* The deadpan voiceovers reading the sexually charged transcripts on ''To Catch a Predator'' are funny enough, but doubly so when Hansen himself reads them back to the potential pedo:
-->'''Hansen''': You say, 'I'd love to [[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]] a young man, deep [bleep] and [bleep] and [bleep] him'. Do you recall that?
* The Conan O'Brien spoof. The dialogue is almost verbatim what's said in some of these segments. It's the context--Conan walked into the house by accident and his claims of innocence are true--that make it funny.