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[[folder:Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ_bhwCgtXg Episode 1]]'' is where it all begins, with classic phrases like "VOLCANO BAKEMEAT" and "BAG FUCK!"
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QW04OAPGdk Episode 2]]'', Bert and Dubz come across a Caterpie (called Pedal) with some strange moves:
--> '''Bert''': Foe's Pedal, "Hemp Ah!"\\
'''Dubz''': Hemp! No! We've been shot with marijuana! Croc is confused! "Croc is under the influence. It hurt itself in its confusion."
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H3K1SY1taE Episode 3]]'': The two have a run-in with [[EdibleThemeNaming Chedr]], who comments on them getting [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Monaters]] before stating he is [[IAmAMonster a monster]] [[spoiler:...coach]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WxOxzFlJA Episode 4]]'': Dubz attempts to read some of the gibberish text that appears after catching Caterpie:
--> '''Dubz''': Six-dash-three-question-mark! W! Question-question-question-question! Question-question-question!
** Later, Croc gets poisoned:
---> '''Bert''': "CROC KILLED."\\
'''Dubz''': WE WERE KILLED! [[NotQuiteDead But we're still alive]].\\
'''Bert''': And what's that weird symbol next to our name?\\
'''Dubz''': It's Vietnamese!\\
'''Bert''': It's like a... [[BuffySpeak snowman with two pieces minus the other side]].\\
'''Dubz''': He's, like, peeking out from behind the question mark- wait, why is there a question mark?\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Lost again, pain-" PAINTFUL? It's paintful. It is very paintful.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Lap? Falled." It always has to question whether or not it had the right Pokemon. "Was it Lap?"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6oyY7tC1PY Episode 5]]'': An enemy Caterpie tries to use "Hemp Ah!" which fails because it was "not decided":
--> '''Bert''': He didn't decide well enough.\\
'''Dubz''': It's like, "Hemp... AHHHHHHHH nah."
** They panic over Bean[[note]]their Weedle[[/note]] appearing to only know Harden, until they realize that Poison Sting has no name. When used, all that appears is "Bean !"
** They learn from a zealous old man that Team Rocket is now called MISSILE BOMB.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR3GM046k_w Episode 6]]'': The two find that the [[IHaveManyNames Madasimumi/Baiming/BM Tower]] is filled with monks who [[RougeAnglesOfSatin practise]] Buddhism and won't destroy the tower even if they are crazy.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Efq258rLw Episode 7]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Trained on the Road of Ultimate." On the Road of Ultimate!\\
'''Dubz''': This guy means business!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "But Bean unhearing." Bean's deaf! No!
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ2nff6KKI Episode 8]]'', the final monk in the "Madasimumi" tower comes off as a bit of a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}:
--> '''Bert''': "It's this tower to let the monsters andpeople are-"\\
'''Dubz''': Andpeople. "Full of fancy-"\\
'''Bert''': "...for bright future, to affirm-"\\
'''Dubz''': There's an S stuck in the lower right-hand corner.\\
'''Bert''': "...practising place and the last steeling," STEELING, as in metal. "We need to see it is who between me and the man that isn't snapped th- the t-" WHAT IS THIS GUY SAYING!?
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_IlNApXRRE Episode 9]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Who do we have left? Pizza?\\
'''Bert''': Pizza and Steak. Sounds like a good dinner right now.
** Croc ends up learning a move called [[NonIndicativeName Flame]], which is actually Water Gun:
---> '''Bert''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that's fitting! That is fitting.]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGRQONyudiM Episode 12]]'' starts with Bert getting a Great Ball (called Suppball) and a fishing rod (called [[NonIndicativeName Clothbag]]).
--> '''Bert''': "The Jimu badge is expensive. Are you baught from Zhaochan?"\\
'''Dubz''': ''What the fuck!?'' We don't even know that guy!\\
'''Bert''': We have to pay for badges now?\\
'''Dubz''': Yeah, apparently. Oh, it's a Bird Keeper. That's why.\\
'''Bert''': [[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY It's actually Y Apostrophe S Equals AC.]]\\
...\\
'''Bert''': We found soda! ...and we fucked it.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwszjOCWmVo Episode 13]]'' has Bert noticing the many [[NonIndicativeName inconsistencies in the different names]]:
--> '''Bert''': Vulpix is Rok, Water is Flame.\\
'''Bert''': Okay, mountainmen are called Fish.\\
'''Bert''': Wait, VOLT is Rock [Throw]?
** Then, Bert struggles trying to read "Road [[RougeAnglesOfSatin 33th]]".
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9NSBsTt_s Episode 14]]'': [[AwesomeMcCoolname SHAOTANZHITEN]]!
--> '''Dubz''': "Do you know... Missile Bomb?" OH NO!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "I want to play with your- with you for relaxing?" [[BigWhat WHAT!?]] Am I gonna get raped?
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPWIlpj8Mg Episode 15]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Steak Ah New Milk!" MILK!? is the move.\\
[Bert uses Milk]\\
'''Bert''': "Steak Milk" ...Mean Look. Mean Look is Milk. "It Cann't Escaped!"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMewCYhw_cE Episode 16]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': "Steak, Again?" Another night of steak? Dammit.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Stop using Hate!\\
'''Dubz''': Is that all it knows? It really hates Steak!
** They find out that Beedrill is called Fork, so they send out Bean. This proves to be a poor choice, as Beedrill manages to get five hits with Fury Attack before Bean retaliates with Poison Sting, which is not very effective. Or, as the game and Dubz sum it up:
---> '''Dubz''': "Five Effect! One Result."
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yeYM6FAzp4 Episode 17]]'', they try to use an item called GOAL as a last ditch effort against Bugsy. The item is used immediately, and they have no idea what it does.
** Instead of a badge, they receive a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin BUDGE]] from Bugsy.
** Bugsy's entire speech after being defeated is hilarious.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdYedd0dD7s Episode 18]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Yeah, you're snoring alright. [[AccidentalInnuendo Now I'm gonna Lick your ass]].\\
[Dubz starts laughing.]\\
'''Bert''': [[ThatCameOutWrong That's not what I meant!]]
** The episode features a rather interesting speech from Chedr as well as an unexpected piece of advice from an old lady.
** Dubz offers his final thoughts before they finish up:
---> '''Dubz''': I wanna watch a Vietnamese person play this, and they, like, actually make sense of all the translations. Like, "Oh yeah, that makes sense." "What did it say?" "THIS, TO BE, AND THEN, THEREFORE, FOR AND BUT I AND IF ONLY THEN. ''Duh!''" "You don't know what you're doing Shung Long Kwai... Mu!"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNkMgw8U1c0 Episode 23]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "My Sputa will flow down."\\
'''Dubz''': ...''What''? That was sexual.
** They visit the Bike Shop, which advertises that the bikes can "Slide freely" and "walk on all kind of roads":
---> '''Dubz''': My bike can levitate and walk.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q68zJPfJBOE Episode 27]]'':
--> [Bert approaches a trainer]\\
'''Bert''': "Wi-"\\
'''Dubz''': "'''WIN!!'''"\\
'''Bert''': ''Jesus!'' You made me jump!
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeTj6sjLhIE Episode 28]]'':
--> [Bert gets a phone call from "Rocket"]\\
'''Bert''': Rocket's calling! "[[TheUnintelligible HJKSDJFBKGFSDFG]] MS. EGGIE????"\\
'''Dubz''': "BLBBLDBDLDBDFXCVBKMUST WIN-"\\
'''Bert''': I love how there's two different styles of question marks. "Must win in contest, wait you at 35? Questionmarkquestionmark- See you lat- see you-"\\
'''Dubz''': "See you [[RougeAnglesOfSatin LATTE]]!"\\
'''Bert''': "Phone call is connecting, merge many Baliy at 35? [[WrittenSoundEffect DI]]." I don't even know.
** They try using a move called DUL, which results in the text "HUSHUZ [[AccidentalInnuendo DULDO]]"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXrV17-F2Gk Episode 29]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "It is basement to do preparings before go into the water."\\
'''Dubz''': THIS IS BASEMENT! "[[ThreeHundred This is madness! THIS. IS. BASEMENT!]]"\\
...\\
[The enemy trainer is about to send out a Pokemon named Cow]\\
'''Bert''': Cow! Cow Start.\\
[A [[NonIndicativeName Wartortle]] is sent out. Dubz starts laughing.]\\
'''Bert''': WHAT? WHAT?\\
'''Dubz''': That is a cow!
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCiQcgxKfKY Episode 30]]'':
--> [Bert uses the move "Stare" against a Machoke; it's not very effective.]\\
'''Bert''': "One Result." That was terrible.\\
'''Dubz''': Did we use st- why in the world would you-\\
'''Bert''': I don't know, I just wanted to try it out, 'cause- look at his face! I just had to stare at it.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCT2W8p8YUo Episode 33]]'' shows Bert's first phone call from Mke "Mike" Boat:
--> '''Bert''': "Seeing! Seeing! It is great! To defeated the Yangzu's Machiba. I'm always at the entrance of gymnasium, to give a normal support. But I was afraided by the ghost floating in the air, inside. [[BlatantLies I'm so unwilling to put down the phone!]] Good bye!"\\
'''Dubz''': This was such an interesting conversation, since you do not answer.\\
'''Bert''': He's so unwilling to put down the phone, he hung up!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9n-FypFHyU Episode 34]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Don't you feel mystery of the islands which is surrounded by whirlpools." I do feel quite mystery.\\
'''Dubz''': I feel kinda ''[[RunningGag FEARFUL!]]''\\
'''Bert''': [looking at Qwilfish] "[[NonIndicativeName BOAT]]." I would have laughed completely with that "Fearful" but I was too busy reading "BOAT."\\
[Bert defeats the trainer.]\\
'''Bert''': "You are so [[RougeAnglesOfSatin STROG]]."
** When Dubz comments on how the falling shortcut in the lighthouse would probably break one's legs, Bert replies:
---> '''Bert''': At least we're not [[CallBack Shaotanzhiten]], we would've brode our waist.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzYjRa7Pec Episode 35]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Both the intensity and the benevolent give you the [[RougeAnglesOfSatin budge]]."\\
'''Dubz''': She's benevolently giving the budge.\\
'''Bert''': "Eggie gain Steel Badge from Juzi." So now it's a badge. "Give you the... [[IHaveManyNames Shqilu BUDGE]]..."\\
...\\
[Bert gets an item from a tree called Coin.]\\
'''Bert''': We got coins! Money DOES grow on trees!\\
'''Dubz''': It does!\\
'''Game Text''': EGGIE! COIN BAG FUCK\\
'''Dubz''': And apparently it can bring you love too.\\
[Bert gets an item from another tree called Pole.]\\
'''Bert''': What is going on here?\\
'''Dubz''': "Eggie Pole Bag Fuck!"\\
'''Bert''': They're giving us poles and money!\\
'''Dubz''': Eggie's a stripper.\\
[Bert gets another Pole from the third tree.]\\
'''Bert''': Two poles and money.\\
'''Dubz''': Those three trees create exactly what a stripper joint looks like. This is the place to go.\\
'''Bert''': That's where Suicune hangs out on the weekends.
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F26zqMyk56A Episode 37]]'', Bert begins looking for the "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Passward]]":
--> '''Bert''': "Only the boss know the passward of the door."\\
'''Dubz''': Pass'''ward'''.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "The door can't be opened it need the password!" They got it right that time.\\
'''Dubz''': Now we have to get a password ''and'' a passward. [[CallBack And a budge]].
** The episode also features more memorable dialogue from Chedr:
---> '''Bert''': He's, like, playing out the Chedr role now. "I don't like my lines!"
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MrXahgQR8Q Episode 39]]'', the game crashes the first two times Bert tries fighting Pryce. The third attempt, however, presents this dialogue:
--> '''Bert''': "Bullet given by Bet-Boy given by Bet-Boy can use." What?\\
'''Dubz''': [[Film/{{Aliens}} Game over, man!]]\\
'''Bert''': What was that?\\
'''Dubz''': I don't even...\\
'''Bert''': It's the Asian kid who made this.
** There's also [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wquTSZKrq5U this part]] (at the 6:41 mark in the original video).
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44a114Gl2JA Episode 41]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "We are from [[ScaryBlackMan Black-Society. Like to do something criminal.]] Are you feared?"\\
'''Dubz''': I am insanely feared right now, guys.\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': "'''X?????????????????'''"\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "We didn't serve the devil, only do that we want to do."\\
'''Dubz''': *gasps* [[CallBack It's the old lady's reincarnation!]]\\
'''Bert''': We didn't serve the devil, it's okay.\\
'''Dubz''': It's alright that we're part of black-society, and we do things that are criminal, and that you ''might'' have been feared. [[EvenEvilHasStandards We didn't serve the devil.]]
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEAMnJjZJXo Episode 42]]'', Bert fights through a gym with trainers specializing in dragon type Pokemon. One trainer disagrees with this:
--> '''Bert''': "[[BlatantLies No one can use dragon type.]]"\\
'''Dubz''': Why is this gym even here?
** Near the beginning, Bert notices how much money they have accumulated by not buying anything:
---> '''Bert''': This is the opposite of in the beginning, where it was like, "Die, die, die."
** Bert misreads a trainer's name (SKIRT'[=S7G=]&) as "Skirt'[[Franchise/StargateVerse Stargate 7]]."
** At one point, Oudal levels up and tries to learn a move called Rage. Bert decides to get rid of Yuja, which is the actual move Rage. This causes Dubz to point out that they [[MindScrew got rid of Rage for Rage]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG_YPpqHYTA Episode 43]]'':
--> '''Bert''': We need to go get EXP Share. From [[CallBack Elf Grandfather]]! It's been a while since we've seen Elf Grandfather.\\
'''Dubz''': That's true, it has been a while.\\
'''Bert''': Maybe he's dead now.\\
'''Dubz''': Terrible. Wusiji Dr. wouldn't be too happy. They were good friends. [[CallBack They were only two men to deal with it]].
** The entire "[[AccidentalInnuendo Come Casually]]" incident.
** Bert becomes increasingly perplexed at the amount of normal trainers who were somehow able to make it into the Dragon's Den.
** When they get to the quiz, they find that all of the answer choices for the questions have been translated into either ???? or "Q4).
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgaHwDsmirU Episode 44]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Hey! You have strided the first step into Guandong. Even so, you should see the map to affirm." It sounds like we're stepping in, like, horse shit or something.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efUJDxOKSbY Episode 47]]'': They contemplate how Steak can be hurt by Forretress's Spikes if he is levitating:
-->'''Bert''': "Steak be hurt." Wha-\\
'''Dubz''': Because of the [Spikes].\\
'''Bert''': Yeah, because he's-\\
'''Dubz''': [[SarcasmMode Because he has feet]]!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Steak Kick!"\\
'''Dubz''': With the feet he has!\\
'''Bert''': The feet that he stepped on the pieces [with].\\
'''Dubz''': It must hurt more.\\
...\\
[The Forretress remains asleep for 5 turns.]\\
'''Bert''': Dude, this thing. When it goes to sleep, it's like "I'll see you guys in a few years."
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAaGLgN04BQ Episode 48]]'', Bert defeats Bruno of the Elite Four. Bruno's first words upon being beaten? "[[BlatantLies YOU ARE DEFEATED BY ME]]."
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcebimGIL00 Episode 49]]'', Bert has to fight Bruno again:
--> '''Bert''': "You are defeated by me. No qualification to say. To next house." Now we're in the loser's bracket.\\
[Bert moves on to Karen]\\
'''Dubz''': She's really good for being in the loser's bracket!
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxVrlME9Kg Episode 50]]'', Professor Oak (who is now called Oujiduo) comes to offer Eggie a congratulatory speech, which Bert and Dubz can barely read without cracking up due to how it has been translated. They lose it after reading "[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment THE RESULT IS THE FRUIT]]."
** Then, they struggle trying to read the [[TheUnintelligible credits]]:
---> '''Game Text''': ? !9F-/UQ\\
'''Dubz''': FFFFFF''FUCK!''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO8sg_SQoO4 Kanto Episode 1]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Hey, it's that [[CallBack snowman]] thing again that everyone told me was "dow" or "doo."\\
'''Dubz''': No, it's a snowman. It's a half snowman. It's what happens when you take a flamethrower to Frosty.\\
'''Bert''': Half of him disappears into a question mark?\\
'''Dubz''': Yeah. In Japanese, a question mark means "puddle."\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': [regarding Dream Eater being called Kick] "He's sleeping, ''kick him!''"\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Don't defy death, don't be strong." Fine, we'll just cry in a corner the entire game.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi-opnvnuIo Kanto Episode 2]]'': They find that Mr. Psychic is now called [[AwesomeMcCoolname Super Uncle]], Lt. Surge is now called [[FailOSuckyname Tingsy Major]], and Diglett's Cave is now called Dictator Cave.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl1Z6cT-N5k Kanto Episode 3]]'': The go to the mart in order to sell some of their items and get more money. This goes horribly wrong when [[spoiler:they try to sell Pointup, which causes the game to crash yet again]].
** Even worse, [[spoiler:they find that they have to fight Lt. Surge again after reloading the last save state]].
** When Bert returns to the shop, he takes a look at some of the item descriptions:
---> '''Bert''': "Renew all states." We use that, it turns into, like, the Civil War.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Coibag: "Only hold can get a landto fish elf"\\
[''{{Beat}}'']\\
[Dubz starts laughing]\\
'''Bert''': "Only hold can get a landto fish elf." That doesn't even make sense.
** Sabrina's dialogue causes Bert to take a second look:
---> '''Bert''': "You come finally you must come, the feeling existed three years ago. Your aim is to want my badge."\\
'''Dubz''': Of course.\\
'''Bert''': "I don't like frighting, it is my first task to passes the badge to a fit man. If you want-"\\
'''Dubz''': WE'RE A WOMAN! Your special WHAT?\\
'''Bert''': "Try my special function."\\
'''Dubz''': THAT'S GROSS!\\
'''Bert''': That entire speech was wrong.\\
'''Dubz''': "Three years ago, I knew you wanted my budge."
** Finally, there's the story of the imprecatory bike.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BG9hRi2PXo Kanto Episode 4]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Eating game is played in its eatery. You're full while seeing it." You're full while seeing it.\\
[Bert enters the eatery.]\\
'''Bert''': Yeah, I'm full.
** Later, Dubz accidentally calls Ash Ketchum "Ass Ketchum."
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RodC0TGc9w Kanto Episode 5]]'', Bert starts to get rather annoyed at Mike Boat:
--> '''Bert''': "I'M SO UNWILLING TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE! '''GOOD BYE'''!"\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "En! It's you, do you know Zhenfen? [[GenderBender She is my grandson.]]"
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_XRez0h6g4 Kanto Episode 6]]'', Bert and Dubz find another wild Haunter and suggest names that would go with Steak.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcS2b0_P-Ic Kanto Episode 7]]'':
--> '''Bert''': [receiving the Super Rod] "Eggie receive [[NonIndicativeName Bad Rod]]." [[SarcasmMode THANKS]]. "You're so good at fishing, have a Bad Rod!"\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Home of the leader of..."\\
[''{{Beat}}'']\\
'''Dubz''': "SHAFALIXIAN."\\
'''Bert''': Is he chafing, or something?
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6GzA4C3MJ0 Kanto Episode 8]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "A hole with punchy monster."\\
[The [=NPC's=] Itemfinder goes off.]\\
'''Bert''': "My [[NonIndicativeName dance machine]] starts to react." Is he playing one of those [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution DDR]] games while also playing Whack-a-Mole?\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "You come, as if you have many gymnasium badges of Shangdao. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Don't lick with mouth]]."\\
[Bert and Dubz start laughing, while still being confused.]\\
'''Dubz''': How else am I supposed to lick?\\
...\\
'''Bert''': [[PyrrhicVictory I don't even consider this a win, because Steak died]].\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Eggie gain the Blue from-" We just gained the Blue. We didn't even get a badge.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEoMt8mJfQw Kanto Episode 9]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Many Dictator flys from the earth!"\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "This is the cave of Tiguta." [[CallBack Is that in any way related to Sputa, and does it flow down?]]\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "It's Uncle's guard, you sh- you SHULD make good use of it-"\\
'''Dubz''': [in a Russian accent] "You shuld make good use of it, for it's my gold pearl."
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkVmXR8wuyI Kanto Episode 10]]'', Bert and Dubz take a look at some of the stuff in the Pokedex:
--> '''Bert''': Look how heavy [Gastly] is! It's gas!\\
[Bert scrolls down to Haunter.]\\
'''Bert''': Haunter you fat-ass!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Fun." It's a Fun type!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMCvFZROewg Kanto Episode 11]]'' features a RunningGag with Mujef and the Jellies being [[AGoodNameForARockBand a good name for a Middle Eastern band]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oXF0K0SQmw Mt. Mortar Part 2]]'':
--> '''Bert''': I don't know why Gyarados can't learn it, though.\\
'''Dubz''': He's a flying type. Plus [[FailedASpotCheck we don't have him in here]].\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Can I drift?" We're gonna drift these waterfalls, man. Price is a drifter, man.\\
'''Dubz''': Yeah, he's one of those people in [[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo]]. He's got his cool sunglasses on and his pimped out car. But he's actually really terrible at it, so he starts drifting into the sides of walls and stuff. And the enemy, who is the antagonist of our movie is always winning. But he ends up winning in the end.\\
'''Bert''': Pokemon Viet Crystal: Tokyo Drift.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtXIG_XflfI Catching Entei]]'':
--> '''Bert''': What if I kick it while it's down. Is it gonna kill it?\\
[Bert uses [[NonIndicativeName Kick]] and kills Entei.]\\
'''Dubz''': [laughing] "Is it gonna kill it?"\\
'''Bert''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Guys, we did it]].
** When they find and catch a Magnemite, the description says it "emits strong [[RougeAnglesOfSatin currency]]", causing Bert to come up with a plan:
---> '''Bert''': We just capture Magnemites all day, and it emits currency, and you win!
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[[folder:Crash Bandicoot]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbIbCw24PIg Episode 1]]'': Dezz shares an anecdote about how he thought the Aku Aku masks were enemies as a kid.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaiy2EEzZoA Episode 8]]'':
--> [Dezz reaches the goal, which is surrounded by boxes.]\\
'''Bert''': Milk them! Milk them all!\\
'''Dezz''': I will milk you for your sweet nectar, boxes!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reGqqqfdGmI The Lost Episode]]'': Mysh starts off the level and immediately dies. Funny enough on its own, but [[spoiler:not only does that happen to be his last life, but it turns out they never saved after the previous episode, forcing them to redo all of their work]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EOim4UU4AQ Episode 9]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': [[BuffySpeak They're, like, things that do things]].\\
[Crash dies, shouting his signature "WOAH!"]\\
'''Dezz and Mysh''': WOAH!\\
'''Dubz''': Crash was really interested in what Mysh said! Mysh is like, "There are things that do things." "WOAH! I can't even ''hold'' all this woah!"
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86zySSrPGug Episode 11]]'', Mysh makes a spectacular maneuver around the 16:09 mark that gets everyone's hearts pounding.
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2iZK6rikQ Episode 12]]'', Dezz shows off his "Bat Summoning Dance" (which is just him rapidly tapping the movement keys).
--> [Dezz dies right after getting a checkpoint, leaving him with only one life left]\\
'''Dezz''': That means I have to do the rest of this perfectly.\\
'''Bert''': You've got this.\\
'''Dezz''': I did this once before, but that one was a- [[[KilledMidSentence immediately dies]]]
** There's also the part near the 22:30 mark where Crash cheats death by not getting crushed:
---> '''Dezz''': [Turns Crash to face the camera] "Hello everyone. I shouldn't be alive today."
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65loanfGCM Finale Part 1]]'': Juan makes it past an electricity trap, which Bert states he didn't even notice. Juan moves back to show Bert the trap, only to be electrocuted by it.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hNkeIKJSEY Stormy Ascent]]'': Either go to the 11:00 mark or watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_vR18xIDU this video]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Terraria]]
* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AKeqWFJdTc PVP Part 2]]'', Bert tries to go for what he thinks is a diamond[[note]]it's actually a sapphire[[/note]], and he ends up almost getting killed by a ''red slime'' due to the lag.
* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Ws2qudVnc PVP Part 3]]'', the team spends most of the episode just mining and trying to find a way back up, completely disregarding the fact that there is supposed to be a ''deathmatch'' going on above them:
--> '''Dezz''': I don't even think they remember that we're in the game.\\
'''Dubz''': "Good game, bye y'all!" People are getting, like, slowly wiped out, and we're just like, "RACE FOR THE SURFACE!"\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': Guys, we're gonna get to the surface, and all the [=NPC=]s are gonna be gone.\\
'''Bert''': We're gonna get to the surface, [[SleptThroughTheApocalypse and we're gonna be the only ones left]]!
** Later, Dubz starts getting rather careless with throwing glowsticks.
* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocJF2qmZXM PVP Part 4]]'', the team's plan to return to the surface goes horribly wrong. Everyone is reduced to laughter within seven minutes.
* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPi-oshcpbY CTG Part 1]]'', Bert, Juan and Jack start off very poorly, leading them to think about how much better the other team is doing:
--> '''Bert''': I can't wait to watch [[=OdysseyGamez=]'s] side of the video and just see what items they were blessed with.\\
'''Jack''': It will just be like a montage of "''Oh my God, like, gold! Oh look! Oh my God!''"\\
'''Bert''': "There's just so much gold ore on the surface that I don't even have to mine! It's just in ore form already!"\\
'''Jack''': "It's just flying at me!"\\
'''Bert''': "I can't hold all this gold!"\\
'''Juan''': "There's reverends just giving us stuff!"\\
'''Bert''': "I'm just smelting it into walls and throwing it in my trash 'cause I have nothing else to do!"\\
'''Juan''': They're gonna watch our video and be like "What the heck are they doing?"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qjzj9a0hAo CTG Part 4]]'':
--> [Bert hears someone trying to use a star repeatedly]\\
'''Bert''': I hear mana crystals being used.\\
'''Jack''': Yeah, what the hell?\\
'''Juan''': Mana crystals?\\
'''Bert''': Or whatever that is. What is that!?\\
'''Jack''': ''How many are they using!?''\\
'''Bert''': It's piercing my eardrums!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, does Dubz have a grenade?
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e24ShCdTcmw Terraria PVP Highlights]]'': Corrupters are attacking you. What do you do? Start rapidly digging down and don't stop until you reach the core, of course.
--> '''Mysh''': On a scale from 1 to [[AbstractScale Interrodeckodar]]...\\
...\\
'''Mysh''': Okay, this [cave] is gonna be our home base. Is that what we've decided? Alright, we'll make this presentable and then start making actual-\\
'''Bert''': [[SarcasmMode We'll make this presentable]]. We'll dust off the shelves, and...\\
'''Mysh''': [[RunningGag On a scale from 1 to Eat A Thousand Dicks]]...
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKq89FTWsPA CTG Highlights with Kippesoep and Con]]'': Bert insists that everyone end their sentences with "over":
--> '''Bert''': [[SpongebobSquarepants I can't- over- understand- over- your accent- over]].
** Bert accidentally awards Kipp the title of "Dubz Died".
** The four end up winning the game, so the other team [[spoiler:spawns a bunch of Twins]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Dead Space]]
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Slsx9COQxQ Chapter 1]]'', Bert finds an ingame ad saying "There's Always Peng!", which causes Mysh to come up with a scenario to use that phrase in:
--> '''Mysh''': You're in high school. There's a prom date. Peng asks you if you want to go to Turnabout, and you say "No, sorry, I'm going with Jenny." The day of the dance, Jenny calls and says "I have violent stomach flu," and your best friend turns to you and says "Well, there's always Peng!"
** Then in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcInpSlwMm0 Chapter 2]]'', they find writing on a bathroom stall saying "I give great Peng." Their response:
---> '''Mysh''': Dude, we need to find Peng. We need to rescue Peng.\\
'''Dubz''': No, what we need to do is figure out what sexual act Peng is. Someone wrote if someone was up for Peng ''in the bathroom''.\\
'''Mysh''': It's like you're talking to your lady like, "Hey, how about we, uh, you know... PENG tonight?"\\
'''Dubz''': "You want a man who can Peng well."\\
'''Mysh''': "I want to explore. How about we, uh, try Peng."\\
'''Dubz''': "We'll Peng tonight."\\
'''Mysh''': "Honey, we've tried everything else." "Well, there's always Peng!"
** Then in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJS3wCFnNc Chapter 6 Part 1]]'', they find another ad saying "Everyone Wants Peng."
** Finally, in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcTAz5GpCsY Chapter 11 Part 2]]'', they manage to find the Peng Treasure (which Dubz and Mysh [[{{Mondegreen}} mishear]] as [[AwesomeMcCoolname Peng Trevor]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmO3Ss06WZ0 Chapter 3]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': [quietly] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Dubz Space.\\
'''Bert''': [looking at an ad] [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny SUN!]]\\
'''Dubz''': [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny SUN!]]\\
'''Mysh''': Sun Cola!\\
[They step out]\\
'''Hammond''': We got two problems-\\
'''Bert''': Of course. Instantly.\\
'''Dubz''': "We have two problems, alright? Two, exactly."\\
'''Mysh''': One step out of the hatch and we're already being given plot points.\\
'''Dubz''': "Number one, [[Creator/SamuelLJackson I'm sick and tired of these]] [[SnakesOnAPlane motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane]]. Number two, [[Film/PulpFiction did he look like a bitch]]?"\\
'''Bert''': I think the main problem is we didn't even hear what the first two problems were.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_b3IJ0aRIE Chapter 4 Part 1]]'': While playing the chapter, [[InterfaceScrew a fly keeps flying on their screen]].
** At one point, they find a literal WallOfText and decide to try to read it:
---> '''Mysh''': Remember what we said about [[HundredPercentCompletion a hundred percent]]? Gotta read.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoIsEK32Xdo Chapter 4 Part 2]]'': During Chapter 4 (Obliteration Imminent), Dubz accidentally saves in a different save slot:
--> '''Bert''': Wha- What did you do?\\
'''Mysh''': Our obliteration is that much more imminent.\\
'''Bert''': Now there's always going to be an obliteration imminent, just so we know!
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUQXRDMicWU Chapter 10 Part 3]]'', Dubz finds a lady who is about to shoot herself in the head. Dubz decides to help her by [[spoiler:[[BoomHeadshot shooting her in the head]] himself]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19tDanDZDEo Finally Part 2]]'':
--> [During a cutscene, Isaac pounds his fist on a locked door and grunts. The door opens.]\\
'''Dubz''': "URGHH!"\\
'''Mysh''': It's like, "Okay, fine."\\
'''Bert''': See, why couldn't we do that? "Locked doors? URGHH!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Criswelvania]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dl4RTtTGQU Chapter 1 Part 1]]'': Bert poisons himself with zombie flesh, so Dubz starts pelting snowballs at him. When he runs out, he switches to eggs and ends up spawning a chicken.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwGFlV_nQm8 Chapter 2 Part 1]]'':
--> '''Bert''': He took off the painting! What an asshole!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzYx0v0zTrI Chapter 2 Part 2]]'' starts off with a flying spider.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xADL9nvNxLE Chapter 2 Part 3]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Alright, take this. It'll serve you well.\\
'''Bert''': I'm sure it will.\\
[Bert misses the item.]\\
'''Dubz''': But you didn't take it.\\
'''Bert''': I was so sure!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyVJd-0Tkg8 Chapter 3]]'': Bert and Dubz fall for a booby trap near the 4:15 mark:
--> '''Bert''': All I heard was frantic door opening and closing, and then I was dead.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': How old is this milk!? This is rancid!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W38SjKu440 Chapter 4]]'': Bert's cat gets in the way multiple times while he tries to play:
--> '''Bert''': Cat, we're fighting Dracula! Go away!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgtOE9XFb8Q Chapter 5]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Oh, I found an easy way downstairs! You just have to [[StartXToStopX go upstairs to go downstairs]]."\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Well, my shit fell exactly on top of your shit, so now there's just a pile of shit.\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks I just threw my bow at you]]. What now, vile fiend?\\
...\\
'''Bert''': [[InsaneTrollLogic I have a compass, and it's pointing at you, so you're clearly Dracula]]!
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Alien Swarm]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WEwwPzrDDo Mission 3]]'':
--> '''Juan''': Okay, Bert, I hope you're ready to get that thing set up 'cause there's gonna be a giant butt sucker.\\
'''Bert''': A giant butt sucker.\\
'''Juan''': Oh, there he is!\\
'''Dubz''': HE WASN'T LYING!\\
'''Juan''': Ah, nope. Old Rusty never lies! You gotta hit him in the butt! That's why he's called a butt sucker!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3jwz59fdrc Mission 5]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Look, worms! Hello friends! AH THEY'RE ATTACKING ME!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvJwHZJWYL0 Mission 6]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': See, now, if I was here, things- well...\\
'''Juan''': Things would seem a little more [[NeverLiveItDown Friendly]] [[RunningGag Fire]]-ish.\\
'''Dubz''': But you know what? The important thing is, the word "friendly" was used.\\
'''Bert''': It was ''friendly'' fire, it wasn't-\\
'''Juan''': At least we're being shot by a friend.
** YouTube user owlstrategies offers an explanation for what is happening in the game:
---> '''owlstrategies''': None of these aliens really exist. [[AllJustADream This all takes place in Ol' Rusty's dreams]], the dreams of an [[ShellShockedVeteran exhausted old 'Nam veteran]], who sees twisted fragments of the war in his mind every night in his sleep. Except that the enemies are now clawed, more vicious and spew toxic explosive bombs, and Ol' Rusty's two comrades and longtime favorite friends, Bert 'n Dubs, are still with him in the battlefield[[note]]Bert was tragically killed by Dubs's friendly fire in combat. Dubs got lost[[/note]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Crash Bandicoot 2]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMUryWbkFo Episode 1]]'': When Mysh chooses the level Snow Go, he has trouble ''entering it'':
--> '''Bert''': Mysh can't even enter the level. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck What horrors await inside?]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFYq0jvi3E Episode 2]]'': The entire "trailer" for [[RunningGag Mysh Mad]]:
--> '''Dezz''': "''Mysh, you need to save that orphanarium!''" "I CAN'T. I'M TOO MAD."
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ScuOZvXAk Episode 3]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Don't worry, guys, we got 18 lives.\\
'''Bert''': "I will destroy all of them!"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHT9pM8zBE&feature=g-all Episode 5]]'': At one point in the video, Dezz reaches some boxes and tries multiple times to break them without success. The added "Spin Attempts" counter shows that he tried '''[[EpicFail 23 times]]'''.
** Bert takes offense at the idea of leaving the level after getting the red gem:
---> '''Dezz''': Bert, we got the red gem. Just go home.\\
'''[[TheDeterminator Bert]]''': ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor What do you mean, "Just go home!?"]]''
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUPY_74RiLs Episode 6]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Juan's gonna get fucked on this right here.\\
[Juan makes the jump and finds a silver gem]\\
'''Juan''': Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my ''silver gem!''\\
'''Dezz''': ''Oh my god!''\\
'''Juan''': This is my third one, just so you know. Every time I've played I've gotten a silver gem. You need to do me a favor and-\\
'''Bert''': Don't you have any colored gems? You just have desaturated pieces of shit!\\
'''Juan''': You're just mad because I'm just worth so much!\\
'''Bert''': I have two grays, three pinks, AND a red! Red's the color of your ''fucking blood!''
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZxov5q4HXs Episode 7 Part 1]]'': Bert suggests that the boxes don't matter. [[FelonyMisdemeanor This is not taken well by the others]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tKYVzW0iA The Lost Episode Part 1]]'': The first two and a half minutes manage to be hilarious even without video. Dezz accidentally lists Dubz in the lineup instead of Juan, Juan gets upset and leaves, Mysh presumably starts draining lives faster than ever before, [[LaughThemselvesSick Dezz starts laughing too hard to function]], and Mysh accidentally quits the game after getting a record time game over.
** The rest of the video is also funny as well.
---> '''Mysh''': Can you explain how I'm [[ItMakesSenseInContext drowning in concrete]]?\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Please, warp room and just- Unbearable. It is more bearable than this despite the name.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mm5Uqdu08 Episode 8]]'' starts off with a long sustained "OHHHHHHH" from Mysh, which Dezz harmonizes with.
--> '''Juan''': Now I gotta go get my burnt hashbrowns.\\
'''Bert''': Those hashbrowns have been in the oven for quite some time, viewers. He was making those LAST episode.
** After Juan briefly leaves, [[TheCameo Dubz]] comes in out of nowhere and decides to join in on the commentary briefly.
** At one point, they have to run through a gauntlet of hazards to get to a bonus gem. When Bert finally makes it through, [[spoiler:he falls right before the platform with the gem, but lands on a piece of ground that he can't see which prevents him from falling and dying but leaves him unable to make it back up]].
---> '''Juan''': This is why [=DC=] can never have nice things.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Present Bert is making editing on Future Bert during this bonus level quite easy!\\
'''Caption''': Thanks Past Bert!\\
...\\
'''Juan''': You had so much time, [[ChekhovsGag I made ANOTHER batch of hashbrowns]], dude.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycAUmeZMgvY Episode 9]]'': They accomplish the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord splitbahgaber]] indicative of Advanced Crashanomics.
--> '''Juan''': If you're not doin' it right, what are you doin'?\\
'''Dezz''': [Doin'] it left.\\
'''Juan''': I suppose you're right.
** Before the end of the level, Juan mentions how disappointed he will be if the box counter reads 56/57 boxes collected. Instead, [[spoiler:it reads 56/58]].
---> '''Juan''': [pauses the game while Crash is looking down] Look at that. My face right there. See Crash's face right there? That's my face.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgl_3K4A3Xs Episode 10 Part 1]]'': In order to get to the boss, Mysh has to ride a platform up. He has to do this three times due to him losing all his lives. All three times, he accidentally takes the lift down:
--> '''Bert''': Crash - It's Hard.
** Then, there's Bert's yelp at the 8:28 mark.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7ip34iK7c Episode 11]]'':
--> '''Bert''': It requires you to be a level 10 planter, better than [[CallBack Farmer Jim]].
** Mysh ascends beyond [[RunningGag mad]]. He's furious.
---> '''Mysh''': I can point out all the reasons this game is bad.\\
'''Bert''': But you forgot to point out the main reason.\\
'''Mysh''': Why?\\
'''Bert''': [[TheChewToy You played it.]]
** [[SouljaBoy Soulja Boy's]] favorite console: the [[WiiU Wii YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU]].
** The perfectly harmonized "Yaaaaaaaay" after faceplanting on some boxes.
** Bert takes a look at Juan's phone and sees just how many different alarms he has:
---> '''Juan''': Is that my alarm again?\\
'''Bert''': Yeah. I thought I turned them off, but you had a thousand, so I missed a few.\\
'''Juan''': I like to make sure I'm up for work!
** And the RunningGag about Juan having to complete the level quickly [[RealLifeWritesThePlot so he isn't late for work]]:
---> '''Dezz''': Uh, if anyone from Juan's work is watching, [[BlatantLies this is how we jumpstart his car]].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xad8JfioG00 Episode 13]]'':
--> [The game freezes up.]\\
'''Bert''': Oh my God, what just happened?\\
[Mysh cracks up.]\\
'''Juan''': You froze it.\\
'''Bert''': Juan-\\
'''Juan''': You fucking bastard.\\
'''Bert''': This level-\\
'''Juan''': You killed it.\\
'''Bert''': Hopefully that's ''[[TemptingFate not]]'' {{Foreshadowing}}.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elDyxsHngUQ Episode 14]]'':
--> [They come across a large amount of boxes.]\\
'''Bert''': Oh my-\\
'''Juan''': Get them. Get all of the boxes.\\
'''Bert''': It's clean.\\
[Dezz accidentally reveals a [=TNT=] box. Everyone cracks up.]\\
'''Bert''': Just like those hookers in Singapore, man. Just when you think they're clean...\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Oh, it even tells you. Look, there's an apple like, "This one's a [=TNT=]. [[SchmuckBait Come belly-flop me]]!"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlnGMdFrAo Episode 15]]'':
--> '''Dezz''': Juan, there is [[RunningGag dick potential]] for this level.\\
'''Juan''': There is dick potential for this level.\\
[The game locks up.]\\
'''Juan''': There's also freeze potential for this level.\\
'''Dezz''': The potential was too great!\\
...\\
'''Mysh''': I can imagine, like, right before this, it's like "Oh my gosh, Crash is coming! Quick! Everyone, light your sparklers!"\\
'''Bert''': "Sparklers! Hey, Crash, we missed you! Yeah! Wooo-AAAUUUGGGHHHH!"
** When Juan starts speeding through the level at one point, Mysh decides to make a reference to Film/{{Speed}}.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_lPfeRj8s Episode 16]]'':
--> [The game locks up while Crash blinks.]\\
'''Juan''': So, uh, Bert, what are you doing right now?\\
'''Bert''': I'm...\\
'''Dezz''': Freezing.\\
'''Bert''': Closing my eyes. Sometimes I just like to take a nap before I go.
** Dezz brings up the awesomeness of the name "Bert Casual":
---> '''Mysh''': "This Sunday at the Civic Center! Bert Casual coming to you!"\\
...\\
'''Dezz''': "WEAR YOUR casual CLOTHES! AND GET IN FOR casual AMOUNTS OF MONEY!"\\
'''Juan''': "You can even bring other countries' money! Euros? We got it! Pesos? You name it!"
** They then start going over the different nicknames they have given Bert:
---> '''Mysh''': How many different versions of Bert are there? There's Paranoid Bert, there's Regular Bert...\\
'''Dezz''': Paranoid ''Casual'' Bert.\\
'''Bert''': Scumbag Bert.\\
'''Mysh''': There's [=SlenderBert=].\\
'''Bert''': [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Scumbag Casual Bert]].\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Guys, I'm actually kind of scared right now.\\
'''Juan''': You should be. You're on Series/ScareTactics.\\
'''Mysh''': "This week on Scare Tactics: Casual Bert!"\\
'''Dezz''': "Casual Sewer Table Bert!"\\
...\\
'''Juan''': Let me get this straight, did you say "Casual Mysh Per-Sewer Bert Table?"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHqbThvB1Us Episode 18]]'':
--> '''Bert''': What's it like not being flawless? Oh wait, what's it like ''being'' flawless?\\
'''Dezz''': I don't know. I'm not in that club.\\
'''Bert''': Wait, I did have it right the first time. Shit.
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp_eNhkz_Gw Episode 19]]'', Mysh becomes perplexed by Bert's skills:
--> '''Mysh''': What kind of magic? Like, how are you controlling it?\\
'''Bert''': 'Cause I actually have hand-eye coordination.\\
'''Juan''': "[[RunningGag Well, ya see, the defender]]-"\\
'''Bert''': Mysh is, like, looking at my controller, like, "Did he change the controls?"
** Bert plows through Rock It, only to have some trouble getting the crystal.
** The entirety of Mysh playing through Night Fight, from Mysh's mistakes to the rest of the group's increasingly over the top reactions to them.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eah5PAcVpA Episode 20]]'': Dezz has to get through the level in a short amount of time in order to get a gem. The gem is in sight with only a few seconds left... and [[spoiler:the game [[RunningGag locks up]] right before Dezz nabs the gem]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hriLV27sgM Episode 21]]'': Juan makes a bet with Bert that if he finishes the level in three tries, Bert will make him a pair of moccasins:
--> '''Bert''': I don't know how to craft those.\\
'''Juan''': Learn.\\
'''Dezz''': Learn. In a Batman-esque quest across the world.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVkpLXWWxg Bonus Episode]]'': Bert tries to quit to the warp room [[EpicFail from the warp room]], costing them all their progress.
--> [[FreezeFrameBonus This demo is an analogy of this Let's Play]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ferazel's Wand]]
* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzILvMsQ90s Episode 5]]'', Mysh kicks off a "[[http://youtu.be/YzILvMsQ90s?t=15m51s Courage the Cowardly Dog reference]]":
--> '''Mysh''': If he was dead, wha- wh- why would we have to go do anything?\\
'''Dubz''': Umm... Oh are we doing this for him?\\
'''Mysh''': Uhh partially. But we also just- there's a lot of weird stuff happening- in nowhere, and it's up to Courage-\\
'''Together''': ''To save his new home!''
* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-bc5Vcn1s Episode 7]]'', Dubz and Mysh comment on an odd picture of Ferazel warming his hands over a fire as a raven watches:
--> '''Dubz''': Dude, that crow is like, "Ferazel... NEVERMORE!"\\
'''Mysh''': And Ferazel's like, "''Am I kawaii? Uguu?''"\\
'''Dubz''': "''Uguu? Desu des- AGGHHH MY FINGERS!''"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtq20xYTIA Episode 17]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': That's a really bad gate, by the way. Look at it, it's ''sand''. [[MyopicArchitecture Hit it with a water balloon and it tips over]]!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Crash Bandicoot 3]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJutsv9rbZs Episode 4]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Dude, it's N. Gin! He's resorted to a gas station manager.\\
'''Juan''': Manager, or owner?\\
'''Dezz''': "Crash, help me gather the gems so I can use them for oil!"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYXp3ZDGRI4 Episode 7]]'': Bert's reaction upon starting the secret level is hilarious.
--> '''Dezz''': What is forcing these bombs to move such as this?\\
'''Bert''': Them currents, man.\\
'''Mysh''': [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Midichlorians]].\\
...\\
'''Bert''': I think the bonus still counts.\\
'''Dezz''': Yeah, it counts. You don't redo bonuses.\\
'''Bert''': "You don't redo do bonuses once you've beaten them. ''God''. Have you even ''played'' the first two Crash games?"\\
'''Mysh''': "This game is exactly like them, except it's ''not''."\\
'''Bert''': "My name's Mysh, and I hate-"\\
'''Mysh''': SHUT UP BERT! I'M AGREEING WITH YOU!\\
[Mysh dies.]\\
'''Bert''': ''Mysh!''\\
'''Mysh''': That was to spite you.\\
'''Bert''': Tell that to your death count.\\
'''Mysh''': "My name's Bert, but I'm actually saying my name's Caleb Myszka so I can say that I don't like this music, and somehow doing this makes him sound like a bad person, [[OverlyLongGag this is the lowest form of argumentation, because I'm not even insulting him directly]], [[HypocriticalHumor I'm just talking in a low voice]] that is- [[[{{Corpsing}} cracks up]]]- supposed to be the noise of a soundly unintelligent person."\\
...\\
'''Dezz''': It's so hot in here!\\
'''Mysh''': It is very hot in here.\\
'''Dezz''': It's like I'm sweating on my sweat.\\
'''Juan''': Dude, you have a sweatshirt on. Don't even complain right now.\\
'''Mysh''': Okay, okay, Dezz started it! I was simply agreeing with him. No matter what I do I-\\
'''Bert''': Let's talk about the [[IronicEcho lowest form of argumentation]]. "Dezz started it!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Fallout 3]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHh3jmKm7Tk Episode 4]]'': Dubz points out in the beginning that his character jumping on a car makes less sound than a cone or a bottle hitting a car.
** After they start battling packs of wild dogs, they find one dog that starts [[GoodBadBugs flying into the air]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Earthbound]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1An2paxkbs Episode 4]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Gimme money! I'm gonna mug this dog.\\
'''Dubz''': I don't think the dog will give you money. "I'm gonna mug this dog! Gimme everything you've got!" "''ARRR!''" "I SAID EVERYTHING!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Pokemon Chinese Emerald]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FGAah_pl3k Episode 1]]'':
--> [They examine the map on the wall.]\\
'''Dubz''': "Kurdz, you are able to see the map."\\
'''Dezz''': Who is telling you that?\\
'''Dubz''': The map!\\
'''Dezz''': There's a sticky note from your mom. "Don't forget, you are able to see the map!"\\
'''Dubz''': "By the way, remember to use your eyes."
** They find that Tianyuan Town is prided as "[[UnfortunateImplications a colorless city]]."
** They get into a battle and find that Pound is called "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin fihgt]]" and Tackle is called "Bump."
** When they save, they find that they have apparently acquired 9 badges in the first 15 minutes.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jml4qClvXgY Episode 2]]'': They find that the Pokedex is now called the Mon Map:
--> '''Dubz''': "This Map will automatically add new [=MONs=] into-" oh, this is the Pokedex?
** Dezz describes their character as a hexagon with a head.
** They catch a Seedot and decide on the name Pie... so Dezz names it 3.141.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLeGwWGxwiU Episode 3]]'': They get into a fight with a Poochyena that keeps using "Call" while their Poochyena keeps using "Bump." They interpret this as the other Poochyena smack talking their Pokemon while repeatedly being punched in the face.
** At one point, the interface glitches up, showing that their Pokemon has reached level 41.
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Muffy the Vampire Bumper]]
** They read [=PSNfrt=] fruit as "Poison Fart Fruit."
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC9_5-i7Luw Episode 4]]'': '''ZOOO!!!!'''
** They find out that Zigzagoon is called Needle Rat.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raeRXbeURsM Episode 5]]'':
--> '''Dubz:''' "Throw MON balls to make them toxic, burn or sleeping."\\
'''Dezz:''' What? That's what we're doing to them?
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0otuBnAZvU Episode 7]]'': Mysh comments on the nature of trainer battles:
--> '''Mysh:''' Random people can challenge me to fights, why can't I challenge random people to fights?
** They get an item called Teacher, resulting in the text "Kurdz put Teacher into bag!"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX5Hzj-nJTQ Episode 8]]'': They fight a Hiker who is named [[MemeticMutation Dolan]].
** After learning that Nosepass is called [=LXmon=], they declare him to be the second coming of [[CallBack Lex]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EO2niPl-hk Episode 9]]'': The entire gag of Dezz learning about the concept of killing yourself:
--> '''Dezz:''' Can I put that on my resume? Can I just put, like, "Killed Self in 1980?" You would like me at the cadaver museum.\\
'''Dubz:''' I'm just realizing, going in for an interview, and they're like, "Uh, it says here you killed yourself in 1980," and you're like, "Yes I did."\\
'''Bert:''' "But you're only 18!"\\
'''Dubz:''' "I know."\\
'''Minimoose:''' "Also, you're not dead."\\
'''Dubz:''' "Yes, that is true."
** They find out that the Devon Goods are called [[AccidentalInnuendo TBaggage]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDd6VfEePlU Episode 10]]'':
--> '''Dubz:''' "rocks if we use the skill of [=MONs=], can we break?"\\
'''Dezz:''' It sounds like a bad Bob the Builder episode.
** They find that the Pokenav is now called the Main Menu.
** The Condition screen features an error that makes Dezz "actively upset."
** The Pokedex name on the main menu changes from Map to DEX... and then back to Map again.
---> '''Mysh:''' Look, it's called Map again. What the fuck is this game.
** After they catch a Marill, they name it after Dubz, who makes a comment that causes everyone to crack up.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze7lX_xYAH4 Episode 11]]'': Dubz has trouble pronouncing "human," yet manages to read "harmoniously" correctly.
** They find out about [=F4=] being in vogue:
---> '''Dubz:''' "There is a close relationship between [=F4=] and [=F5=], isn't it?"\\
'''Mysh:''' Yeah, about half an inch.
*** This causes Dezz to reminisce about an art film he saw during a film class:
----> '''Dezz:''' The guy just cut a goat's eyeball! There's no [=F4=] in this!
** Then, they start making puns centered around the term MON:
---> '''Dezz:''' You're a [=MONster=]!\\
'''Mysh:''' ...[[CallBack coach]].
** After going to the top floor of the Pokecenter, Mysh comes up with a theory:
---> '''Mysh:''' Yo, you think it's all about Team [Aqua] and Team Magma? It's actually about the secret groups of [=F4=] and Hellow.\\
'''Dubz:''' And Vogue.\\
'''Mysh:''' Yeah, [=F4=] wants to cover the world in Vogueing, and the Hellow people want to [[ItMakesSenseInContext cover the world in flowers]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Livestreams]]
* The [[http://www.ustream.tv/channel/pokemon-green-version Pokemon]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYmstb0HHi4 Green]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-6tVMtUwds livestream]] had many funny moments.
--> '''Bert''': "Has a green skin and exuviates several times and then ''vomits out silk'' to build a cocoon before becoming an adult."\\
'''Dezz''': "Son, the path to adulthood is through this."
** When they catch a Pikachu, they name it Zeus, which Dezz almost misspells.
** They find that Brock is given [[IHaveManyNames multiple names]].
** Much of the fanart is funny, such as [[http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/312255_266593466715423_107164213_n.jpg Ekans the chain smoker]]
** [[http://i.imgur.com/nMvne.jpg Slenderskirt]]
---> '''Bert''': "Hey! [[AccidentalInnuendo Have you touched me]]?"\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Guys, Squirt's forbidden.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Is it finished?" Yes, the touching is finished.
** "[[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13408710/highlight/166115 I'm a fan of Dubz because I don't want him to kill himself!]]"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUca9Z9W9Mw Paperboy 2 Part 1]]'': Much of the humor comes from Bert ranting about the insane neighborhood of the game.
--> [Dezz narrowly misses a truck.]\\
'''Dubz''': [[RunningGag Lex]] has [[SubvertedTrope finally failed]]!\\
[Dezz is killed by monster truck.]\\
'''Dezz''': Who does that!?\\
'''Dubz''': [[DoubleSubversion Lex]]. [[DiabolusExMachina He upgraded]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-0dVMYUfos Their]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjzWGt0oKcc livestream]] of the Carmageddon mod for ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'' is full of hilarious moments due to the fact that all of the cars in the game have gone haywire. What makes it funnier, however, is that there were people saying May 21 2011 (which happened to be the date the livestream took place on) ''was supposed to be the rapture''.
--> '''Bert''': "Get out the way! The rapture is here!"\\
'''Dezz''': This guy knows it!\\
'''Dubz''': That guy's just doing random pushups in the middle of the road.\\
[They come across a car stuck in an odd place.]\\
'''Bert''': What happened here?\\
'''Dezz''': "This is my, uh, ornamental car."\\
'''Bert''': There's a guy in it.\\
'''Dezz''': "Hey, man, why ain't I going anywhere?"\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': Can you become invisible?\\
'''Bert''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, I can just become invisible]]. What would that do? It's not like the cars are after me, it's they're flying around in random directions.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt_TcrZUOeM Bert and Dubz Play: Sanatorium]]'': They witness Slenderman ''sliding across the ground'':
--> '''Bert''': He's like, "You didn't see me? Here- *SHING!* There you go!"
* ''[[http://www.twitch.tv/deliciouscinnamon/b/331576436 Bert Dies From Fan Art]]'': Bert experiences [[LaughThemselvesSick unbearable stomach pain from laughing]] at [[http://i.imgur.com/B9wLY.png this picture]].
--> [Bert gets up and leaves.]\\
'''Dubz''': ''But you're my teammate!'' I can't do ''shit'' without you! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA "Somewhere, deep down in my heart, I still love you!"]]\\
'''Bert''': It hurts so bad, dude, oh my god!\\
'''Dubz''': "WAAAAAAHH"\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': "...[[OverlyLongGag Somewhere, deep down in my heart]]..."\\
'''Bert''': [from another room] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Look at this! Look at this! Look at this! [turns to the camera] LOOK AT THIS!\\
'''Dubz''': [[SpongebobSquarepants Look at it! Look at it! It's ugly!]]\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': NO WAY! YOU WERE IN THE LEAD THE ENTIRE TIME! YOU SLACKER! This is what you get!\\
'''Bert''': ''I'm wounded!''
* [[http://www.twitch.tv/deliciouscinnamon/b/331581217 "Stars - Packed to Go. Watch Bert get it because he always gets the free star."]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgwKJa4-_Ow FTL]]'':
--> '''Bert''': I'm the captain of this ship, the S.S.- or, actually it's the [[CallBack Draught Train]] now. Sorry, I got recommissioned from the S.S. Rustle. I'm new here.\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Aw, we could've bought a slave.\\
'''Dubz''': Aw. If only we had more scrap.\\
'''Bert''': We'll attack them, then. Maybe they'll give us one.\\
'''Dubz''': [laughing] You just- "We'll attack them, then."\\
'''Bert''': Yeah.\\
'''Dubz''': "That seems right."\\
'''Bert''': That's what chat would've done, right chat?\\
...\\
'''Bert''': We took a hit, Captain!\\
'''Dubz''': You're the captain. You just talked to yourself. "Captain's going mad! Eat him!"\\
'''Bert''': That's the first thing Rynhart thinks, just "Captain's going mad! We gotta eat him!"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czGwG38p8bk Super Amazing Wagon Adventure]]'': The game provides many funny and random moments, most notably the unicorn ambush and Adam's mushroom hallucination.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH1NcsylG9c Real Life For Morons]]'': Bert plays as a [[CrossPlayer teenage girl]] and tries to take a job at a strip club. He ends up being [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext attacked with a rocket launcher]] during one shift.
--> '''Bert''': "How do I die and pick a new character?" "You just go to the doctor's office and have a heart attack!"\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': I can help implant embryos!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Mysh is [[SkewedPriorities serving beer at a bar during a riot]] and there's just a hundred people at the counter punching Mysh.
** Dubz accidentally suicide bombs a church with a NASA satellite controller he bought at a garage sale.
---> '''Dubz''': I just killed myself. And Daniel.\\
'''Bert''': ''This is a holy place!''\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Why would you satellite a church? Dubz!\\
'''Dubz''': I didn't know the satellite would cause an airstrike.\\
'''Dezz''': Dubz died on my wedding.
** During the last ten minutes of the video, Bert finds an epic dance party and decides to get wasted.
---> '''Bert''': Dude, this dance party's too intense! [[InsistentTerminology I'm getting tired, and it's starting to affect my health]]!\\
...\\
'''Mysh''': Scumbag Bert - doesn't even notice until after-\\
'''Bert''': I'M WASTED!
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7chTUUqYo Mario Party 2]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Look at Anigorn trying to spell my name.\\
'''Sam''': He's closer than most people have gotten.\\
'''Mysh''': Oh wait, he actually got it right.\\
'''Sam''': That's a ''lot'' closer than most people have gotten, then. "Look at him try- oh."\\
'''Bert''': "Look at Anigorn trying to spell my name! Oh, he got it right."
** Mysh constantly spams Peach's "YEAH!" taunt, both annoying everyone and leading them to think [[FreudWasRight interesting thoughts]] when Peach and Yoshi share the same space.
** Later on in the game, they start repeatedly calling in the Duel/Battle Minigame Goomba:
---> '''Bert''': This guy's like, "You motherfuckers!"
** The Mecha-Marathon game is also hilarious:
---> '''Bert''': You're all fucking trash. Every last one of you.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv5sioAG2sQ Bella Farts]]'': A segment from an older livestream where Dubz's dog farted the most smelly fart ever:
--> '''Dezz''': Dubz, I think your dog is dying! Through its butt!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyxcotFcPwY Pokemon Stadium Minigames]]'': During one game of Snore Wars, they actually get a draw:
--> '''Dezz''': What?\\
'''Bert''': ''What?''\\
[Dezz starts laughing.]\\
'''Bert''': [[BigWhat WHAT!?]]\\
'''Mysh''': "Nobody Won!"
** Mysh becomes so good at Rock Harden that the others often resort to just letting him win.
---> '''Mysh''': Suddenly, Mysh is amazing.
** Dubz seems to be the only one who is (somewhat) competent at Ekans Hoop Hurl:
---> '''Bert''': Yeah, Dubz is already at ''fucking four!''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i41nDcOpHCI Dubz and Mysh Play - Poleriders]]'': Dubz and Mysh have an absolute blast playing a VideoGame/{{QWOP}}-like game they find from a livestream suggestion, but the best laughs come in at the 16:30 mark.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULSktiyGR8w Pokemon Stadium 1 & 2 Tournament]]'':
** They take account of the various names given during Pokemon Stadium 2. Ogetip! Togetson! Pichup! Igglue!
** Bert [[TemptingFate brags that he will get a perfect round and tie with Dezz]] in Clefairy Says, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny only to end up failing miserably]]:
---> '''Juan''': Bert, I don't think that's how you do perfect.
** After Adam gets a strong lead, Bert decides to keep choosing Dig! Dig! Dig! to delay his victory:
---> '''Bert''': Stop winning and I'll stop picking them!
* Bert and Dezz's game of VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 goes fairly smooth until Mysh accidentally touches the video cord:
--> [The video becomes messed up.]\\
'''Bert''': Uh oh. Mysh-\\
'''Mysh''': I touched it with my toenail, [[CallBack and the heart attack flowed through it]]!\\
'''Bert''': Mysh: The Destroyer of All Things Good.\\
'''Dezz''': I almost had a third flute, and we could've beaten the game!
* The [[http://www.twitch.tv/deliciouscinnamon/c/2180504 Bootleg]] [[http://www.twitch.tv/deliciouscinnamon/b/393141400 Bonanza]] stream is full of hilarious moments.
** Much of the time is spent playing Bootleg Gold #1 (also called [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS-GZb1Lx3g Hong]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA3YvXmMyMA Kong]] Gold), which is full of many fun translations:
---> '''Bert''': "Pokemon will app at night." Dude, they bust out their apps!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "This is the... you need Surf." Like, what is it? I don't know!\\
'''Dezz''': "This is theeeeeeeeeeeeyou need Surf."
*** Professor Oak's speech at Mr. Pokemon's house contains much questionable dialogue.
----> '''Bert''': We got the [[ItMakesSenseInContext wish meat]]!
*** Dezz examines a tree and is astounded upon finding coffee.
*** Toys in bay define kay!
*** [[FunWithAcronyms B]][[{{Troll}} MAD]].
*** Fick that ball!
----> '''Mysh''': "Hayato [Falkner] uses [[EpicFail rock]] Poke-" No he doesn't! What a liar!
*** Mareep's Pokedex entry somehow becomes "It's name is li Mary, who had a little lamb."
*** Paras's type label in the Pokedex: [[spoiler:Mysh!]]
*** Mysh gets a call from "boss is heat," who says nothing but "BMAD."
** Even better is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3OhRIMpkQ Bootleg Gold #2]], which appears to be exactly the same as the first Pokemon Gold bootle- [[GoodBadBugs HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]]
*** The game starts out very glitched and corrupted, but the game resets itself multiple times, making the game worse each time:
----> '''Bert''': I think this is as deep as it goes.\\
[The music suddenly stops.]\\
'''Bert''': Uh oh. Just kidding, we're going deeper!
*** They finally reach a dead end when Mysh tries to use the computer and is met with an inescapable screen with an odd pattern and "KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK":
----> '''Dezz''': "It's the Klu Klu Klu Klu Klu Klu Klu Klux Klan."
*** At one point, Bert decides to see what will happen if he tries to save:
----> '''Bert''': "Windows! No."\\
'''Dezz''': Apparently Steve Jobs is with us.\\
[The game locks up.]\\
'''Bert''': ''Windows No!'' Windows, what have you done?
*** When they try to use a move in a battle, their Pokemon falls asleep and gains an infinite life bar that begins draining:
----> '''Bert''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome WE'RE SLEEPING!]]
*** The group finds that they can "paint" the world by moving around.
*** Their reaction to accidentally finding the printer screen is also priceless.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaeuiUPh0ZI Mysh & Dubz Play - CutThroat Island]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Dude, the quarry, Dubz! Are you ready?\\
'''Dubz''': I'm a Quarry Dubz now?\\
'''Bert''': Yeah.\\
'''Dubz''': I mine myself for minerals. "Oh look, bone marr- oh."
* The ''[[http://www.twitch.tv/deliciouscinnamon/b/447273933 Mario Party 2]]'' segment of the 2013 Summer Stream has multiple memorable moments:
** Bert plays Coffin Congestion and easily finds the item he wants, but doesn't get it because [[EpicFail he can't figure out how to open the coffins]].
** Bert questions the scariness of an open bottle of ketchup on the map:
---> '''Bert''': Who designed this map, and goes, "You know what we need? We need spooky. You know what's spooky?"\\
'''Dubz''': "A bottle of ketchup."\\
'''Bert''': "''Open'' bottles of ketchup ''on the floor''."
** Who wins the map? [[spoiler: No one. The cartridge is accidentally bumped with 13 turns left.]]
---> '''Dubz''': Together, we can change!\\
[[[spoiler:The game starts glitching up.]]]\\
'''Dubz''': ...Apparently we ''can't'' change.
*** Even better is when Mysh [[spoiler:tries to fix it, but ends up making it sound even ''worse'']]:
----> '''Mysh''': Look! [[spoiler:It's a wild Missingno!]]\\
[[[spoiler:The sound stops completely.]]]\\
'''Mysh''': Aw, [[AntiClimax you ruined my joke]].
** At the end, Mysh claims that Dubz somehow earned his stars through dishonest means.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Reminiscent/Cinnacast]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsBMZXLi9U8 Week 1]]'': Bert and Dezz's entire anecdote about how they met is hilarious:
--> '''Dezz''': I was like, "This is what it's like to live in the ghetto."
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4HEM1l5T7k Week 3]]'': Two thirds into the video, part of the background falls off and nearly hits Bert, causing the crew to be extra jumpy during the rest of the video.
** [[TheStinger At the end]] is an outtake of Dezz knocking the camera out of place.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTj_pLUfMLw Week 4]]'': Dezz finds himself in one of Adam's drawings:
--> '''Adam''': You went down with the ship.\\
'''Dezz''': Why did I go down with the ship?\\
'''Adam''': I don't know, you decided to be a hero or something.\\
'''Dezz''': Why am I saluting?\\
'''Adam''': I- I don't really- you weren't on the ship to begin with. I think you just said, "Hey where am I?" so I put you saluting going down with the ship.
** Bert talks about drawing himself and his friends facing their worst fears. Juan's greatest fear? [[StarWars The Sith]] take over.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Other]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78p2G-QPORo Mario Kart Double Dash Part 2]]'': Highlights include Adam accidentally blowing up everyone (including himself) less than 5 seconds after the race starts on Waluigi Stadium, and Adam being seemingly trolled by the game near the end of Bowser's Castle.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2L67_s0yJE I'm Scared]]'':
--> [They come across a table with empty chairs.]\\
'''Bert''': He wants to have dinner with you. That's what this whole thing was about.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGXD7W2YJbI Dubz and Bert Play - Octodad]]'':
--> '''Bert''': Dude, just kick the ball in there, man. C'mon, look at this kid, he's terrible! He has no idea what he's doing. He's using a Jenga block to guard the goal!\\
...\\
'''Dubz''': I'm in the fridge!\\
'''Bert''': "Looks like we're havin' octopus for dinner!"\\
...\\
'''Bert''': "Honey, I'm stuck in the door!"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHJLGvvndm4 Stream Outtakes]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Shut up and give us our money! ...No, I actually got it, though-\\
'''Bert''': Yeah, give us OUR money, you fucking thieves!\\
...\\
'''Bert''': Dubz! We're giving him away to you! He's yours! Take him, we don't want him!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wncfCdcwm_g Valentine's Day Special]]'':
--> '''Bert''': This dude has seen some shit!\\
[The ingame character starts walking with [[OffModel spazzy animation]]. Dubz cracks up.]\\
'''Dubz''': "Ah-ah-AHHHH let's go, yeah!"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egZHXRQUjK4 Bert & Dubz Play: Pokemon 3D]]'':
--> '''Bert''': "Mr. [=POKeMON=] lives near CHERRYGROVE-" Why do they always have to capitalize things?\\
'''Dubz''': '''CHERRYGROVE! POK'''-e-'''MON!'''\\
...\\
'''Bert''': That's Leer? That's Leer? Just, "Sprinkle some cinnamon on you."
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh3PpT67CAY Space Funeral]]'': Dubz provides a voice for [[HeroicMime Philip]], which basically amounts to sobbing as he walks.
** In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6L3Y2-Hd5A second episode]], they find a genie who grants Philip great power at the cost of [[spoiler:turning him into a fish]].
** In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYw0poGXl38 final episode]], they have an odd conversation with Dracula, who turns out to be [[TheStoner very fond of weed]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OddHvxWnS9g Subscribe Trailer Outtakes]]'':
--> '''Dubz''': Welcome to [=DarbleCinnamon=].\\
'''Mysh''': It's a breakfast cereal. [=DarbleCinnamon=]!\\
'''Dubz''': It's more than good. It's a breakfast cereal. [[CourageTheCowardlyDog Who lives in the middle of nowhere]]!\\
'''Bert''': With her husband, Eustace Mysh! But creepy stuff always happens in Juan's room. It's up to Bert to save his new Dubz!\\
'''Mysh''': Stupid Dubz! You make me look bad! Oogah Boogah Boogah Boogah!\\
'''Dubz''': '''AH!'''\\
'''Bert''': [[CallBack Uka Uka]] [[Franchise/CrashBandicoot Uka Uka]]!
** At one point, Bert accidentally calls Dubz "Chubz."
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agz_r2SKzXI 7Days]]'': A running gag is created out of "It's not time yet":
--> '''Bert''': It's like the opposite of "[[MemeticMutation It's happening]]." Did you just realize that? Like, we can't say "It's happening," because-\\
'''Dubz''': It's not time yet.
** Dubz manages to outsmart a creepy ghost simply by closing a gate.
---> '''Bert''': [[RunningGag Ancient books]]. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ancient books everywhere]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y43rofpntWE DC Summer Stream Announcement]]'':
--> '''Mysh''': Bert, it's my dentist. He wants me to come in for a polishing on the 17th.\\
'''Bert''': Tell him to go fuck himself. Tell your ''teeth'' to go fuck themselves. Tell your teeth to fucking clean themselves!
* Before the Summer Stream 2013, Bert, Dubz and Mysh apparently [[https://twitter.com/DeliciousCinmon/status/368816262618419201 got locked out of Bert's apartment]]. This caused a lot of jokes among people watching the stream as well as some [[http://www.deliciouscinnamon.com/fanart/uploads/2013-08-17_16-02-02_9.png fanart]].
[[/folder]]
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