* In the opening scene, one character in a class discovers that she may have syphilis. In rapid succession, almost every other student starts realizing that they might also have syphilis, resulting in a mass exodus, until only [[TheWoobie Poor Girl]] and [[ButtMonkey Cyclops]] are left. And then the film segues into a musical number!
* [[{{Ponzi}} Poor Girl's mother gets suckered into trying to sell a shitload of worthless pyramids]].
* Vice-President Girl's hilariously awful attempt at pretending to be out of rice. "What the fuck? This sucks ass!"
* TheReveal of Big Razor Sis.
* The yodeling interlude in Anthony's song.
* The kidnapping of Poor Girl and Big Razor Sis.