The Cracked Actor cracks us up...

* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYfnBVM8eQ8 this studio footage]] of his special concert for ''The Midnight Special'' in 1973, he suffers a WardrobeMalfunction (safe for work) and soldiers on regardless...complete with a new lyric for "Time"! (Relevant part starts around 1:45.)
* "Boys Keep Swinging", from 1979's ''Lodger'', is a cheerfully {{Camp}} song as it is, but it became three kinds of fun and funny via visualization...
** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMhFyWEMlD4&ob=av2el promo clip]], where his [[SelfBackingVocalist backup singers]] steal the show...
** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjgiOoMJGAo performance]] on ''The Kenny Everett Video Show'' that leads into a brief skit with the host's "Angry of Mayfair" character...
** The ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' performance in which a little ChromaKey magic places his head on a dancing puppet body -- more funny-surreal than funny-ha-ha, but still!
*** The best part about this performance was the fact that although the network censored out the line "Other boys check you out," Bowie managed to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slip a giant dildo]] coming out of the puppet's pants [[CensorDecoy past the radar.]]
* His really-a-ShortFilm-at-20-minutes ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvAaNcXNzI&ob=av3e Jazzin' for Blue Jean]]'' may not be as famous as Music/MichaelJackson's much-ballyhooed longer clips, but it sure is funnier. Bowie plays two roles -- one is {{Adorkable}}, one is sheer AdamWesting. Highlights include:
** Vic deciding not to wear a "Frankie Say Relax" T-shirt because "I'm not advertising Frankie until they tell us [[Main/IAmNotShazam who he is]]."
** Screamin' Lord Byron cowering in a corner after Vic literally drops in on him in his dressing room. "Pleasegoaway!"
** The ending, in which [[spoiler: Bowie breaks character to complain to the director about the girl going off with "Mr. Screamin'"; the argument gradually degenerates into Bowie complaining that he's weary, hungry, and whatnot...]].
* This crosses over with {{Narm}}, but the music video for Bowie and [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger's]] cover of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ Dancing in the Street]]" is actually funnier if you watch it with the sound off.
* From the 1999 Comic Relief telethon, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VC0H3pLZdM "Requiem for a Laughing Gnome"]].
* His ''Late Night with Creator/ConanOBrien'' appearances, mostly scrubbed from online availability, were always fun-filled. 2002 included a Bowie-style rendition of "Hickory Dickory Dock"; 2003 had him pressured into singing a pro-Conan song ("There are many talk show hosts/But he is clearly better than most") that "thankfully" ended when the G-string on Conan's guitar broke. He also revealed several "Celebrity Secrets": he lied when he said "It's great to be in Cincinnati!" at one concert, and lives in denial that, before all his reinventions, he was an overweight Korean woman. Also:
-->"You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is."
* From a 2002 Berlin show, he gives the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNCEURBYEGo Brecht/Weill standard "Alabama Song"]] just the right touch of lechery in the climactic verse as he goes hunting for that "little girl" he soooooo desperately needs...
* From the concert video ''A Reality Tour'', filmed in 2003 when he was 56, this line that follows up the performance of "Never Get Old":
--> "Oh, that's a lie, but it's only a little lie!"
* Crossing over with Live Action [=TV=], his appearance on ''Series/{{Extras}}'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv6mEv_rDdE "Little fat man who sold his soul...."]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8PVtzAH2ig This interview clip]] is called "David Bowie Gets Distracted" (by a pair of sunglasses). Turns out he has a gift for prop comedy too...
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