* For some reason, the Tomorrowland festival in Belgium never seems to capture Guetta in a good light.
** 2012: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAYOf3aP8Bo Somebody accidentally hits the pause button]]. Hilarity ensues.
** 2014: [[http://gawker.com/watch-david-guettas-life-flash-before-his-eyes-as-he-tr-1613407735 What exactly is he staring at?]]

* Before heading to Ultra 2015 in Miami, Martin Garrix, Tiesto, Steve Aoki, and Dave Grutman decide to visit David at his house in Florida. However, the boat engine ends up stopping as they're preparing to dock, resulting in [[http://www.tiestoblog.com/news/tiesto-destroys-david-guettas-dock-in-miami/ this.]]

* On Instagram, David reveals that he was at the Wango Tango show signing posters for fun, but accidentally signs his name on CalvinHarris's picture as well.
** '''David (in sharpie)''': DAVID-oops....sorry
** What's even better is that Calvin gets back at David for the incident...by vandalizing Guetta's picture with a sharpie as well.