Funny moments appearing in [=DeliciousCinnamon=] videos.

[[folder:Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal]]
* ''[[ Episode 1]]'' is where it all begins, with classic phrases like "VOLCANO BAKEMEAT" and "BAG FUCK!"
* In ''[[ Episode 2]]'', Bert and Dubz come across a Caterpie (called Pedal) with some strange moves:
--> '''Bert''': Foe's Pedal, "Hemp Ah!"\\
'''Dubz''': Hemp! No! We've been shot with marijuana! Croc is confused! "Croc is under the influence. It hurt itself in its confusion."
* ''[[ Episode 3]]'': The two have a run-in with [[EdibleThemeNaming Chedr]], who comments on them getting [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Monaters]] before stating he is [[IAmAMonster a monster]] [[]].
* ''[[ Episode 4]]'': Dubz attempts to read some of the gibberish text that appears after catching Caterpie:
--> '''Dubz''': Six-dash-three-question-mark! W! Question-question-question-question! Question-question-question!
** Later, Croc gets poisoned:
---> '''Bert''': "CROC KILLED."\\
'''Dubz''': WE WERE KILLED! [[NotQuiteDead But we're still alive]].\\
'''Bert''': And what's that weird symbol next to our name?\\
'''Dubz''': It's Vietnamese!\\
'''Bert''': It's like a... [[BuffySpeak snowman with two pieces minus the other side]].\\
'''Dubz''': He's, like, peeking out from behind the question mark- wait, why is there a question mark?\\
'''Bert''': "Lost again, pain-" PAINTFUL? It's paintful. It is very paintful.\\
'''Bert''': "Lap? Falled." It always has to question whether or not it had the right Pokemon. "Was it Lap?"
* ''[[ Episode 5]]'': An enemy Caterpie tries to use "Hemp Ah!" which fails because it was "not decided":
--> '''Bert''': He didn't decide well enough.\\
'''Dubz''': It's like, "Hemp... AHHHHHHHH nah."
** They panic over Bean[[note]]their Weedle[[/note]] appearing to only know Harden, until they realize that Poison Sting has no name. When used, all that appears is "Bean !"
** They learn from a zealous old man that Team Rocket is now called MISSILE BOMB.
* ''[[ Episode 6]]'': The two find that the [[IHaveManyNames Madasimumi/Baiming/BM Tower]] is filled with monks who [[RougeAnglesOfSatin practise]] Buddhism and won't destroy the tower even if they are crazy.
* ''[[ Episode 7]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Trained on the Road of Ultimate." On the Road of Ultimate!\\
'''Dubz''': This guy means business!\\
'''Bert''': "But Bean unhearing." Bean's deaf! No!
* In ''[[ Episode 8]]'', the final monk in the "Madasimumi" tower comes off as a bit of a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}:
--> '''Bert''': "It's this tower to let the monsters andpeople are-"\\
'''Dubz''': Andpeople. "Full of fancy-"\\
'''Bert''': "...for bright future, to affirm-"\\
'''Dubz''': There's an S stuck in the lower right-hand corner.\\
'''Bert''': "...practising place and the last steeling," STEELING, as in metal. "We need to see it is who between me and the man that isn't snapped th- the t-" WHAT IS THIS GUY SAYING!?
* ''[[ Episode 9]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Who do we have left? Pizza?\\
'''Bert''': Pizza and Steak. Sounds like a good dinner right now.
** Croc ends up learning a move called [[NonIndicativeName Flame]], which is actually Water Gun:
---> '''Bert''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that's fitting! That is fitting.]]
* ''[[ Episode 12]]'' starts with Bert getting a Great Ball (called Suppball) and a fishing rod (called [[NonIndicativeName Clothbag]]).
--> '''Bert''': "The Jimu badge is expensive. Are you baught from Zhaochan?"\\
'''Dubz''': ''What the fuck!?'' We don't even know that guy!\\
'''Bert''': We have to pay for badges now?\\
'''Dubz''': Yeah, apparently. Oh, it's a Bird Keeper. That's why.\\
'''Bert''': [[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY It's actually Y Apostrophe S Equals AC.]]\\
'''Bert''': We found soda! ...and we fucked it.
* ''[[ Episode 13]]'' has Bert noticing the many [[NonIndicativeName inconsistencies in the different names]]:
--> '''Bert''': Vulpix is Rok, Water is Flame.\\
'''Bert''': Okay, mountainmen are called Fish.\\
'''Bert''': Wait, VOLT is Rock [Throw]?
** Then, Bert struggles trying to read "Road [[RougeAnglesOfSatin 33th]]".
* ''[[ Episode 14]]'': [[AwesomeMcCoolname SHAOTANZHITEN]]!
--> '''Dubz''': "Do you know... Missile Bomb?" OH NO!\\
'''Bert''': "I want to play with your- with you for relaxing?" [[BigWhat WHAT!?]] Am I gonna get raped?
* ''[[ Episode 15]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Steak Ah New Milk!" MILK!? is the move.\\
[Bert uses Milk]\\
'''Bert''': "Steak Milk" ...Mean Look. Mean Look is Milk. "It Cann't Escaped!"
* ''[[ Episode 16]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': "Steak, Again?" Another night of steak? Dammit.\\
'''Bert''': Stop using Hate!\\
'''Dubz''': Is that all it knows? It really hates Steak!
** They find out that Beedrill is called Fork, so they send out Bean. This proves to be a poor choice, as Beedrill manages to get five hits with Fury Attack before Bean retaliates with Poison Sting, which is not very effective. Or, as the game and Dubz sum it up:
---> '''Dubz''': "Five Effect! One Result."
* In ''[[ Episode 17]]'', they try to use an item called GOAL as a last ditch effort against Bugsy. The item is used immediately, and they have no idea what it does.
** Instead of a badge, they receive a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin BUDGE]] from Bugsy.
** Bugsy's entire speech after being defeated is hilarious.
* ''[[ Episode 18]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Yeah, you're snoring alright. [[AccidentalInnuendo Now I'm gonna Lick your ass]].\\
[Dubz starts laughing.]\\
'''Bert''': [[ThatCameOutWrong That's not what I meant!]]
** The episode features a rather interesting speech from Chedr as well as an unexpected piece of advice from an old lady.
** Dubz offers his final thoughts before they finish up:
---> '''Dubz''': I wanna watch a Vietnamese person play this, and they, like, actually make sense of all the translations. Like, "Oh yeah, that makes sense." "What did it say?" "THIS, TO BE, AND THEN, THEREFORE, FOR AND BUT I AND IF ONLY THEN. ''Duh!''" "You don't know what you're doing Shung Long Kwai... Mu!"
* In ''[[ Episode 21]]'', they make Steak forget a move to learn a new one, with results in the text "[[MemeticMutation Kuang Steak]]":
--> '''Dubz:''' Guys, if you really want some, put "Yes, please, thank you" in your comments, if you want a Kuang Steak, I will make one for you. It's very spicy.
* ''[[ Episode 23]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "My Sputa will flow down."\\
'''Dubz''': ...''What''? That was sexual.
** They visit the Bike Shop, which advertises that the bikes can "Slide freely" and "walk on all kind of roads":
---> '''Dubz''': My bike can levitate and walk.
* ''[[ Episode 27]]'':
--> [Bert approaches a trainer]\\
'''Bert''': "Wi-"\\
'''Dubz''': "'''WIN!!'''"\\
'''Bert''': ''Jesus!'' You made me jump!
* ''[[ Episode 28]]'':
--> [Bert gets a phone call from "Rocket"]\\
'''Bert''': Rocket's calling! "[[TheUnintelligible HJKSDJFBKGFSDFG]] MS. EGGIE????"\\
'''Bert''': I love how there's two different styles of question marks. "Must win in contest, wait you at 35? Questionmarkquestionmark- See you lat- see you-"\\
'''Dubz''': "See you [[RougeAnglesOfSatin LATTE]]!"\\
'''Bert''': "Phone call is connecting, merge many Baliy at 35? [[WrittenSoundEffect DI]]." I don't even know.
** They try using a move called DUL, which results in the text "HUSHUZ [[AccidentalInnuendo DULDO]]"
* ''[[ Episode 29]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "It is basement to do preparings before go into the water."\\
'''Dubz''': THIS IS BASEMENT! "[[ThreeHundred This is madness! THIS. IS. BASEMENT!]]"\\
[The enemy trainer is about to send out a Pokemon named Cow]\\
'''Bert''': Cow! Cow Start.\\
[A [[NonIndicativeName Wartortle]] is sent out. Dubz starts laughing.]\\
'''Bert''': WHAT? WHAT?\\
'''Dubz''': That is a cow!
* ''[[ Episode 30]]'':
--> [Bert uses the move "Stare" against a Machoke; it's not very effective.]\\
'''Bert''': "One Result." That was terrible.\\
'''Dubz''': Did we use st- why in the world would you-\\
'''Bert''': I don't know, I just wanted to try it out, 'cause- look at his face! I just had to stare at it.
* ''[[ Episode 33]]'' shows Bert's first phone call from Mke "Mike" Boat:
--> '''Bert''': "Seeing! Seeing! It is great! To defeated the Yangzu's Machiba. I'm always at the entrance of gymnasium, to give a normal support. But I was afraided by the ghost floating in the air, inside. [[BlatantLies I'm so unwilling to put down the phone!]] Good bye!"\\
'''Dubz''': This was such an interesting conversation, since you do not answer.\\
'''Bert''': He's so unwilling to put down the phone, he hung up!
* ''[[ Episode 34]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Don't you feel mystery of the islands which is surrounded by whirlpools." I do feel quite mystery.\\
'''Dubz''': I feel kinda ''[[RunningGag FEARFUL!]]''\\
'''Bert''': [looking at Qwilfish] "[[NonIndicativeName BOAT]]." I would have laughed completely with that "Fearful" but I was too busy reading "BOAT."\\
[Bert defeats the trainer.]\\
'''Bert''': "You are so [[RougeAnglesOfSatin STROG]]."
** When Dubz comments on how the falling shortcut in the lighthouse would probably break one's legs, Bert replies:
---> '''Bert''': At least we're not [[CallBack Shaotanzhiten]], we would've brode our waist.
* ''[[ Episode 35]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Both the intensity and the benevolent give you the [[RougeAnglesOfSatin budge]]."\\
'''Dubz''': She's benevolently giving the budge.\\
'''Bert''': "Eggie gain Steel Badge from Juzi." So now it's a badge. "Give you the... [[IHaveManyNames Shqilu BUDGE]]..."\\
[Bert gets an item from a tree called Coin.]\\
'''Bert''': We got coins! Money DOES grow on trees!\\
'''Dubz''': It does!\\
'''Game Text''': EGGIE! COIN BAG FUCK\\
'''Dubz''': And apparently it can bring you love too.\\
[Bert gets an item from another tree called Pole.]\\
'''Bert''': What is going on here?\\
'''Dubz''': "Eggie Pole Bag Fuck!"\\
'''Bert''': They're giving us poles and money!\\
'''Dubz''': Eggie's a stripper.\\
[Bert gets another Pole from the third tree.]\\
'''Bert''': Two poles and money.\\
'''Dubz''': Those three trees create exactly what a stripper joint looks like. This is the place to go.\\
'''Bert''': That's where Suicune hangs out on the weekends.
* In ''[[ Episode 37]]'', Bert begins looking for the "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Passward]]":
--> '''Bert''': "Only the boss know the passward of the door."\\
'''Dubz''': Pass'''ward'''.\\
'''Bert''': "The door can't be opened it need the password!" They got it right that time.\\
'''Dubz''': Now we have to get a password ''and'' a passward. [[CallBack And a budge]].
** The episode also features more memorable dialogue from Chedr:
---> '''Bert''': He's, like, playing out the Chedr role now. "I don't like my lines!"
* In ''[[ Episode 39]]'', the game crashes the first two times Bert tries fighting Pryce. The third attempt, however, presents this dialogue:
--> '''Bert''': "Bullet given by Bet-Boy given by Bet-Boy can use." What?\\
'''Dubz''': [[Film/{{Aliens}} Game over, man!]]\\
'''Bert''': What was that?\\
'''Dubz''': I don't even...\\
'''Bert''': It's the Asian kid who made this.
** There's also [[ this part]] (at the 6:41 mark in the original video).
* ''[[ Episode 41]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "We are from [[ScaryBlackMan Black-Society. Like to do something criminal.]] Are you feared?"\\
'''Dubz''': I am insanely feared right now, guys.\\
'''Dubz''': "'''X?????????????????'''"\\
'''Bert''': "We didn't serve the devil, only do that we want to do."\\
'''Dubz''': *gasps* [[CallBack It's the old lady's reincarnation!]]\\
'''Bert''': We didn't serve the devil, it's okay.\\
'''Dubz''': It's alright that we're part of black-society, and we do things that are criminal, and that you ''might'' have been feared. [[EvenEvilHasStandards We didn't serve the devil.]]
* In ''[[ Episode 42]]'', Bert fights through a gym with trainers specializing in dragon type Pokemon. One trainer disagrees with this:
--> '''Bert''': "[[BlatantLies No one can use dragon type.]]"\\
'''Dubz''': Why is this gym even here?
** Near the beginning, Bert notices how much money they have accumulated by not buying anything:
---> '''Bert''': This is the opposite of in the beginning, where it was like, "Die, die, die."
** Bert misreads a trainer's name (SKIRT'[=S7G=]&) as "Skirt'[[Franchise/StargateVerse Stargate 7]]."
** At one point, Oudal levels up and tries to learn a move called Rage. Bert decides to get rid of Yuja, which is the actual move Rage. This causes Dubz to point out that they [[MindScrew got rid of Rage for Rage]].
* ''[[ Episode 43]]'':
--> '''Bert''': We need to go get EXP Share. From [[CallBack Elf Grandfather]]! It's been a while since we've seen Elf Grandfather.\\
'''Dubz''': That's true, it has been a while.\\
'''Bert''': Maybe he's dead now.\\
'''Dubz''': Terrible. Wusiji Dr. wouldn't be too happy. They were good friends. [[CallBack They were only two men to deal with it]].
** The entire "[[AccidentalInnuendo Come Casually]]" incident.
** Bert becomes increasingly perplexed at the amount of normal trainers who were somehow able to make it into the Dragon's Den.
** When they get to the quiz, they find that all of the answer choices for the questions have been translated into either ???? or "Q4).
* ''[[ Episode 44]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Hey! You have strided the first step into Guandong. Even so, you should see the map to affirm." It sounds like we're stepping in, like, horse shit or something.
* ''[[ Episode 47]]'': They contemplate how Steak can be hurt by Forretress's Spikes if he is levitating:
-->'''Bert''': "Steak be hurt." Wha-\\
'''Dubz''': Because of the [Spikes].\\
'''Bert''': Yeah, because he's-\\
'''Dubz''': [[SarcasmMode Because he has feet]]!\\
'''Bert''': "Steak Kick!"\\
'''Dubz''': With the feet he has!\\
'''Bert''': The feet that he stepped on the pieces [with].\\
'''Dubz''': It must hurt more.\\
[The Forretress remains asleep for 5 turns.]\\
'''Bert''': Dude, this thing. When it goes to sleep, it's like "I'll see you guys in a few years."
* In ''[[ Episode 48]]'', Bert defeats Bruno of the Elite Four. Bruno's first words upon being beaten? "[[BlatantLies YOU ARE DEFEATED BY ME]]."
* In ''[[ Episode 49]]'', Bert has to fight Bruno again:
--> '''Bert''': "You are defeated by me. No qualification to say. To next house." Now we're in the loser's bracket.\\
[Bert moves on to Karen]\\
'''Dubz''': She's really good for being in the loser's bracket!
* In ''[[ Episode 50]]'', Professor Oak (who is now called Oujiduo) comes to offer Eggie a congratulatory speech, which Bert and Dubz can barely read without cracking up due to how it has been translated. They lose it after reading "[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment THE RESULT IS THE FRUIT]]."
** Then, they struggle trying to read the [[TheUnintelligible credits]]:
---> '''Game Text''': ? !9F-/UQ\\
'''Dubz''': FFFFFF''FUCK!''
** "[[HilariousInHindsight What if we had exactly 50 episodes of this]]?"
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 1]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Hey, it's that [[CallBack snowman]] thing again that everyone told me was "dow" or "doo."\\
'''Dubz''': No, it's a snowman. It's a half snowman. It's what happens when you take a flamethrower to Frosty.\\
'''Bert''': Half of him disappears into a question mark?\\
'''Dubz''': Yeah. In Japanese, a question mark means "puddle."\\
'''Dubz''': [regarding Dream Eater being called Kick] "He's sleeping, ''kick him!''"\\
'''Bert''': "Don't defy death, don't be strong." Fine, we'll just cry in a corner the entire game.
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 2]]'': They find that Mr. Psychic is now called [[AwesomeMcCoolname Super Uncle]], Lt. Surge is now called [[AtrociousAlias Tingsy Major]], and Diglett's Cave is now called Dictator Cave.
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 3]]'': The go to the mart in order to sell some of their items and get more money. This goes horribly wrong when [[spoiler:they try to sell Pointup, which causes the game to crash yet again]].
** Even worse, [[spoiler:they find that they have to fight Lt. Surge again after reloading the last save state]].
** When Bert returns to the shop, he takes a look at some of the item descriptions:
---> '''Bert''': "Renew all states." We use that, it turns into, like, the Civil War.\\
'''Bert''': Coibag: "Only hold can get a landto fish elf"\\
[Dubz starts laughing]\\
'''Bert''': "Only hold can get a landto fish elf." That doesn't even make sense.
** Sabrina's dialogue causes Bert to take a second look:
---> '''Bert''': "You come finally you must come, the feeling existed three years ago. Your aim is to want my badge."\\
'''Dubz''': Of course.\\
'''Bert''': "I don't like frighting, it is my first task to passes the badge to a fit man. If you want-"\\
'''Dubz''': WE'RE A WOMAN! Your special WHAT?\\
'''Bert''': "Try my special function."\\
'''Dubz''': THAT'S GROSS!\\
'''Bert''': That entire speech was wrong.\\
'''Dubz''': "Three years ago, I knew you wanted my budge."
** Finally, there's the story of the imprecatory bike.
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 4]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Eating game is played in its eatery. You're full while seeing it." You're full while seeing it.\\
[Bert enters the eatery.]\\
'''Bert''': Yeah, I'm full.
** Later, Dubz accidentally calls Ash Ketchum "Ass Ketchum."
* In ''[[ Kanto Episode 5]]'', Bert starts to get rather annoyed at Mike Boat:
'''Bert''': "En! It's you, do you know Zhenfen? [[GenderBender She is my grandson.]]"
* In ''[[ Kanto Episode 6]]'', Bert and Dubz find another wild Haunter and suggest names that would go with Steak.
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 7]]'':
--> '''Bert''': [receiving the Super Rod] "Eggie receive [[NonIndicativeName Bad Rod]]." [[SarcasmMode THANKS]]. "You're so good at fishing, have a Bad Rod!"\\
'''Bert''': "Home of the leader of..."\\
'''Dubz''': "SHAFALIXIAN."\\
'''Bert''': Is he chafing, or something?
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 8]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "A hole with punchy monster."\\
[The [=NPC's=] Itemfinder goes off.]\\
'''Bert''': "My [[NonIndicativeName dance machine]] starts to react." Is he playing one of those [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution DDR]] games while also playing Whack-a-Mole?\\
'''Bert''': "You come, as if you have many gymnasium badges of Shangdao. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Don't lick with mouth]]."\\
[Bert and Dubz start laughing, while still being confused.]\\
'''Dubz''': How else am I supposed to lick?\\
'''Bert''': [[PyrrhicVictory I don't even consider this a win, because Steak died]].\\
'''Bert''': "Eggie gain the Blue from-" We just gained the Blue. We didn't even get a badge.
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 9]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Many Dictator flys from the earth!"\\
'''Bert''': "This is the cave of Tiguta." [[CallBack Is that in any way related to Sputa, and does it flow down?]]\\
'''Bert''': "It's Uncle's guard, you sh- you SHULD make good use of it-"\\
'''Dubz''': [in a Russian accent] "You shuld make good use of it, for it's my gold pearl."
* In ''[[ Kanto Episode 10]]'', Bert and Dubz take a look at some of the stuff in the Pokedex:
--> '''Bert''': Look how heavy [Gastly] is! It's gas!\\
[Bert scrolls down to Haunter.]\\
'''Bert''': Haunter you fat-ass!\\
'''Bert''': "Fun." It's a Fun type!
* ''[[ Kanto Episode 11]]'' features a RunningGag with Mujef and the Jellies being [[AGoodNameForARockBand a good name for a Middle Eastern band]].
* ''[[ Mt. Mortar Part 2]]'':
--> '''Bert''': I don't know why Gyarados can't learn it, though.\\
'''Dubz''': He's a flying type. Plus [[FailedASpotCheck we don't have him in here]].\\
'''Bert''': "Can I drift?" We're gonna drift these waterfalls, man. Price is a drifter, man.\\
'''Dubz''': Yeah, he's one of those people in [[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo]]. He's got his cool sunglasses on and his pimped out car. But he's actually really terrible at it, so he starts drifting into the sides of walls and stuff. And the enemy, who is the antagonist of our movie is always winning. But he ends up winning in the end.\\
'''Bert''': Pokemon Viet Crystal: Tokyo Drift.
* ''[[ Catching Entei]]'':
--> '''Bert''': What if I kick it while it's down. Is it gonna kill it?\\
[Bert uses [[NonIndicativeName Kick]] and kills Entei.]\\
'''Dubz''': [laughing] "Is it gonna kill it?"\\
'''Bert''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Guys, we did it]].
** When they find and catch a Magnemite, the description says it "emits strong [[RougeAnglesOfSatin currency]]", causing Bert to come up with a plan:
---> '''Bert''': We just capture Magnemites all day, and it emits currency, and you win!
[[folder:Crash Bandicoot]]
* ''[[ Episode 1]]'': Dezz shares an anecdote about how he thought the Aku Aku masks were enemies as a kid.
* ''[[ Episode 8]]'':
--> [Dezz reaches the goal, which is surrounded by boxes.]\\
'''Bert''': Milk them! Milk them all!\\
'''Dezz''': I will milk you for your sweet nectar, boxes!
* ''[[ The Lost Episode]]'': Mysh starts off the level and immediately dies. Funny enough on its own, but [[spoiler:not only does that happen to be his last life, but it turns out they never saved after the previous episode, forcing them to redo all of their work]].
* ''[[ Episode 9]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': [[BuffySpeak They're, like, things that do things]].\\
[Crash dies, shouting his signature "WOAH!"]\\
'''Dezz and Mysh''': WOAH!\\
'''Dubz''': Crash was really interested in what Mysh said! Mysh is like, "There are things that do things." "WOAH! I can't even ''hold'' all this woah!"
* In ''[[ Episode 11]]'', Mysh makes a spectacular maneuver around the 16:09 mark that gets everyone's hearts pounding.
* In ''[[ Episode 12]]'', Dezz shows off his "Bat Summoning Dance" (which is just him rapidly tapping the movement keys).
--> [Dezz dies right after getting a checkpoint, leaving him with only one life left]\\
'''Dezz''': That means I have to do the rest of this perfectly.\\
'''Bert''': You've got this.\\
'''Dezz''': I did this once before, but that one was a- [[[KilledMidSentence immediately dies]]]
** There's also the part near the 22:30 mark where Crash cheats death by not getting crushed:
---> '''Dezz''': [Turns Crash to face the camera] "Hello everyone. I shouldn't be alive today."
* ''[[ Finale Part 1]]'': Juan makes it past an electricity trap, which Bert states he didn't even notice. Juan moves back to show Bert the trap, only to be electrocuted by it.
* ''[[ Stormy Ascent]]'': Either go to the 11:00 mark or watch [[ this video]].
[[folder: Terraria]]
* In ''[[ PVP Part 2]]'', Bert tries to go for what he thinks is a diamond[[note]]it's actually a sapphire[[/note]], and he ends up almost getting killed by a ''red slime'' due to the lag.
* In ''[[ PVP Part 3]]'', the team spends most of the episode just mining and trying to find a way back up, completely disregarding the fact that there is supposed to be a ''deathmatch'' going on above them:
--> '''Dezz''': I don't even think they remember that we're in the game.\\
'''Dubz''': "Good game, bye y'all!" People are getting, like, slowly wiped out, and we're just like, "RACE FOR THE SURFACE!"\\
'''Dubz''': Guys, we're gonna get to the surface, and all the [=NPC=]s are gonna be gone.\\
'''Bert''': We're gonna get to the surface, [[SleptThroughTheApocalypse and we're gonna be the only ones left]]!
** Later, Dubz starts getting rather careless with throwing glowsticks.
* In ''[[ PVP Part 4]]'', the team's plan to return to the surface goes horribly wrong. Everyone is reduced to laughter within seven minutes.
* In ''[[ CTG Part 1]]'', Bert, Juan and Jack start off very poorly, leading them to think about how much better the other team is doing:
--> '''Bert''': I can't wait to watch [[=OdysseyGamez=]'s] side of the video and just see what items they were blessed with.\\
'''Jack''': It will just be like a montage of "''Oh my God, like, gold! Oh look! Oh my God!''"\\
'''Bert''': "There's just so much gold ore on the surface that I don't even have to mine! It's just in ore form already!"\\
'''Jack''': "It's just flying at me!"\\
'''Bert''': "I can't hold all this gold!"\\
'''Juan''': "There's reverends just giving us stuff!"\\
'''Bert''': "I'm just smelting it into walls and throwing it in my trash 'cause I have nothing else to do!"\\
'''Juan''': They're gonna watch our video and be like "What the heck are they doing?"
* ''[[ CTG Part 4]]'':
--> [Bert hears someone trying to use a star repeatedly]\\
'''Bert''': I hear mana crystals being used.\\
'''Jack''': Yeah, what the hell?\\
'''Juan''': Mana crystals?\\
'''Bert''': Or whatever that is. What is that!?\\
'''Jack''': ''How many are they using!?''\\
'''Bert''': It's piercing my eardrums!\\
'''Bert''': If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, does Dubz have a grenade?
* ''[[ Terraria PVP Highlights]]'': Corrupters are attacking you. What do you do? Start rapidly digging down and don't stop until you reach the core, of course.
--> '''Mysh''': On a scale from 1 to [[AbstractScale Interrodeckodar]]...\\
'''Mysh''': Okay, this [cave] is gonna be our home base. Is that what we've decided? Alright, we'll make this presentable and then start making actual-\\
'''Bert''': [[SarcasmMode We'll make this presentable]]. We'll dust off the shelves, and...\\
'''Mysh''': [[RunningGag On a scale from 1 to Eat A Thousand Dicks]]...
* ''[[ CTG Highlights with Kippesoep and Con]]'': Bert insists that everyone end their sentences with "over":
--> '''Bert''': [[SpongebobSquarepants I can't- over- understand- over- your accent- over]].
** Bert accidentally awards Kipp the title of "Dubz Died".
** The four end up winning the game, so the other team [[spoiler:spawns a bunch of Twins]].
[[folder:Dead Space]]
* In ''[[ Chapter 1]]'', Bert finds an ingame ad saying "There's Always Peng!", which causes Mysh to come up with a scenario to use that phrase in:
--> '''Mysh''': You're in high school. There's a prom date. Peng asks you if you want to go to Turnabout, and you say "No, sorry, I'm going with Jenny." The day of the dance, Jenny calls and says "I have violent stomach flu," and your best friend turns to you and says "Well, there's always Peng!"
** Then in ''[[ Chapter 2]]'', they find writing on a bathroom stall saying "I give great Peng." Their response:
---> '''Mysh''': Dude, we need to find Peng. We need to rescue Peng.\\
'''Dubz''': No, what we need to do is figure out what sexual act Peng is. Someone wrote if someone was up for Peng ''in the bathroom''.\\
'''Mysh''': It's like you're talking to your lady like, "Hey, how about we, uh, you know... PENG tonight?"\\
'''Dubz''': "You want a man who can Peng well."\\
'''Mysh''': "I want to explore. How about we, uh, try Peng."\\
'''Dubz''': "We'll Peng tonight."\\
'''Mysh''': "Honey, we've tried everything else." "Well, there's always Peng!"
** Then in ''[[ Chapter 6 Part 1]]'', they find another ad saying "Everyone Wants Peng."
** Finally, in ''[[ Chapter 11 Part 2]]'', they manage to find the Peng Treasure (which Dubz and Mysh [[{{Mondegreen}} mishear]] as [[AwesomeMcCoolname Peng Trevor]].
* ''[[ Chapter 3]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': [quietly] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Dubz Space.\\
'''Bert''': [looking at an ad] [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny SUN!]]\\
'''Dubz''': [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny SUN!]]\\
'''Mysh''': Sun Cola!\\
[They step out]\\
'''Hammond''': We got two problems-\\
'''Bert''': Of course. Instantly.\\
'''Dubz''': "We have two problems, alright? Two, exactly."\\
'''Mysh''': One step out of the hatch and we're already being given plot points.\\
'''Dubz''': "Number one, [[Creator/SamuelLJackson I'm sick and tired of these]] [[SnakesOnAPlane motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane]]. Number two, [[Film/PulpFiction did he look like a bitch]]?"\\
'''Bert''': I think the main problem is we didn't even hear what the first two problems were.
* ''[[ Chapter 4 Part 1]]'': While playing the chapter, [[InterfaceScrew a fly keeps flying on their screen]].
** At one point, they find a literal WallOfText and decide to try to read it:
---> '''Mysh''': Remember what we said about [[HundredPercentCompletion a hundred percent]]? Gotta read.
* ''[[ Chapter 4 Part 2]]'': During Chapter 4 (Obliteration Imminent), Dubz accidentally saves in a different save slot:
--> '''Bert''': Wha- What did you do?\\
'''Mysh''': Our obliteration is that much more imminent.\\
'''Bert''': Now there's always going to be an obliteration imminent, just so we know!
* In ''[[ Chapter 10 Part 3]]'', Dubz finds a lady who is about to shoot herself in the head. Dubz decides to help her by [[spoiler:[[BoomHeadshot shooting her in the head]] himself]].
* ''[[ Finally Part 2]]'':
--> [During a cutscene, Isaac pounds his fist on a locked door and grunts. The door opens.]\\
'''Dubz''': "URGHH!"\\
'''Mysh''': It's like, "Okay, fine."\\
'''Bert''': See, why couldn't we do that? "Locked doors? URGHH!"
* ''[[ Chapter 1 Part 1]]'': Bert poisons himself with zombie flesh, so Dubz starts pelting snowballs at him. When he runs out, he switches to eggs and ends up spawning a chicken.
* ''[[ Chapter 2 Part 1]]'':
--> '''Bert''': He took off the painting! What an asshole!
* ''[[ Chapter 2 Part 2]]'' starts off with a flying spider.
* ''[[ Chapter 2 Part 3]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Alright, take this. It'll serve you well.\\
'''Bert''': I'm sure it will.\\
[Bert misses the item.]\\
'''Dubz''': But you didn't take it.\\
'''Bert''': I was so sure!
* ''[[ Chapter 3]]'': Bert and Dubz fall for a booby trap near the 4:15 mark:
--> '''Bert''': All I heard was frantic door opening and closing, and then I was dead.\\
'''Bert''': How old is this milk!? This is rancid!
* ''[[ Chapter 4]]'': Bert's cat gets in the way multiple times while he tries to play:
--> '''Bert''': Cat, we're fighting Dracula! Go away!
* ''[[ Chapter 5]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Oh, I found an easy way downstairs! You just have to [[StartXToStopX go upstairs to go downstairs]]."\\
'''Bert''': Well, my shit fell exactly on top of your shit, so now there's just a pile of shit.\\
'''Dubz''': [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks I just threw my bow at you]]. What now, vile fiend?\\
'''Bert''': [[InsaneTrollLogic I have a compass, and it's pointing at you, so you're clearly Dracula]]!
[[folder: Alien Swarm]]
* ''[[ Mission 3]]'':
--> '''Juan''': Okay, Bert, I hope you're ready to get that thing set up 'cause there's gonna be a giant butt sucker.\\
'''Bert''': A giant butt sucker.\\
'''Juan''': Oh, there he is!\\
'''Dubz''': HE WASN'T LYING!\\
'''Juan''': Ah, nope. Old Rusty never lies! You gotta hit him in the butt! That's why he's called a butt sucker!
* ''[[ Mission 5]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Look, worms! Hello friends! AH THEY'RE ATTACKING ME!
* ''[[ Mission 6]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': See, now, if I was here, things- well...\\
'''Juan''': Things would seem a little more [[NeverLiveItDown Friendly]] [[RunningGag Fire]]-ish.\\
'''Dubz''': But you know what? The important thing is, the word "friendly" was used.\\
'''Bert''': It was ''friendly'' fire, it wasn't-\\
'''Juan''': At least we're being shot by a friend.
** YouTube user owlstrategies offers an explanation for what is happening in the game:
---> '''owlstrategies''': None of these aliens really exist. [[AllJustADream This all takes place in Ol' Rusty's dreams]], the dreams of an [[ShellShockedVeteran exhausted old 'Nam veteran]], who sees twisted fragments of the war in his mind every night in his sleep. Except that the enemies are now clawed, more vicious and spew toxic explosive bombs, and Ol' Rusty's two comrades and longtime favorite friends, Bert 'n Dubs, are still with him in the battlefield[[note]]Bert was tragically killed by Dubs's friendly fire in combat. Dubs got lost[[/note]].
[[folder: Crash Bandicoot 2]]
* ''[[ Episode 1]]'': When Mysh chooses the level Snow Go, he has trouble ''entering it'':
--> '''Bert''': Mysh can't even enter the level. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck What horrors await inside?]]
* ''[[ Episode 2]]'': The entire "trailer" for [[RunningGag Mysh Mad]]:
--> '''Dezz''': "''Mysh, you need to save that orphanarium!''" "I CAN'T. I'M TOO MAD."
* ''[[ Episode 3]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Don't worry, guys, we got 18 lives.\\
'''Bert''': "I will destroy all of them!"
* ''[[ Episode 5]]'': At one point in the video, Dezz reaches some boxes and tries multiple times to break them without success. The added "Spin Attempts" counter shows that he tried '''[[EpicFail 23 times]]'''.
** Bert takes offense at the idea of leaving the level after getting the red gem:
---> '''Dezz''': Bert, we got the red gem. Just go home.\\
'''[[TheDeterminator Bert]]''': ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor What do you mean, "Just go home!?"]]''
* ''[[ Episode 6]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Juan's gonna get fucked on this right here.\\
[Juan makes the jump and finds a silver gem]\\
'''Juan''': Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my ''silver gem!''\\
'''Dezz''': ''Oh my god!''\\
'''Juan''': This is my third one, just so you know. Every time I've played I've gotten a silver gem. You need to do me a favor and-\\
'''Bert''': Don't you have any colored gems? You just have desaturated pieces of shit!\\
'''Juan''': You're just mad because I'm just worth so much!\\
'''Bert''': I have two grays, three pinks, AND a red! Red's the color of your ''fucking blood!''
* ''[[ Episode 7 Part 1]]'': Bert suggests that the boxes don't matter. [[FelonyMisdemeanor This is not taken well by the others]].
* ''[[ The Lost Episode Part 1]]'': The first two and a half minutes manage to be hilarious even without video. Dezz accidentally lists Dubz in the lineup instead of Juan, Juan gets upset and leaves, Mysh presumably starts draining lives faster than ever before, [[LaughThemselvesSick Dezz starts laughing too hard to function]], and Mysh accidentally quits the game after getting a record time game over.
** The rest of the video is also funny as well.
---> '''Mysh''': Can you explain how I'm [[ItMakesSenseInContext drowning in concrete]]?\\
'''Bert''': Please, warp room and just- Unbearable. It is more bearable than this despite the name.
* ''[[ Episode 8]]'' starts off with a long sustained "OHHHHHHH" from Mysh, which Dezz harmonizes with.
--> '''Juan''': Now I gotta go get my burnt hashbrowns.\\
'''Bert''': Those hashbrowns have been in the oven for quite some time, viewers. He was making those LAST episode.
** After Juan briefly leaves, [[TheCameo Dubz]] comes in out of nowhere and decides to join in on the commentary briefly.
** At one point, they have to run through a gauntlet of hazards to get to a bonus gem. When Bert finally makes it through, [[spoiler:he falls right before the platform with the gem, but lands on a piece of ground that he can't see which prevents him from falling and dying but leaves him unable to make it back up]].
---> '''Juan''': This is why [=DC=] can never have nice things.\\
'''Bert''': Present Bert is making editing on Future Bert during this bonus level quite easy!\\
'''Caption''': Thanks Past Bert!\\
'''Juan''': You had so much time, [[ChekhovsGag I made ANOTHER batch of hashbrowns]], dude.
* ''[[ Episode 9]]'': They accomplish the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord splitbahgaber]] indicative of Advanced Crashanomics.
--> '''Juan''': If you're not doin' it right, what are you doin'?\\
'''Dezz''': [Doin'] it left.\\
'''Juan''': I suppose you're right.
** Before the end of the level, Juan mentions how disappointed he will be if the box counter reads 56/57 boxes collected. Instead, [[spoiler:it reads 56/58]].
---> '''Juan''': [pauses the game while Crash is looking down] Look at that. My face right there. See Crash's face right there? That's my face.
* ''[[ Episode 10 Part 1]]'': In order to get to the boss, Mysh has to ride a platform up. He has to do this three times due to him losing all his lives. All three times, he accidentally takes the lift down:
--> '''Bert''': Crash - It's Hard.
** Then, there's Bert's yelp at the 8:28 mark.
* ''[[ Episode 11]]'':
--> '''Bert''': It requires you to be a level 10 planter, better than [[CallBack Farmer Jim]].
** Mysh ascends beyond [[RunningGag mad]]. He's furious.
---> '''Mysh''': I can point out all the reasons this game is bad.\\
'''Bert''': But you forgot to point out the main reason.\\
'''Mysh''': Why?\\
'''Bert''': [[TheChewToy You played it.]]
** [[SouljaBoy Soulja Boy's]] favorite console: the [[WiiU Wii YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU]].
** The perfectly harmonized "Yaaaaaaaay" after faceplanting on some boxes.
** Bert takes a look at Juan's phone and sees just how many different alarms he has:
---> '''Juan''': Is that my alarm again?\\
'''Bert''': Yeah. I thought I turned them off, but you had a thousand, so I missed a few.\\
'''Juan''': I like to make sure I'm up for work!
** And the RunningGag about Juan having to complete the level quickly [[RealLifeWritesThePlot so he isn't late for work]]:
---> '''Dezz''': Uh, if anyone from Juan's work is watching, [[BlatantLies this is how we jumpstart his car]].
* ''[[ Episode 13]]'':
--> [The game freezes up.]\\
'''Bert''': Oh my God, what just happened?\\
[Mysh cracks up.]\\
'''Juan''': You froze it.\\
'''Bert''': Juan-\\
'''Juan''': You fucking bastard.\\
'''Bert''': This level-\\
'''Juan''': You killed it.\\
'''Bert''': Hopefully that's ''[[TemptingFate not]]'' {{Foreshadowing}}.
* ''[[ Episode 14]]'':
--> [They come across a large amount of boxes.]\\
'''Bert''': Oh my-\\
'''Juan''': Get them. Get all of the boxes.\\
'''Bert''': It's clean.\\
[Dezz accidentally reveals a [=TNT=] box. Everyone cracks up.]\\
'''Bert''': Just like those hookers in Singapore, man. Just when you think they're clean...\\
'''Bert''': Oh, it even tells you. Look, there's an apple like, "This one's a [=TNT=]. [[SchmuckBait Come belly-flop me]]!"
* ''[[ Episode 15]]'':
--> '''Dezz''': Juan, there is [[RunningGag dick potential]] for this level.\\
'''Juan''': There is dick potential for this level.\\
[The game locks up.]\\
'''Juan''': There's also freeze potential for this level.\\
'''Dezz''': The potential was too great!\\
'''Mysh''': I can imagine, like, right before this, it's like "Oh my gosh, Crash is coming! Quick! Everyone, light your sparklers!"\\
'''Bert''': "Sparklers! Hey, Crash, we missed you! Yeah! Wooo-AAAUUUGGGHHHH!"
** When Juan starts speeding through the level at one point, Mysh decides to make a reference to Film/{{Speed}}.
* ''[[ Episode 16]]'':
--> [The game locks up while Crash blinks.]\\
'''Juan''': So, uh, Bert, what are you doing right now?\\
'''Bert''': I'm...\\
'''Dezz''': Freezing.\\
'''Bert''': Closing my eyes. Sometimes I just like to take a nap before I go.
** Dezz brings up the awesomeness of the name "Bert Casual":
---> '''Mysh''': "This Sunday at the Civic Center! Bert Casual coming to you!"\\
'''Juan''': "You can even bring other countries' money! Euros? We got it! Pesos? You name it!"
** They then start going over the different nicknames they have given Bert:
---> '''Mysh''': How many different versions of Bert are there? There's Paranoid Bert, there's Regular Bert...\\
'''Dezz''': Paranoid ''Casual'' Bert.\\
'''Bert''': Scumbag Bert.\\
'''Mysh''': There's [=SlenderBert=].\\
'''Bert''': [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Scumbag Casual Bert]].\\
'''Bert''': Guys, I'm actually kind of scared right now.\\
'''Juan''': You should be. You're on Series/ScareTactics.\\
'''Mysh''': "This week on Scare Tactics: Casual Bert!"\\
'''Dezz''': "Casual Sewer Table Bert!"\\
'''Juan''': Let me get this straight, did you say "Casual Mysh Per-Sewer Bert Table?"
* ''[[ Episode 18]]'':
--> '''Bert''': What's it like not being flawless? Oh wait, what's it like ''being'' flawless?\\
'''Dezz''': I don't know. I'm not in that club.\\
'''Bert''': Wait, I did have it right the first time. Shit.
* In ''[[ Episode 19]]'', Mysh becomes perplexed by Bert's skills:
--> '''Mysh''': What kind of magic? Like, how are you controlling it?\\
'''Bert''': 'Cause I actually have hand-eye coordination.\\
'''Juan''': "[[RunningGag Well, ya see, the defender]]-"\\
'''Bert''': Mysh is, like, looking at my controller, like, "Did he change the controls?"
** Bert plows through Rock It, only to have some trouble getting the crystal.
** The entirety of Mysh playing through Night Fight, from Mysh's mistakes to the rest of the group's increasingly over the top reactions to them.
* ''[[ Episode 20]]'': Dezz has to get through the level in a short amount of time in order to get a gem. The gem is in sight with only a few seconds left... and [[spoiler:the game [[RunningGag locks up]] right before Dezz nabs the gem]].
* ''[[ Episode 21]]'': Juan makes a bet with Bert that if he finishes the level in three tries, Bert will make him a pair of moccasins:
--> '''Bert''': I don't know how to craft those.\\
'''Juan''': Learn.\\
'''Dezz''': Learn. In a Batman-esque quest across the world.
* ''[[ Bonus Episode]]'': Bert tries to quit to the warp room [[EpicFail from the warp room]], costing them all their progress.
--> [[FreezeFrameBonus This demo is an analogy of this Let's Play]]
[[folder:Ferazel's Wand]]
* In ''[[ Episode 5]]'', Mysh kicks off a "[[ Courage the Cowardly Dog reference]]":
--> '''Mysh''': If he was dead, wha- wh- why would we have to go do anything?\\
'''Dubz''': Umm... Oh are we doing this for him?\\
'''Mysh''': Uhh partially. But we also just- there's a lot of weird stuff happening- in nowhere, and it's up to Courage-\\
'''Together''': ''To save his new home!''
* In ''[[ Episode 7]]'', Dubz and Mysh comment on an odd picture of Ferazel warming his hands over a fire as a raven watches:
--> '''Dubz''': Dude, that crow is like, "Ferazel... NEVERMORE!"\\
'''Mysh''': And Ferazel's like, "''Am I kawaii? Uguu?''"\\
'''Dubz''': "''Uguu? Desu des- AGGHHH MY FINGERS!''"
* ''[[ Episode 17]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': That's a really bad gate, by the way. Look at it, it's ''sand''. [[MyopicArchitecture Hit it with a water balloon and it tips over]]!
[[folder:Crash Bandicoot 3]]
* ''[[ Episode 4]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Dude, it's N. Gin! He's resorted to a gas station manager.\\
'''Juan''': Manager, or owner?\\
'''Dezz''': "Crash, help me gather the gems so I can use them for oil!"
* ''[[ Episode 7]]'': Bert's reaction upon starting the secret level is hilarious.
--> '''Dezz''': What is forcing these bombs to move such as this?\\
'''Bert''': Them currents, man.\\
'''Mysh''': [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Midichlorians]].\\
'''Bert''': I think the bonus still counts.\\
'''Dezz''': Yeah, it counts. You don't redo bonuses.\\
'''Bert''': "You don't redo do bonuses once you've beaten them. ''God''. Have you even ''played'' the first two Crash games?"\\
'''Mysh''': "This game is exactly like them, except it's ''not''."\\
'''Bert''': "My name's Mysh, and I hate-"\\
[Mysh dies.]\\
'''Bert''': ''Mysh!''\\
'''Mysh''': That was to spite you.\\
'''Bert''': Tell that to your death count.\\
'''Mysh''': "My name's Bert, but I'm actually saying my name's Caleb Myszka so I can say that I don't like this music, and somehow doing this makes him sound like a bad person, [[OverlyLongGag this is the lowest form of argumentation, because I'm not even insulting him directly]], [[HypocriticalHumor I'm just talking in a low voice]] that is- [[[{{Corpsing}} cracks up]]]- supposed to be the noise of a soundly unintelligent person."\\
'''Dezz''': It's so hot in here!\\
'''Mysh''': It is very hot in here.\\
'''Dezz''': It's like I'm sweating on my sweat.\\
'''Juan''': Dude, you have a sweatshirt on. Don't even complain right now.\\
'''Mysh''': Okay, okay, Dezz started it! I was simply agreeing with him. No matter what I do I-\\
'''Bert''': Let's talk about the [[IronicEcho lowest form of argumentation]]. "Dezz started it!"
* ''[[ Episode 8]]'': They finally return, and Hepnah appears to take the role of [[ButtMonkey Mysh]].
** At one point, Hepnah runs into a nitro crate despite having more than enough time and space to shoot it from a distance:
--> '''Dubz''': You just tap the fire! You just ''tap the fucking missile!'' And you're like, "I'm gonna sniff it!"
** After failing repeatedly, Bert decides to take over for Hepnah... and then accidentally [[EpicFail completes the level without collecting the box gem that Hepnah was repeatedly trying to get]].
* ''[[ Episode 10]]'': Hepnah makes a habit of continuously save stating as Dubz plays, often saving in the middle of dangerous jumps.
--> '''Bert:''' Hepnah being in DC is just gonna be a removal of privileges.
** Hepnah is supposed to play the first level, but Dubz takes over in order to try to make it over a long jump. It isn't until he completes the level that Hepnah realizes he was supposed to do it.
[[folder:Pokemon Chinese Emerald]]
* ''[[ Episode 1]]'':
--> [They examine the map on the wall.]\\
'''Dubz''': "Kurdz, you are able to see the map."\\
'''Dezz''': Who is telling you that?\\
'''Dubz''': The map!\\
'''Dezz''': There's a sticky note from your mom. "Don't forget, you are able to see the map!"\\
'''Dubz''': "By the way, remember to use your eyes."
** They find that Tianyuan Town is prided as "[[UnfortunateImplications a colorless city]]."
** They get into a battle and find that Pound is called "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin fihgt]]" and Tackle is called "Bump."
** When they save, they find that they have apparently acquired 9 badges in the first 15 minutes.
* ''[[ Episode 2]]'': They find that the Pokedex is now called the Mon Map:
--> '''Dubz''': "This Map will automatically add new [=MONs=] into-" oh, this is the Pokedex?
** Dezz describes their character as a hexagon with a head.
** They catch a Seedot and decide on the name Pie... so Dezz names it 3.141.
* ''[[ Episode 3]]'': They get into a fight with a Poochyena that keeps using "Call" while their Poochyena keeps using "Bump." They interpret this as the other Poochyena smack talking their Pokemon while repeatedly being punched in the face.
** At one point, the interface glitches up, showing that their Pokemon has reached level 41.
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Muffy the Vampire Bumper]]
** They read [=PSNfrt=] fruit as "Poison Fart Fruit."
* ''[[ Episode 4]]'': '''ZOOO!!!!'''
** They find out that Zigzagoon is called Needle Rat.
* ''[[ Episode 5]]'':
--> '''Dubz:''' "Throw MON balls to make them toxic, burn or sleeping."\\
'''Dezz:''' What? That's what we're doing to them?
* ''[[ Episode 7]]'': Mysh comments on the nature of trainer battles:
--> '''Mysh:''' Random people can challenge me to fights, why can't I challenge random people to fights?
** They get an item called Teacher, resulting in the text "Kurdz put Teacher into bag!"
* ''[[ Episode 8]]'': They fight a Hiker who is named [[MemeticMutation Dolan]].
** After learning that Nosepass is called [=LXmon=], they declare him to be the second coming of [[CallBack Lex]].
* ''[[ Episode 9]]'': The entire gag of Dezz learning about the concept of killing yourself:
--> '''Dezz:''' Can I put that on my resume? Can I just put, like, "Killed Self in 1980?" You would like me at the cadaver museum.\\
'''Dubz:''' I'm just realizing, going in for an interview, and they're like, "Uh, it says here you killed yourself in 1980," and you're like, "Yes I did."\\
'''Bert:''' "But you're only 18!"\\
'''Dubz:''' "I know."\\
'''Minimoose:''' "Also, you're not dead."\\
'''Dubz:''' "Yes, that is true."
** They find out that the Devon Goods are called [[AccidentalInnuendo TBaggage]].
* ''[[ Episode 10]]'':
--> '''Dubz:''' "rocks if we use the skill of [=MONs=], can we break?"\\
'''Dezz:''' It sounds like a bad Bob the Builder episode.
** They find that the Pokenav is now called the Main Menu.
** The Condition screen features an error that makes Dezz "actively upset."
** The Pokedex name on the main menu changes from Map to DEX... and then back to Map again.
---> '''Mysh:''' Look, it's called Map again. What the fuck is this game.
** At the end, they catch a Marill, whose Pokedex entry contains the phrase "oily tail is the float tool." They decide to name it:
---> '''Dubz:''' Drips! After Dubz! It's me! It's a little me! It's a boy too! 'Cause I got a- my oily... penis is the float tool.\\
[Mysh and Dezz crack up]\\
'''Dubz:''' Actually, that's not what I meant to... um... We'll be back after these short... messages.
* ''[[ Episode 11]]'': Dubz has trouble pronouncing "human," yet manages to read "harmoniously" correctly.
--> '''Mysh:''' Talk to the TV and the bookshelf.\\
'''Dubz:''' "there [=isMMfavorite=] program!"\\
'''Dezz:''' Dude, Mysh, I feel like you just took the role of the voice in someone's head, just, "Hey... Hey, you should talk to the TV and the bookshelf."\\
'''Mysh:''' "Watch more TV."\\
'''Dubz:''' "Kill yourself. [[CallBack In 1980]]."\\
'''Mysh:''' Call back!\\
'''Dezz:''' "It'll go good on your resume, man, I promise! How do you think I got this job?"
** They find out about [=F4=] being in vogue:
---> '''Dubz:''' "There is a close relationship between [=F4=] and [=F5=], isn't it?"\\
'''Mysh:''' Yeah, about half an inch.
*** This causes Dezz to reminisce about an art film he saw during a film class:
----> '''Dezz:''' The guy just cut a goat's eyeball! There's no [=F4=] in this!
** Then, they start making puns centered around the term MON:
---> '''Dezz:''' You're a [=MONster=]!\\
'''Mysh:''' ...[[CallBack coach]].
** After going to the top floor of the Pokecenter, Mysh comes up with a theory:
---> '''Mysh:''' Yo, you think it's all about Team [Aqua] and Team Magma? It's actually about the secret groups of [=F4=] and Hellow.\\
'''Dubz:''' And Vogue.\\
'''Mysh:''' Yeah, [=F4=] wants to cover the world in Vogueing, and the Hellow people want to [[ItMakesSenseInContext cover the world in flowers]].
* In ''[[ Episode 13]]'', the level glitch happens again:
--> '''Dubz:''' We are level 82. We should have no problem right now!\\
'''Dezz:''' I'm gonna have trust issues by the end of this game.
* ''[[ Episode 14]]'': They show off their Abra named [=iLean=], which results in the text "[[DexysMidnightRunners Come on! iLean!]]", which quickly becomes a running gag.
* ''[[ Episode 16]]'':
--> '''Dubz:''' "I am seasick! help!"\\
'''Dezz:''' You're not even on the ocean!\\
'''Dubz:''' "The ship made of steel can float in the sea the flotage principle!"\\
'''Dezz:''' That guy is a scientist right there!\\
'''Dubz:''' He is sciencing circles around us!
** At one point, Dezz mispronounces Tsundere as "Sunderer".
** When they fight the Team Aqua grunts, they find that Carvanha now has a glitchy sprite:
---> '''Dubz:''' Holy glitch!\\
'''Dezz:''' Help! Help!\\
'''Dubz:''' He's got little legs that aren't even attached to his body!\\
'''Dezz:''' "[[RunningGag Help me, iLean!]]"
* ''[[ Episode 17]]'':
--> '''Mysh:''' What's an electric food?\\
'''Dubz:''' Oh. OH! Eggs.
** After defeating the Pokefan couple, they are met with some rather questionable dialogue.
---> '''Dezz:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext This hat was originally red]].
** Near the end, Dezz accidentally goes into the Battle Tent thinking it is the Pokecenter.
** [[TheStinger After the end]], [[spoiler:Dezz accidentally releases Muffy.]]
---> '''Dezz:''' ''Why would they let me do that!?''
* ''[[ Episode 18]]'' may possibly be one of the best episodes in the series.
--> '''Dubz:''' "lost, can not go out" He's grounded.\\
'''Mysh:''' He can't get out of this? It's so easy!\\
'''Dezz:''' Well, we had to cut our way in, dude. The kid didn't know cut!\\
'''Mysh:''' ''[cuts down a tree]'' [[Film/RikiOhTheStoryOfRicky You're all free now]]!\\
'''Dubz:''' "[[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Let us swim]]!"\\
'''Mysh:''' He's like a protester. "Open the city pool!"
** The trick house man provides them with some rather disturbing dialogue before giving them a Rare Candy... which is now called Cheese.
---> '''Dezz:''' ''On Wisconsin!''
** "Forget the methods of See. I'm sorry, mother, I've failed you."
** Mysh makes an effort to get an Aroma Lady registered on his "main menu" to no avail, only to end up registering the nearby twin girls instead.
---> '''Dezz:''' ''Mysh!''\\
'''Mysh:''' I don't want that!\\
'''Dubz:''' Your sex appeal is not...\\
'''Mysh:''' It is not aligned. I need to recalibrate.\\
'''Dubz:''' It is a poor alignment of-\\
''[they run into another trainer, who is an older man]''\\
*** And then they add ''him'' on the main menu as well.
* ''[[ Episode 20]]'': They run into a double battle with a psychic and a biker... who are now called [[{{Franchise/Superman}} Super Man]] [[{{Crossover}} and]] [[{{Comicbook/IRONMAN}} Iron man]].
** Kraut levels up and tries to learn a move called Noise. What does it do? [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Make noise]]!
*** They also find that most of the contest descriptions for Kraut's moves involve bulldozing.
* ''[[ Episode 21]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': "I have many legends to tell, do you want to hear?" Yes. "[[CloudCuckoolander I do not know the stories about trainers in the legends, there are no trainers like that. Are you trainer? I have many legends, do you hear]]?" Yes. "Do you [=have26timesrestore=] in very strong! New legend begins!"\\
'''Dezz''': ''What just happened!?'' This guy's just like, "Do you wanna hear a story?" "Yes." "There are no stories yet! Are you a story?"\\
'''Dubz''': "Are you a story? 26 times restore!"\\
'''Dezz''': It's like, "I want my time back, sir." "Then take this time restore!"
* ''[[ Episode 23]]'':
** Mysh pokes fun of Dubz for abusing the spacebar:
---> '''Mysh:''' Are your legs tired?\\
'''Dubz:''' No, dude, I have, like, computers for legs.\\
''[Mysh starts laughing]''\\
'''Dubz:''' Full desktops!\\
'''Mysh:''' Towers.\\
** One of the enemy pokemon uses magnitude:
---> '''Dubz:''' Woah! "Shake star 4!"\\
'''Mysh:''' That sounds like an anime.
* ''[[ Episode 25]]'': The entire [[ItMakesSenseInContext Joker Does Makeup]] joke:
--> '''Mysh:''' "You know how I got these scars? You know how I hide them?"
* ''[[ Episode 26]]'':
--> '''Magma grunt:''' The ocean is still nice!\\
'''Dezz:''' Woah, hold on. That is really admirable for someone who is trying to destroy it!\\
'''Magma grunt:''' You are late.\\
'''Dezz:''' "We've been expecting you. And you're late."
** They give Taytr a Bill Clinton accent:
---> '''Dezz:''' "Alright, listen here, [=BLdog=]. You mess with the bull, you get the horns. And I'm really horny."
** They get into a double battle with two Team Magma grunts:
---> '''Grunt #1:''' If enlarge land area...\\
'''Grunt #2:''' Our lava group\\
'''Dezz:''' Neither of you finished your sentences!
* ''[[ Episode 27]]'':
** They go to the PC to deposit Buzz in order to make room for the Wynaut egg. Dubz notices and points out [[spoiler:a Poochyena named Muffy [[LivingMemory sitting in the box]]]].
** They fight a Camerupt which knows Attract and ends up making their Pokemon "blunt." After they realize this:
---> '''Dezz:''' We have to send out the expert in love! ''[sends out [[LovableSexManiac Taytr]]]''
[[folder:Five Nights at Freddy's]]
* The running gags of them praising the kids as their saviors and clicking on Freddy's nose for catharsis.
* They have a habit of accidentally clicking off the screen and scaring themselves.
* After their first death by Foxy:
--> '''Dezz''': Plot twist: Mysh arrived and [[RunningGag is mad]] about not being in the stream.
* Their reaction to [[ their first encounter with Golden Freddy]]:
--> '''Dezz''': Is that a [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} shiny]]? Did we just catch a shiny?
* They decide to try the demo for Five Nights at Freddy's 2. What is the first thing they try? Clicking on Freddy's nose.
* The warning sign for the music box pops up while they are wearing the Freddy mask, leading them to believe it is a breath meter at first.
* During [[ a stream of Night 3 in the second game]], Hepnah almost immediately clicks offscreen:
--> '''Phone Guy''': See, I told you you wouldn't have any problems! Di- [game audio stops]\\
'''Dubz''': Why? We're losing ''valuable information! [[SuddenlyShouting CLICK ON FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S YOU ASSHOLE]]!''
* During their first stream of [[ the fourth game]], they play the Fun with Plushtrap minigame. They wait silently for a while to let Plushtrap get on the X, when all of a sudden [[spoiler:XIRIX HAS SUBSCRIBED!]]
* The next time they play the fourth game, Dezz in particular gets very into the game. Songofawesome from the chat manages to get a couple [[ hilarious screenshots]].
[[folder:Octodad: Dadliest Catch]]
* Dubz and Hepnah decide to play the game in co-op, with Dubz controlling the legs and Hepnah controlling the arms. Hepnah makes a habit of grabbing almost everything in sight.
* In ''[[ Part 2]]'', the increasing carnage they cause as they try to navigate and carry out chores in the house:
--> '''Hepnah:''' I'm trying to pick up the room! Give me a minute!
* ''[[ Part 3]]'': They attempt to steal the cereal from the lady in the store level:
--> '''Lady:''' What are you doing!?\\
'''Hepnah:''' "I'm just looking at this." [grabs a bag of sugar and starts making a mess]
** While in the middle of stealing the cereal, Hepnah grabs a pair of cool glasses and puts them on Octodad.
** While getting the soda, they become stuck to the plane due to the batteries in Hepnah's controller dying.
* In ''[[ Part 4]]'', Hepnah finds a garbage can with a shark head lid. He knocks the lid off and puts it on Octodad, which he gets stuck in, forcing them to restart.
* ''[[ Finale]]'':
--> ''[Hepnah shoves a telescope in a sailor's face]''\\
'''Hepnah:''' I see you!
** At one point they collect a tie without even noticing it.
[[folder:Spyro the Dragon]]
* ''[[ Episode 5]]'': Dubz begins draining their lives:
--> '''Hepnah:''' I haven't even ''looked'' at the controller yet, and you have four deaths.
[[folder:Dead Space 2]]
* ''[[ Chapter 1 Part 1]]'': During the beginning, when they have to kill necromorphs using only kinesis and poles, Dubz decides to pin a bunch of necromorphs in a single corner to create a "modern art project."
** Dubz grabs a head and decides to drop it in a hole as an "offering to the gods." The head floats in midair instead.
* ''[[ Chapter 1 Part 2]]'': Dubz dies during the stasis tutorial:
--> '''Dubz:''' ''What the fuck is that thing!?''\\
'''Hepnah:''' It's killing you because you didn't aim and press Y!
** When Dubz uses stasis to slow down a fast-closing door:
---> '''Dubz:''' ''[already on the other side]'' We're gonna make it!
** MAKE ASSHOLE[[labelnote:*]]a {{Mondegreen}} of "Make us whole"[[/labelnote]]
[[folder:Resident Evil 5]]
* During the fight with Wesker and [[spoiler:Jill]], Dubz and Hepnah die MANY times, the quickest being when they kill [[spoiler:Jill]] with the rocket launcher less than three seconds after the fight starts.
* During the final CutsceneBoss fight with Wesker, Hepnah [[EpicFail misses the very first quicktime prompt]].
* During the final fight, Hepnah's reaction to Chris punching a boulder.
[[folder:Jackbox Party Games]]
* [[ Some highlights]] from the [=Fibbage/Drawful=] segments of the Lovestream.
--> '''Dezz:''' "How to Teach Religion to Your Dog?"\\
'''Alexa:''' Choosing it.
** During one Drawful round, one of them gets "Counting Crows guy farts arrows."
* [[ Behold, Hepna's valiant attempt to draw a chair fighting with a table]]
* During one game of Drawful, [=PurpleChewbacca=] draws "Pope lifting weights." Unfortunately, two of the markings she draws on the pope's clothing end up looking like nipples.
** In the same game, Dubz gets "[[spoiler:laundry night]]", so he draws himself being chased by a shirt that is on fire.
** In the next game, he gets "hot bartender" and draws a bartender on fire. One of the guesses is "the shampoo was actually lava."
* During one game, Dubz draws a rather odd wizard. His prompt was "[[spoiler:Fibbage]]."
* Most games of Quiplash end up including multiple answers involving "12 Bricks."
** One such prompt is "The perfect song to hum on the toilet." This causes Dubz and Moose to attempt to hum 12 Bricks.
* One game of Quiplash gives the prompt "The name of a clothing store for overweight leprechauns." Xirix comes up with "Tah Tee Tee Too Tighty."
* One prompt they get is "The biggest complaint of people in Hell." However, Dubz misreads it as "The biggest ''compliment''" and puts down "Dayyyyyum! You put the Devil in me!" No one votes for his answer.
[[folder:Grand Theft Auto V]]
* Less than five minutes into the game, Dubz [[EpicFail fails the very first mission]].
* This exchange after Dubz starts crashing into a bunch of trees:
--> '''Dubz:''' Why are trees fucking... made of... gold?\\
'''Hepnah:''' ''[cracking up] Why that metal!?'' Of all the metals, you picked the softest one!
* During the mission where they have to get the first car to the dealership:
--> '''Lamar:''' That fucker don't look like the whip we picked up!\\
'''Franklin:''' Existent damages, motherfucker!\\
'''Dubz:''' Existent- there's blood on the windshield!
* Within the first hour, Dubz manages to fail the missions in a variety of inexplicable ways, the best being when he fails by kicking one of the windows in Simeon's showroom.
** Of course, Hepna manages to fail by doing a wheelie on a bike and backing into a bus stop window.
* On the mission where they have to rescue Amanda from the cops, Dubz fails at the last second because he decides to jump out of the car while it is still moving.
* [[ The Return of Carmageddon]]
--> '''Hepna:''' I'm gonna die today.\\
'''Dubz:''' We're ''all'' gonna die!
** Almost any time they try to hijack a vehicle, another car comes out of nowhere and kills them.
---> '''Dubz:''' Some bikes are gods, others are demons.
** "Look at this guy, he's just so fucking docile." And then a car immediately kills him.
** When they switch to Franklin, they find him [[OhCrap surrounded by at least a dozen cars]].
[[folder:Pokemon Mystery Dungeon]]
* Due to Dubz and Minimoose dating in real life, Moose frequently jokes about the two main Pokemon being in a romantic (and sexual) relationship:
--> '''Minimoose:''' "They took everything! Even my virginity!"\\
''[Dubz gives Moose a surprised expression]''\\
'''Minimoose:''' "Oh wait, that was you."\\
''[Dubz gives a more surprised expression]''\\
'''Minimoose:''' "With your nose."
* After seeing Gengar's laugh visualized as "Kekeh!", Dubz inserts "[[MemeticMutation kek]]" frequently into his speech:
--> '''Minimoose:''' "Wha... World domination!?"\\
'''Dubz:''' "Kek! You kekked right! That's why we're kekking in the kek and adding to our kek! The world is kek! The rescue team of kek!"
* Due to not understanding how Blast Seeds work, Dubz ends up inadvertedly killing [[spoiler:Boomish]].
* A Geodude is recruited and given to [=UnrecognizedEntity=]. [[spoiler:It dies a minute later]].
* During one of the streams, a member of chat joins with the handle [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 Albert-Wesker]] and keeps talking about Uroboros. Even when they continue into Drawful:
--> "It's hard to draw with uroboros."
* [=MrManuel00=] ends up joining the team as a Weedle. [[ This picture sums up his experience]].
* During the fight with Zapdos, Dubz eats a Sleep Seed, expecting it to put the enemy to sleep. Instead, it puts him to sleep.
* One stream in particular is a series of things going horribly wrong, with Dubz failing multiple escort missions by letting the clients die. His last failure ends with him [[spoiler:sending out a distress code, bringing him back to the starting menu, at which point he and Moose realize they forgot to save]].
[[folder:Ape Escape]]
* During the second stream, chat starts abusing [=DCrobot=] again through its !vote feature.
** [=DCrobot=] gives Hepna's hat a 1/10. Upset, Hepna puts on a new hat. This new hat also gets a 1/10.
[[folder:Banjo Kazooie]]
* During the first stream, Christa poses a question:
--> '''Christa:''' Dubz, would you be Banjo or Kazooie?\\
'''Dubz:''' You know, Dezz, what do we think?\\
'''Dezz:''' Um... I feel like I'd be Kazooie because I am sort of a dick to people we just met.
[[folder:Other Livestreams]]
* The [[ Pokemon]] [[ Green]] [[ livestream]] had many funny moments.
--> '''Bert''': "Has a green skin and exuviates several times and then ''vomits out silk'' to build a cocoon before becoming an adult."\\
'''Dezz''': "Son, the path to adulthood is through this."
** When they catch a Pikachu, they name it Zeus, which Dezz almost misspells.
** They find that Brock is given [[IHaveManyNames multiple names]].
** Much of the fanart is funny, such as [[ Ekans the chain smoker]]
** [[ Slenderskirt]]
---> '''Bert''': "Hey! [[AccidentalInnuendo Have you touched me]]?"\\
'''Bert''': Guys, Squirt's forbidden.\\
'''Bert''': "Is it finished?" Yes, the touching is finished.
** "[[ I'm a fan of Dubz because I don't want him to kill himself!]]"
* ''[[ Paperboy 2 Part 1]]'': Much of the humor comes from Bert ranting about the insane neighborhood of the game.
--> [Dezz narrowly misses a truck.]\\
'''Dubz''': [[RunningGag Lex]] has [[SubvertedTrope finally failed]]!\\
[Dezz is killed by monster truck.]\\
'''Dezz''': Who does that!?\\
'''Dubz''': [[DoubleSubversion Lex]]. [[DiabolusExMachina He upgraded]].
* [[ Their]] [[ livestream]] of the Carmageddon mod for ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'' is full of hilarious moments due to the fact that all of the cars in the game have gone haywire. What makes it funnier, however, is that there were people saying May 21 2011 (which happened to be the date the livestream took place on) ''was supposed to be the rapture''.
--> '''Bert''': "Get out the way! The rapture is here!"\\
'''Dezz''': This guy knows it!\\
'''Dubz''': That guy's just doing random pushups in the middle of the road.\\
[They come across a car stuck in an odd place.]\\
'''Bert''': What happened here?\\
'''Dezz''': "This is my, uh, ornamental car."\\
'''Bert''': There's a guy in it.\\
'''Dezz''': "Hey, man, why ain't I going anywhere?"\\
'''Dubz''': Can you become invisible?\\
'''Bert''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, I can just become invisible]]. What would that do? It's not like the cars are after me, it's they're flying around in random directions.
* ''[[ Bert and Dubz Play: Sanatorium]]'': They witness Slenderman ''sliding across the ground'':
--> '''Bert''': He's like, "You didn't see me? Here- *SHING!* There you go!"
* A segment of [[ the September 2012 stream]] where they played Mario Party 2 features many hilarious moments. Some highlights:
** 22:00 - A combination of Mysh singing Albuquerque by WeirdAlYankovic, Bert giving Dubz a goofy look, Dubz and Juan getting in a joke spat over landing on the same space, and Mysh unplugging the controllers leads to everyone cracking up and Dubz accidentally knocking the cartridge out of place, forcing them to restart on the very first turn.
** 54:11 - Songofawesome [[LaughThemselvesSick kills Bert]] with [[ this picture]].
---> '''Dubz''': ''But you're my teammate!'' I can't do ''shit'' without you!
** 1:10:15 - Mysh lands on a Chance Time space and ends up giving all of his money to Juan:
---> '''Mysh:''' That's gaming with Mysh in a nutshell.
** 1:12:30 - In a game of Platform Peril, Bert gets behind and starts trying to catch up, barely making it off of each platform. He winds up making it to the end, still losing to Mysh making Juan fall in the process.
** 1:14:30 - [[TemptingFate "Stars - Packed to Go. Watch Bert get it because he always gets the free star."]]
* ''[[ FTL]]'':
--> '''Bert''': I'm the captain of this ship, the S.S.- or, actually it's the [[CallBack Draught Train]] now. Sorry, I got recommissioned from the S.S. Rustle. I'm new here.\\
'''Bert''': Aw, we could've bought a slave.\\
'''Dubz''': Aw. If only we had more scrap.\\
'''Bert''': We'll attack them, then. Maybe they'll give us one.\\
'''Dubz''': [laughing] You just- "We'll attack them, then."\\
'''Bert''': Yeah.\\
'''Dubz''': "That seems right."\\
'''Bert''': That's what chat would've done, right chat?\\
'''Bert''': We took a hit, Captain!\\
'''Dubz''': You're the captain. You just talked to yourself. "Captain's going mad! Eat him!"\\
'''Bert''': That's the first thing Rynhart thinks, just "Captain's going mad! We gotta eat him!"
* ''[[ Super Amazing Wagon Adventure]]'': The game provides many funny and random moments, most notably the unicorn ambush and Adam's mushroom hallucination.
* ''[[ Real Life For Morons]]'': Bert plays as a [[CrossPlayer teenage girl]] and tries to take a job at a strip club. He ends up being [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext attacked with a rocket launcher]] during one shift.
--> '''Bert''': "How do I die and pick a new character?" "You just go to the doctor's office and have a heart attack!"\\
'''Dubz''': I can help implant embryos!\\
'''Bert''': Mysh is [[SkewedPriorities serving beer at a bar during a riot]] and there's just a hundred people at the counter punching Mysh.
** Dubz accidentally suicide bombs a church with a NASA satellite controller he bought at a garage sale.
---> '''Dubz''': I just killed myself. And Daniel.\\
'''Bert''': ''This is a holy place!''\\
'''Bert''': Why would you satellite a church? Dubz!\\
'''Dubz''': I didn't know the satellite would cause an airstrike.\\
'''Dezz''': Dubz died on my wedding.
** During the last ten minutes of the video, Bert finds an epic dance party and decides to get wasted.
---> '''Bert''': Dude, this dance party's too intense! [[InsistentTerminology I'm getting tired, and it's starting to affect my health]]!\\
'''Mysh''': Scumbag Bert - doesn't even notice until after-\\
'''Bert''': I'M WASTED!
* ''[[ Mario Party 2]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Look at Anigorn trying to spell my name.\\
'''Sam''': He's closer than most people have gotten.\\
'''Mysh''': Oh wait, he actually got it right.\\
'''Sam''': That's a ''lot'' closer than most people have gotten, then. "Look at him try- oh."\\
'''Bert''': "Look at Anigorn trying to spell my name! Oh, he got it right."
** Mysh constantly spams Peach's "YEAH!" taunt, both annoying everyone and leading them to think [[FreudWasRight interesting thoughts]] when Peach and Yoshi share the same space.
** Later on in the game, they start repeatedly calling in the Duel/Battle Minigame Goomba:
---> '''Bert''': This guy's like, "You motherfuckers!"
** The Mecha-Marathon game is also hilarious:
---> '''Bert''': You're all fucking trash. Every last one of you.
* ''[[ Bella Farts]]'': A segment from an older livestream where Dubz's dog farted the most smelly fart ever:
--> '''Dezz''': Dubz, I think your dog is dying! Through its butt!
* ''[[ Pokemon Stadium Minigames]]'': During one game of Snore Wars, they actually get a draw:
--> '''Dezz''': What?\\
'''Bert''': ''What?''\\
[Dezz starts laughing.]\\
'''Bert''': [[BigWhat WHAT!?]]\\
'''Mysh''': "Nobody Won!"
** Mysh becomes so good at Rock Harden that the others often resort to just letting him win.
---> '''Mysh''': Suddenly, Mysh is amazing.
** Dubz seems to be the only one who is (somewhat) competent at Ekans Hoop Hurl:
---> '''Bert''': Yeah, Dubz is already at ''fucking four!''
* ''[[ Dubz and Mysh Play - Poleriders]]'': Dubz and Mysh have an absolute blast playing a VideoGame/{{QWOP}}-like game they find from a livestream suggestion, but the best laughs come in at the 16:30 mark.
* ''[[ Pokemon Stadium 1 & 2 Tournament]]'':
** They take account of the various names given during Pokemon Stadium 2. Ogetip! Togetson! Pichup! Igglue!
** Bert [[TemptingFate brags that he will get a perfect round and tie with Dezz]] in Clefairy Says, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny only to end up failing miserably]]:
---> '''Juan''': Bert, I don't think that's how you do perfect.
** After Adam gets a strong lead, Bert decides to keep choosing Dig! Dig! Dig! to delay his victory:
---> '''Bert''': Stop winning and I'll stop picking them!
* Bert and Dezz's game of VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 goes fairly smooth until Mysh accidentally touches the video cord:
--> [The video becomes messed up.]\\
'''Bert''': Uh oh. Mysh-\\
'''Mysh''': I touched it with my toenail, [[CallBack and the heart attack flowed through it]]!\\
'''Bert''': Mysh: The Destroyer of All Things Good.\\
'''Dezz''': I almost had a third flute, and we could've beaten the game!
* The [[ Bootleg Bonanza]] stream is full of hilarious moments.
** Much of the time is spent playing Bootleg Gold #1 (also called [[ Hong]] [[ Kong]] Gold), which is full of many fun translations:
---> '''Bert''': "Pokemon will app at night." Dude, they bust out their apps!\\
'''Bert''': "This is the... you need Surf." Like, what is it? I don't know!\\
'''Dezz''': "This is theeeeeeeeeeeeyou need Surf."
*** Professor Oak's speech at Mr. Pokemon's house contains much questionable dialogue.
----> '''Bert''': We got the [[ItMakesSenseInContext wish meat]]!
*** Dezz examines a tree and is astounded upon finding coffee.
*** Toys in bay define kay!
*** [[FunWithAcronyms B]][[{{Troll}} MAD]].
*** Fick that ball!
----> '''Mysh''': "Hayato [Falkner] uses [[EpicFail rock]] Poke-" No he doesn't! What a liar!
*** Mareep's Pokedex entry somehow becomes "It's name is li Mary, who had a little lamb."
*** Paras's type label in the Pokedex: [[spoiler:Mysh!]]
*** Mysh [[ gets a call]] from "boss is heat," who says nothing but "BMAD."
** Even better is [[ Bootleg Gold #2]], which appears to be exactly the same as the first Pokemon Gold bootle- [[GoodBadBugs HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]]
*** The game starts out very glitched and corrupted, but the game resets itself multiple times, making the game worse each time:
----> '''Bert''': I think this is as deep as it goes.\\
[The music suddenly stops.]\\
'''Bert''': Uh oh. Just kidding, we're going deeper!
*** They finally reach a dead end when Mysh tries to use the computer and is met with an inescapable screen with an odd pattern and "KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK":
----> '''Dezz''': "It's the Klu Klu Klu Klu Klu Klu Klu Klux Klan."
*** At one point, Bert decides to see what will happen if he tries to save:
----> '''Bert''': "Windows! No."\\
'''Dezz''': Apparently Steve Jobs is with us.\\
[The game locks up.]\\
'''Bert''': ''Windows No!'' Windows, what have you done?
*** When they try to use a move in a battle, their Pokemon falls asleep and gains an infinite life bar that begins draining:
----> '''Bert''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome WE'RE SLEEPING!]]
*** The group finds that they can "paint" the world by moving around.
*** Their reaction to accidentally finding the printer screen is also priceless.
* ''[[ Mysh & Dubz Play - CutThroat Island]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Dude, the quarry, Dubz! Are you ready?\\
'''Dubz''': I'm a Quarry Dubz now?\\
'''Bert''': Yeah.\\
'''Dubz''': I mine myself for minerals. "Oh look, bone marr- oh."
* The Mario Party 2 segment of the 2013 Summer Stream had multiple memorable moments:
** Bert plays Coffin Congestion and easily finds the item he wants, but doesn't get it because [[EpicFail he can't figure out how to open the coffins]].
** Bert questions the scariness of an open bottle of ketchup on the map:
---> '''Bert''': Who designed this map, and goes, "You know what we need? We need spooky. You know what's spooky?"\\
'''Dubz''': "A bottle of ketchup."\\
'''Bert''': "''Open'' bottles of ketchup ''on the floor''."
** Who wins the map? [[spoiler: No one. The cartridge is accidentally bumped with 13 turns left.]]
---> '''Dubz''': Together, we can change!\\
[[[spoiler:The game starts glitching up.]]]\\
'''Dubz''': ...Apparently we ''can't'' change.
*** Even better is when Mysh [[spoiler:tries to fix it, but ends up making it sound even ''worse'']]:
----> '''Mysh''': Look! [[spoiler:It's a wild Missingno!]]\\
[[[spoiler:The sound stops completely.]]]\\
'''Mysh''': Aw, [[AntiClimax you ruined my joke]].
** At the end, Mysh claims that Dubz somehow earned his stars through dishonest means.
* The entire [[ Corruption]] [[ Stream]] is hilarious.
** Part of the stream is spent corrupting [[ Super Mario World]].
*** The first corruption leads them to a world that Dubz and Christa call "Fuck-Shit Avenue." The background features, among many various sprites from the game, multiple doors that lead to the bonus minigame... [[KaizoTrap with no floor]].
*** One corruption glitches up the text in the intro cutscene, rendering Bert and Dubz [[TheUnintelligible unable to pronounce anything in it]] other than "gjoe".
----> '''Minimoose:''' [[CallBack It's Mjlf and the Jellies!]]
*** They try a preset corruption called "Dick-figuration" which glitches the game beyond belief.
*** Another corruption appears to glitch up most of the graphics in the game except for Yoshi, causing Bert and Dubz to declare him to be Jesus.
*** During the same corruption, the "Mario Start!" text gets glitched up [[FlippingTheBird in an interesting way]].
** The also corrupt [[ Donkey Kong Country]].
*** One corruption changes the intro music to sound like a bunch of slapping and someone farting through a kazoo.
*** If you wait long enough during the Donkey Kong Country intro, the title screen appears with a [=3D=] scroll effect. None of them knew this, so when they see it, they assume it is a result of a corruption and freak out.
*** Some of the corruptions make the music during the Rare and Nintendo logos sound like warning sirens.
*** Some of the corruptions even mess up the ''rom information''. One such corruption changes the rom name to "Donkek Kong Country Y".
*** During one of the corruptions where they can actually play the game, DK randomly turns into a snake before the game crashes.
** In general, Dubz pantomiming playing the various "instruments" in the corrupted music.
* During [[ one stream]], they corrupt [[ Paperboy 2]].
** The first corruption appears to be okay aside from a few minor graphical glitches... and then they reach a point where the paperboy crashes immediately upon starting.
** One corruption (not shown in the highlight reel) causes the paperboy sprite to spaz out for a second before crashing the game.
** During one corruption where the graphics are glitched up, Bert manages to locate and go over the jump behind the fence near the dog.
---> '''Dubz:''' How did you do that?\\
'''Bert:''' I don't know. I'd like to claim skill, but I don't know.
** "[[Music/SouljaBoy UUUUUUUUU]]!"
---> '''Bert:''' He's saying you did this.
** One corruption reduces the music to a five second loop while causing the thrown papers to randomly break invisible windows.
** One corruption glitches the graphics into a continuously changing mess.
** "Here comes the Paperboy Fleet!"
* The entire hassle of [[ Bert trying to reinstall Warcraft 3]] during the 2014 Halloween Stream. He tries to redeem a code, but finds he already used it on a account. He tries to logging into an email account he had not used in years that may be connected to an account with the game on it, but fails when he cannot remember how to answer the security question. He then finds out [[ZanyScheme he can get the email to text a verification code to his phone, which he can use to log into the email, which he can use to get the password to his account, which he can use to redownload the game]]. He finally gets into the account, but finds there is no Warcraft 3 (but there is Starcraft 2). He then tries their official [=DeliciousCinnamon=] email, which proves to be successful. However, he finds out it would take too long to download through, so he decides to download a torrent instead. He then realizes that he doesn't have enough hard drive space, so he begins uninstalling programs. He uninstalls Google Chrome, forcing him to use Internet Explorer and inadvertently download multiple viruses. Finally, after much hassle, Bert manages to download the game and necessary patches and get the game running on his computer! [[spoiler:Then they find out that [[ShootTheShaggyDog he used the same CD key as Dubz and Mysh, preventing them from playing through]]]].
** In particular, when Bert uninstalls Chrome:
---> '''Bert:''' God, as soon as I uninstall Chrome, [[AbhorrentAdmirer Internet Explorer pops up. "Welcome to Internet Explorer 8!"]]
* Dubz makes Hepnah play [[ Happy Wheels]]:
** He tries playing a "[[ Troll level]]" as the shopper. He frequently loses by having his head removed or destroyed.
*** At the beginning of the level, the last L in "Troll Level" falls down. During one attempt, Hepnah is fast enough to catch the L in the shopper's basket... which causes the shopper's head to explode.
** They try a [[ sword-throwing level]] where Hepnah has to throw swords at various people, including Justin Bieber and Hitler.
*** On his very first attempt, Hepnah [[EpicFail accidentally impales himself]] [[RunningGag in the head]].
*** When Dubz tells Hepnah to go after Hitler:
----> '''Hepnah''': Why is he so nicely dressed?\\
'''Dubz''': When was he not?
*** They discover they can actually pick up Justin Bieber and throw him at one of the other targets.
*** At one point Hepnah accidentally grabs the sword at the bottom of the pile, wasting the rest of the swords as he picks it up. He has to somehow hit the remaining two targets with this single sword... so he chucks it into space.
** The entirety of the Colorful Harpoon Run.
---> '''Hepnah''': "[[IronicEcho Dead weight, my ass! He saved us!]]"
** They try a level where they have to throw a ball into one of many goals. Hepnah accidentally throws a ball into the death goal, causing a mine to come down and blow him up. However, his character's arm goes flying and lands in the victory goal, causing him to win anyway.
** Dubz's reaction on the next level: '''[[BigOMG OH MY GOSH]]'''
* ''[[ Pokemon Red Corruptions]]'':
** "That's right! I remember now! His name... is... '''KEITH!'''"
** One corruption causes Oak to open the start menu with every step he takes.
** One corruption causes Oak to leave Red in the grass and talk to him from across the town.
* ''[[ I]] [[ Am]] Bread'', [=AKA=] Bert becomes one with his inner bread.
** During the second part, Bert requests a countdown from Dubz before leaving the table. Dubz decides to [[{{Troll}} count up instead]].
*** And then Bert accidentally [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome lands the bread perfectly on its side]]:
----> '''Bert:''' It's so beautiful!\\
'''Dubz:''' It's like modern art.
* ''[[ Pokemon Yellow Corruptions]]'':
** "It's baby's first 8-bit!"
** Dubz and Christa are pleased when they see the colors changed on one corruption... until they see [[NightmareFuel Pikachu without eyes]].
---> '''Dubz:''' Hey Oak, listen, I don't want it.
** They replace 1 with F in the corruptor and are met with insane audio and an infinitely looping room.
** One corruption turns all of the [=NPCs=] into Red.
** One corruption leads them to the infamous [=3TrainerPoke=] glitch Pokemon.
* Moose tries playing [[ Super Clean Clean]] for the first time with Dubz. On her first try, she seems to do a decent job, until she finds a room [[{{Squick}} almost filled to the roof with vomit]] shortly before the game ends.
* During part of a [[ Pokemon Showdown]] stream, Dubz and Dezz begin intentionally mispronouncing the names of [=DragonBall=] Z characters a la [=OneyNG=]'s [[ parody]]:
--> '''Dezz:''' "Goddammit, Kookoroke! My Little Kookaroo! Get in there!"\\
'''Dubz:''' "I'm sorry, Vanilla Ice Cream! I wasn't-"\\
'''Dezz:''' "Goddangit, Camp-kurat!"\\
'''Dubz:''' "I wasn't strong enough to be a soyen!"\\
'''Dezz:''' "You must [[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle ASC-end]] to the level of soaper sowen! ''Quickly! There's not much time!''"\\
'''Dubz:''' "Vanishing Powder!"\\
'''Dezz:''' "Zuzu is a-coming!"\\
'''Dubz:''' "''Fruzu!'' But my Kamoya Mia won't affect Fringi!"\\
'''Dezz:''' "But what about Majujin Ba?"\\
'''Dubz:''' ''[cracking up]'' "Maji Ball!"\\
'''Alexa:''' This is why I don't introduce you to shows anymore, Dezz.
** Of course, they move on to other series:
---> '''Dubz:''' "[[Series/TheWalkingDead Shun. Shun please. Stay away from Larry. Larry is my wiff.]]"\\
'''Dezz:''' "And Carol is my son."\\
'''Dubz:''' "You can have ''Carl''. But do not touch Carol, my ''son''."
** They even baffle themselves with some of the names they come up with:
---> '''Dubz:''' Where's Grund Krao?\\
'''Dezz:''' ''What!?''\\
'''Dubz:''' Grand Kai.\\
'''Dezz:''' Gronal Iristo!\\
'''Dubz:''' ''What!?'' What was that one? That one hit me like a sack of bricks!
* Dubz starts a [[ Pokemon Emerald Randomized Nuzlocke challenge]] with fellow streamer [=SenpaiPlz=].
** On the first run, Senpai starts out with a Ludicolo that knows [[DiscOneNuke Luster Purge]].
** Dubz manages to run into a Mew as his first catchable Pokemon on the first route... and then he fails to catch it.
*** Then the first Pokemon he sees on the next route is a Kyogre... which kills him, [[EpicFail forcing him to lose only 25 minutes in]].
** Senpai chooses Duskull on the next run. He becomes dismayed when he sees the moveset is Skill Swap, Haze, Counter and Payday.
*** Dubz, on the other hand, gets a Houndoom that knows Featherdance and Rolling Kick.
** Senpai runs into a Pokemon that [[OhCrap knows Hydro Cannon, Luster Purge and Aeroblast and has Arena Trap as its ability]]. He then battles May, who uses a Hitmontop with Drought that knows Overheat. Before the Nuzlocke actually goes into effect, he gives up.
** Immediately after catching a Jolteon, Dubz runs into a Moltres on the same route.
* The entirety of [[ Citizen Burger Disorder]].
** Dubz and Hepna decide to take care of the rats by putting them in the sink. Along with all of their money.
** Due to a poor connection, polocatfan lags around the game, sometimes floating in midair:
---> '''Dubz:''' And I don't know what's going on with polocatfan, but they've ascended to a higher plane.
** At one point, the facecam freezes up, and no one notices for at least a minute.
** Somehow, a massive "gravity burger" is formed, consisting of a burger, a bun floating about a foot above the burger, another bun floating above that, a slice of cheese floating about 20 feet away, and presumably various other food items floating even further away.
** Despite the poor connection, polocatfan starts endlessly ordering lettuce.
** Near the end, the coworkers engage Dubz in a group hug:
---> '''Dubz:''' Chat, we are in a box together now. Our business may be failing, but at least we have each other!\\
'''Hepna:''' And Kevin!
* [[ One of their streams]] happens on the same day as chat user [=PurpleChewbacca=]'s birthday. At about the 3:30 mark, they attempt to sing Happy Birthday to her. They give up after a minute of Dezz trying and failing to sing the song correctly.
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* ''[[ Week 1]]'': Bert and Dezz's entire anecdote about how they met is hilarious:
--> '''Dezz''': I was like, "This is what it's like to live in the ghetto."
* ''[[ Week 3]]'': Two thirds into the video, part of the background falls off and nearly hits Bert, causing the crew to be extra jumpy during the rest of the video.
** [[TheStinger At the end]] is an outtake of Dezz knocking the camera out of place.
* ''[[ Week 4]]'': Dezz finds himself in one of Adam's drawings:
--> '''Adam''': You went down with the ship.\\
'''Dezz''': Why did I go down with the ship?\\
'''Adam''': I don't know, you decided to be a hero or something.\\
'''Dezz''': Why am I saluting?\\
'''Adam''': I- I don't really- you weren't on the ship to begin with. I think you just said, "Hey where am I?" so I put you saluting going down with the ship.
** Bert talks about drawing himself and his friends facing their worst fears. Juan's greatest fear? [[StarWars The Sith]] take over.
* ''[[ Mario Kart Double Dash Part 2]]'': Highlights include Adam accidentally blowing up everyone (including himself) less than 5 seconds after the race starts on Waluigi Stadium, and Adam being seemingly trolled by the game near the end of Bowser's Castle.
* ''[[ I'm Scared]]'':
--> [They come across a table with empty chairs.]\\
'''Bert''': He wants to have dinner with you. That's what this whole thing was about.
* ''[[ Dubz and Bert Play - Octodad]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Dude, just kick the ball in there, man. C'mon, look at this kid, he's terrible! He has no idea what he's doing. He's using a Jenga block to guard the goal!\\
'''Dubz''': I'm in the fridge!\\
'''Bert''': "Looks like we're havin' octopus for dinner!"\\
'''Bert''': "Honey, I'm stuck in the door!"
* ''[[ Stream Outtakes]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Shut up and give us our money! ...No, I actually got it, though-\\
'''Bert''': Yeah, give us OUR money, you fucking thieves!\\
'''Bert''': Dubz! We're giving him away to you! He's yours! Take him, we don't want him!
* ''[[ Valentine's Day Special]]'':
--> '''Bert''': This dude has seen some shit!\\
[The ingame character starts walking with [[OffModel spazzy animation]]. Dubz cracks up.]\\
'''Dubz''': "Ah-ah-AHHHH let's go, yeah!"
* ''[[ Bert & Dubz Play: Pokemon 3D]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Mr. [=POKeMON=] lives near CHERRYGROVE-" Why do they always have to capitalize things?\\
'''Dubz''': '''CHERRYGROVE! POK'''-e-'''MON!'''\\
'''Bert''': That's Leer? That's Leer? Just, "Sprinkle some cinnamon on you."
* ''[[ Space Funeral]]'': Dubz provides a voice for [[HeroicMime Philip]], which basically amounts to sobbing as he walks.
** In the [[ second episode]], they find a genie who grants Philip great power at the cost of [[spoiler:turning him into a fish]].
** In the [[ final episode]], they have an odd conversation with Dracula, who turns out to be [[TheStoner very fond of weed]].
* ''[[ Subscribe Trailer Outtakes]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Welcome to [=DarbleCinnamon=].\\
'''Mysh''': It's a breakfast cereal. [=DarbleCinnamon=]!\\
'''Dubz''': It's more than good. It's a breakfast cereal. [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Who lives in the middle of nowhere]]!\\
'''Bert''': With her husband, Eustace Mysh! But creepy stuff always happens in Juan's room. It's up to Bert to save his new Dubz!\\
'''Mysh''': Stupid Dubz! You make me look bad! Oogah Boogah Boogah Boogah!\\
'''Dubz''': '''AH!'''\\
'''Bert''': [[CallBack Uka Uka]] [[Franchise/CrashBandicoot Uka Uka]]!
** At one point, Bert accidentally calls Dubz "Chubz."
* ''[[ Bert, Mysh, & Dezz Play Virtual Boy]]''... [[spoiler:okay, maybe just Bert]].
* ''[[ 7Days]]'': A running gag is created out of "It's not time yet":
--> '''Bert''': It's like the opposite of "[[MemeticMutation It's happening]]." Did you just realize that? Like, we can't say "It's happening," because-\\
'''Dubz''': It's not time yet.
** Dubz manages to outsmart a creepy ghost simply by closing a gate.
---> '''Bert''': [[RunningGag Ancient books]]. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ancient books everywhere]].
* ''[[ DC Summer Stream Announcement]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Bert, it's my dentist. He wants me to come in for a polishing on the 17th.\\
'''Bert''': Tell him to go fuck himself. Tell your ''teeth'' to go fuck themselves. Tell your teeth to fucking clean themselves!
* Before the Summer Stream 2013, Bert, Dubz and Mysh apparently [[ got locked out of Bert's apartment]]. This caused a lot of jokes among people watching the stream as well as some [[ fanart]].
* ''[[ Fallout 3 Episode 3]]'': "Why don't you have any ammo?" Cue FlashbackCut to Dubz wasting ammo earlier in the video.
* ''[[ Fallout 3 Episode 4]]'': Dubz points out in the beginning that his character jumping on a car makes less sound than a cone or a bottle hitting a car.
** After they start battling packs of wild dogs, they find one dog that starts [[GoodBadBugs flying into the air]].
* ''[[ Earthbound Episode 4]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Gimme money! I'm gonna mug this dog.\\
'''Dubz''': I don't think the dog will give you money. "I'm gonna mug this dog! Gimme everything you've got!" "''ARRR!''" "I SAID EVERYTHING!"
* From Mysh's [[ guest appearance]] on [=MeleeMilwaukee=]:
** Mysh and Nick start discussing what kind of animal Lucario is supposed to be based on, with Mysh commenting on his Anubis-like features. Then someone in the chat bluntly states that he is a dog.
** They joke that the acid in the Brinstar stage is actually salty ramen broth.