nothing", the Alpha Gang hear of {{Criminal Doppelganger}}s of themselves who go by their names and conduct their robberies DisguisedInDrag.
--> '''Dr. Z:''' That's ridiculous, I have never robbed a bank! *beat* And even if I did, I wouldn't do it wearing lipstick!
** Later they do in fact ally with them, and they attempt another bank job, once again in drag.
--> '''Dr. Z:''' This is humiliating, pink has never been my color!
--> '''Ursula Double:''' We have to wear disguises; we're wanted in 25 states.
--> '''Zander Double:''' Make that 26. [[ImpossiblyTackyClothes In this one we're wanted by the fashion police.]]
--> '''Zander:''' No surprise there.
--> '''Ed:''' I feel fat.
--> '''Ursula:''' Relax. At least you don't look like a reject from a high school marching band.
--> '''Dr. Z:''' Or Goldilocks on steroids.