* "Sex robots!"
* The whole chase scene with the cabbie.
* A lot of the banter between Phil and Claire.
* "Would you please, for the love of god, ''put on a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] shirt?!''"
* Phil and Claire pole dancing. Just...Phil and Claire pole dancing!
* "Would you like to recieve a collect call from- ''oh god this phone smells like urine!!''"
* The rowboat.
* In the outtakes, at the end: "I have to go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror."
** "I have to go home now and fart in a shoebox."
* Phil and Clair pretending to be hipsters.
* "Zip your vagina!"<
* "Shit my... pants, we forgot the gay couple dinner!"