* After Ryuk's presence has been acknowledged by several people:
--> '''Light:''' Ryuk, what the hell?! You said no one could see you!
--> '''Ryuk:''' Well, nobody ever talks to me, so naturally I assumed...
* Light explains how he is going to hide the Death Note:
--> '''Ryuk:''' You know, I've been sitting here for hours listen to you talk.
--> '''Light:''' Wanna know how I plan to hide the Death Note?
--> '''Ryuk:''' Uh, no?
* cue to Light going on a needlessly and implausible on how he plans to hide it*
--> '''Ryuk:(to himself in thought)''' I don't have time for this...wait, what time is it? (checks clock) 18:23 o'clock? [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Doesn't that mean Naruto is on?]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Heh heh, Believe It!]].
** And later
--> '''Ryuk:''' Oh God, is he still talking?
--> '''Light:''' ''explains further'' You get all that, Ryuk?
--> '''Ryuk:''' I'm sure whatever you just said to me will become important for later episodes.
* The TakeThat to FourKidsEntertainment:
--> '''Raye:''' We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches...
--> '''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Light]]:''' [[KickTheSonOfABitch GET ON THE TRAIN!!!]]
* The [[RunningGag running gags]] on L's [[BunnyEarsLawyer quirky habits]]:
-->'''Matsuda:''' Dude, what's your problem?
--> '''L:''' I have diabetes.
--> '''Matsuda:''' Then maybe you shouldn't use that much sugar...
--> '''L:''' Excuse me, WHICH one of us has diabetes?!
** and:
-->'''Light:''' Why are you sitting like that?
-->'''L:''' I have scoliosis.
-->'''Light:''' Ever think maybe it's because you sit like that?
-->'''L:''' [[MeddlingParents Please, don't tell me how to live my life.]]
* Light is invited to taskforce headquarters:
-->'''Matsuda:''' Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now.
* "Attention, faggot: My Mustache is telling you to shut your f*cking mouth!"
* [[BerserkButton "We're out of cake."]]
-->'''L:''' * TheScream* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
* Light admits that he "could" be Kira:
--> '''Souichiro:''' Light, for being Kira, and squandering our family's reputation, [[YouAreGrounded you' re grounded]], mister!
--> '''Light:''' I suppose it can't be helped. I don't even deserve to be called a "Yagami"...
--> '''Souichiro:''' Damn straight, you don't!
* Confinement:
--> '''Light:''' Ryuuzaki! You've got to let me out of here!
--> '''L:''' You've only been in there for twenty-five minutes.
** and:
--> '''L:''' Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys?
* When L is fed up dealing with the people around him:
--> '''L:''' *thinking* I'm surrounded by complete morons!
* Light and L are [[ChainedHeat chained]] [[ChainsOfLove together]]:
--> '''Misa:''' Wait, you ''like'' this don't you! My boyfriend is GAY!
* Ryuk's Spaceland T-shirt.
* After Light's mother asks him if he wants dinner
-->'''Sayu:''' Ooh, I know! You could take one of my potato chips...''[[MemeticMutation and eat it!]]''
-->'''Light:''' SHUT THE F*CK UP, THAT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!
* In episode 14, before and during the chain fist fight:
--> '''L:''' *sigh* Last night.
-->'''Light:''' What was that?
--> '''L:''' ''Oh, yeah. Just pretend you don't know!''
--> '''Light:''' Y-you see, this is the problem! You don't open up for me.
--> '''L:''' Everytime I ''do'' open up for you, you hurt me.
* After Light punches L across the room, we have this little gem:
--> '''Light:''' I'm sick of this emo attitude of yours! Why don't you just go cry to your parents!? OH, WAIT! ''YOU DON'T '''HAVE''' ANY PARENTS, DO YOU!?''
** It might be even funnier, if you know that in the real series, L is an orphan.
* From the Christmas Comment Special:
--> '''Watari:''' (offscreen) L! I got you all the Fruits Basket episodes on VHS, like you begged me for.
--> '''L:''' Aw, ''fuck yeah!''
--> '''Light:''' *singsong* ''Gayyyyy...''
--> '''L:''' Oh, ''I'm'' gay? Why don't you try spelling your last name backwards?
--> '''Light:''' Hmm... "Yagami". I'm... a... ga- ''(beat)'' Oh, you son of of bitch!
** And just earlier:
--> '''Light:''' Hey isn't my father supposed to be reading these with me?
--> '''L:''' Yes, but unfortunately he's in the hospital [[NotSoFakePropWeapon Matsuda found out the gun he was handling on set was real.]] [[TheDogBitesBack And decided he wasn't gonna take anymore shit from your dad.]]
--> -Cue Ambulance Driving away-
--> '''Sorichiro:''' Fucking MATSUDA!!!!
* The theater scene in Episode 8.
* Sorichiro tries to kill Light… [[DisproportionateRetribution over a chicken sandwich]].
** Instead of it being a blank, the real reason Sorichiro doesn't end up killing him is because he missed.
--> '''Sorichiro:''' What kind of cop am I? I can't even shoot my own son in the face at point-blank range.
--> '''Light:''' That's okay, dad. The important thing is that you tried.