A CMOF? in ''VideoGame/{{Diablo}}''? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh. (For funny moments in ''VideoGame/DiabloII'' and ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'', click [[Funny/DiabloII here]] and [[Funny/DiabloIII here]] respectively.)

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* If you find out what Diablo is [[SubliminalSeduction really saying]] the instant the final level starts...
-->'''Diablo''': [[CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]
* And of course in the first game's Hellfire expansion, through a certain exploit, you get to hear [[FinalBoss Na-Krul]] say this gem.
-->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.
** Also available in the Hellfire expansion was the ability to replace said farmer with the "Complete Nut", a man wearing a cow suit, who sends you looking for his other suit (not the brown one, the gray one) that turns him into a man wearing a deer suit, and awards you with the Cow Plate Armor.
--->Moo.\\
I said 'Moo'.\\
Listen, I'm just a cow.
* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.

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