* Shelton's [[http://z7.invisionfree.com/thegangoffive/index.php?showtopic=7319&view=findpost&p=9212485 reply]] to an intercepted thought message by Achilles.
--> '''Achilles''': Not going to stop me. I'm not afraid of a pussy
--> '''Shelton''': It's Commander Pussy to you.
* Dr. Landon's sarcastic comment about an in-universe movie about the first RP:
-->'''Dr. Landon''': A lewd [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex 12 way]] followed by a battle between three different dimensions, led by a guy dressed like the guy from AnimalHouse screaming "Toga! Toga! Toga!"
* ROSS has a lot of great lines being a dick to Shelton over the thought network. Like the time Shelton was trying to cobble together an emergency weapon under fire:
--> '''Shelton''': ROSS, I need help! What can I do with a propane tank, any pieces of an unloaded firearm, a repair kit, a first aid kit, and...some graham crackers?
--> '''ROSS''': You could make s'mores. The propane tank would help if you had anything such as a Bunsen burner.
--> '''Shelton''': No, I need to make something that kills people!
--> '''ROSS''': Hmm. How old are the graham crackers?
--> '''Shelton''': ROSS, goddammit!