* Outside the story itself, the OverlyLongGag keyed off from the link at the bottom of the rant for [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0050.html strip 50]] just goes on longer than you'd believe physically possible, into [[http://darthsanddroids.net/marmosets/0050.html Marmosets and Meerkats]].
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0004.html Strip 4]]: Trying to explain just what a Jedi is.
-->'''GM''': Jedi is your character class. You're sort of warriors with arcane abilities—
-->'''Qui-Gon''': Like fighter/mages?
-->'''GM''': — fighting for justice.
-->'''Obi-Wan''': Ah, paladins.
-->'''GM''': No. You draw upon the power of the Force—
-->'''Qui-Gon''': "The Force"?
-->'''GM''': The Force is an energy field—
-->'''Obi-Wan''': Energy? But energy is force times distance.
-->'''Qui-Gon''': And "power of the force" would be distance times the derivative with respect to time.
-->'''GM''': You're monks.
-->'''Qui-Gon''': Got it.
-->'''Obi-Wan''': But monks can't wield—
-->'''Qui-Gon''': Shut up. He'll take away our laser swords!
* As early as [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0015.html strip 15]].
-->'''Qui-Gon:''' Hey Obi-Wan, when we land, you stay put and I'll find you.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' Okay.\\
'''GM:''' You're in different ships; he can't hear you.\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' HEY OBI-WAN! WHEN WE--\\
'''GM:''' No.
* Every time Jim tries to explain something to Ben whenever some Star Wars-related name comes into play:
-->'''Obi-Wan:''' ... "Padawan"?\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' A woven rug.
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0075.html "You know .. that would explain a *lot*."]]
** Doubly funny given Qui-Gon makes the same statement in the film only for it to be brushed off.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0079.html The answers to "What's a pod anyway?"]]
* Often caused by Qui-Gon's ridiculous incorrect explanations and insane out-of-nowhere ideas.
-->'''Yoda:''' Injected the boy with midi-chlorians, have you?\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' Oh, that! It's okay. We'd gambled all our money on a race so we could buy back the ship we used to bribe a gangster to throw it; so we had to doublecross him and fix the race instead. We got the kid to drive, and he needed some extra skill points or he probably would have killed himself.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' You forgot to mention that the ship was never ours to give away in the first place. Or that you had no idea if Anakin would even survive the blood transfusion.\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' But it all worked out fine in the end. After I threatened Watto with my laser sword and we ran away from the authorities.\\
'''Yoda:''' Hmmm. Remedial course on Jedi ethics, you need.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0116.html This]] CMOF makes friends with ParanoiaFuel. The deadpan delivery by Shmi just makes it better.
* A sort of meta one: Shortly after the above, Annie transitions to playing Anakin. The first big thing she says is what sounds like Anakin suddenly becoming overly wise and profound, possibly from his new midi-chlorians... But if you know West Side Story, then you know Anakin is reciting Somewhere.
* "I don't follow." "So, you don't follow, or Qui-Gon doesn't follow?" [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0157.html "..."]]
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0196.html Qui-Gon's death]]
* The alternate take for Episode 37, in which [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0208.html the GM actually lets Qui-Gon summon the bigger fish]]. The blurb below even links to a recipe for said fish.
* Padmé meets her family.
* The Separatist meeting in ''Episode II'', especially the goofy French accent of Count Dookû and the similarly ridiculous speech patterns of the other leaders. Summed up best with the following quote.
-->'''Ben:''' You know those improv classes Annie and I went to?\\
'''GM:''' Yes?\\
'''Ben:''' I just wish they could've seen this.
* TheRant from ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0240.html #240:]]
-->And then she dies in this scene, and quite clearly reveals her shapeshifting capability. Wow, there are shapeshifters in the StarWars universe! We've been shown that fact quite explicitly. Surely this will become important later in the plot.\\
Only it never does. It's never mentioned again anywhere else in any of the movies. I think Creator/AntonChekhov just committed suicide with his [[ChekhovsGun gun.]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0242.html 242]] (though the next strip repeats the joke):
-->'''Anakin''': I understand the importance of discretion.\\
'''Palpatine:''' Are you...accusing me of hiding something?\\
'''Anakin''': Why? '''''Are''''' you?\\
'''Palpatine''': Are '''''you''''''?\\
Two {{Beat Panel}}s: *are extremely well-placed*
** For added amusement, the next strip has Palpatine saying he went through Jedi training, and warning Anakin that the midichlorians he was treated with can raise awareness too far.
--->'''Anakin''': Are you calling me paranoid?\\
'''Palpatine''': '''''Are''''' you?\\
'''Anakin''': Are '''''you''''''?\\
'''Palpatine''': Maybe.\\
[Beat panel]\\
'''Palpatine''': They can also cause deja vu.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0278.html "Quiet, trashcan."]]
** [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0318.html Later, Padmé/Jim struggles with UST for Anakin/Annie.]] [[CringeComedy Keep in mind that there are four other people in the room with them.]]
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0321.html "But if you fail, we'll chop you in half!" "Right....I'm glad I'm a recording and didn't hear that."]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0370.html "Also, kill R2-D2."]]
* The beginning of ''Episode II'', when Padmé and Palpatine are talking about Naboo's moon.
* Throughout Episode II, there have been hints at the fantasy campaign gone wrong that pissed off Pete so much. When Ep II is over, we find out that the game was [[spoiler:''Film/ThePrincessBride'']]. Pete is so angry because he was playing as [[spoiler:Vizzini]]... who fits ''exactly'' into the kind of MinMaxing we've seen Pete do throughout D&D.
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0324.html "Who's the Jedi Master here?" "Er, you are." "Don't you forget it!"]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0415.html Strip 415]], where R2 decides to fire his laser cannons, rolls a 1 (with one of his "special" dice that has the 1's pre-rolled out, no less), and '''[[EpicFail misses everything in the whole battle.]]'''.
--> '''Obi-Wan''': What are the odds of that, R2?\\
'''R2''': '''[[RammingAlwaysWorks ...Ramming speed.]]'''
* Everything about the Homing Missiles in Episode III, from the way they act like some sort of extreme skateboarder to their really funny dialogues to their grand explosions.
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0530.html "Don't ever interrupt me when I'm monologuing!"]]
* Ben takes on the FridgeLogic of Grievous keeping his internal organs.
-->'''Obi-Wan:''' [[FridgeLogic Why, in a cybernetic body, have you kept your heart?]]\\
'''General Grievous:''' Without a heart, how am I to feel love?\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' Love? That's more human than I imagined you to be.\\
'''General Grievous:''' Without love, how am I to feel hate?\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' Okay... well... I guess that makes a modicum of sense.\\
'''[[CloudCuckoolander General Grievous]]:''' And without hate, how am I to know the exquisite sensation of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking mild annoyance?]]
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0538.html "Ah, to take wing! Free of the surly bonds of—"]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0564.html Ben, Sally, and Jim having a conversation on Sally wanting to be President of the World while Annie is about to]] [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope jump off the slippery slope]].
* Jim finally gets how Annie is playing Anakin.
-->'''[[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0571.html You're EVIL!]]'''\\
'''Pete/R2-D2''': Ding ding ding ding! Give the man a cigar!
* When Pete/R2-D2 declares his support for the party going evil:
-->'''Ben/Obi-Wan''': Wait, Pete, when did you decide to be evil? ({{Beat}}) I can't believe I even said that.
* As Jim/Padmé explains how his/her relationship to Annie/Anakin can still work out even though Anakin's now officially evil.
-->'''Jim/Padmé:''' There have been good people married to evil people before. If they love each other enough they can work it out.\\
'''Ben/Obi-Wan:''' Um...\\
'''Jim/Padmé:''' Like [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] [[YouFailHistoryForever and]] [[Series/GreenAcres Eva Gabor.]]\\
'''Pete/R2-D2:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Jim/Padmé:''' Well she was a '''bit''' evil, but compared to Hitler...
** This is topped by what happens in [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0577.html the following strip]].
* Jim, having finally gotten the knack of staying in character, [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0599.html reacts to Obi-Wan telling Padmé that Anakin's evil.]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0601.html This exchange]]:
-->'''Obi-Wan:''' I sneak on board Padme's ship.\\
'''Padme:''' I roll a Spot check!\\
'''GM:''' What are you looking for, Padme?\\
'''Padme:''' Just... searching for hidden compartments. On the boarding ramp.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' And I check my back for knives periodically.
* The entire podrace plan of Jim.
* In [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0624.html this strip]], Ben is telling Annie in-character how Anakin wound up becoming so evil that he killed the one person in the universe he claimed to care about, and finishes it off by yelling '''"Your journey to the Dark Side is now complete!"''' Pete OOC'ly chimes in: "Achievement unlocked!"
** [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0625.html During the same duel]]:
--->'''Obi-Wan:''' I'm giving you a failing grade in Jedi ethics!\\
'''Anakin:''' That's it, Obi-Wan! YouHaveFailedMe for the last time!
* Don't forget Pete's [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0629.html "special die"]], which apparently involves using ''goggles and rubber gloves''. One has to wonder what it ''actually looks like''.
** And [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0633.html 4 issues later]], it turns out the die ''caught fire''.
* This one requires a little knowledge of the Star Wars universe, but:
-->'''Jim/Captain Antilles:''' We cut a pit trap in front of the entry point.\\
'''Rebel Soldier:''' With what, Captain Antilles, sir?\\
'''Jim/Captain Antilles:''' My laser sword.\\
'''R2-D2:''' That was when you were playing Kyle Katarn. Remember why this character ''doesn't'' have one?\\
'''Jim/Captain Antilles:''' Oh. Right.
* To prove that {{Irony}} is alive and well, we learn that Jim's (original) character at the start of the "A New Hope" campaign is Captain Antilles... whom, if you recall, gets killed by Darth Vader at the start.
* From comic 686, there's cover-ups, Vader-style:
-->'''Vader:''' Word will not get out, will it, commander?
-->'''Daine Jir:''' Won't it?
-->'''Vader:''' Everyone concerned will meet with an unfortunate accident.
-->'''Daine:''' Oh no, I'll inform our occupational safety committee immediately.
-->'''Vader:''' No, you're going to kill everyone who knows.
-->'''Daine:''' Oh dear, even myself?
-->'''Vader:''' Yes.
** In the following comic, Vader's informed about the plans.
--->'''Vader:''' So the plans would be...?
--->'''Praji:''' In... in the escape pod?
--->'''Praji:''' So we should... um... find the pod?
--->'''Praji:''' Aaand retrieve the plans?
--->''(Another beat)''
--->'''Praji:''' And... execute myself?
--->'''Vader:''' Perfect.
* Corey, the new player of "Adam Lars" (Luke Skywalker) is pretty new to tabletop games.
-->'''Adam''': That's a funny-looking dice.
-->'''R2-D2''': Die.
-->'''Adam''': Whoa, relax.
** [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0701.html Though he quickly finds advantage to them]]:
--->'''Adam''': Wait. I ''literally'' get to own Pete? I could get used to this game.
* Pretty much anything Beru & Owen say. And there is blue milk.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0713.html The justification for for Adam having Survival: Snow.]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0727.html "Adam Lars" learns about his true origins.]]
--->'''R2-D2''': Congratulations. Your life expectancy just went from "senile pensioner with a space-bus card" to "missing your next birthday". Which, by the way, is actually tomorrow.\\
'''C-3PO''': Happy Birthday!
* The other players were pretty straightforward with Corey/"Adam Lars"/Luke Amidala about his father.
-->'''Obi-Wan:'''Your father Anakin used his Jedi powers for his own gains. It corrupted him. He betrayed and murdered your mother, Padme Amidala.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' That was the end of our friendship. We duelled, and he fell.\\
'''Luke:''' Whoa, let me get this straight. My name is Luke Amidala? You '''killed''' my father?
** Immediately followed up by them giving him something of his mother's, something very special to her: [[RunningGag her underwater oxygen extraction apparatus and grappling hook]].
* The introduction of [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0753.html Greedo]]. (Hard to explain, but what really makes this one is getting ''this'' after the long period of anticipation over Jim's new character. Especially as the writers teased the forumgoers by confirming, back in ''Episode I'', that Greedo had been KilledOffForReal... and then having Jim hint that his new character would be named "Greedo".)
** Also, here, Greedo is more difficult to understand than Chewbacca, who speaks English fluently.
--> '''"Greedo"''': Buongiorno! It'sa me! Greedo!
--> ''Cue Obi-Wan and Luke looking'' '''completely''' ''baffled''
** Then there's Obi-Wan's and Luke's reaction to Greedo wanting payment before transporting them.
** Soon after Obi-Wan and Luke leave, Greedo is held at gunpoint by...Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon (read-the original Greedo).
*** Which naturally leads to the question: Did Han shoot first, or did Greedo? Answer: [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]].
* Obi-Wan doesn't need a JediMindTrick to get past the stormtroopers in ''this'' story. [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0744.html These guys]] aren't just weak-minded, they're ''[[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy stupid.]]''
-->'''Obi-Wan:''' So what does this lunatic look like?\\
'''Trooper 2''': Well, he looks like... that kid there actually. Anyway, have you seen anyone by that description?\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' Besides this kid here that looks like him, no. No I haven't.\\
'''Trooper 1:''' That's a shame. We're all very concerned.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' Luke, do you have a twin that you know of?\\
'''Luke:''' Huh? No, not that I know of.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' Hmm. Well, you heard it from the kid himself. Sorry we couldn't be of more help.\\
'''Trooper 1:''' Say, kid, if you've got some spare time later, perhaps you could patrol with us and help give people an idea what this lunatic looks like. No insult intended.
* The [[LukeIAmYourFather big reveal]], [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0772.html comic 722]]...
-->'''Vader:''' I had your blood tested, Senator Princess Organa. DNA analysis. Midi-chlorian count. \\
'''Vader:''' Princess isn't your real name, is it? Your real name is Leia.\\
[snip] \\
'''Vader:''' You're not the Organas' daughter.\\
'''Leia:''' Duh! I've known that since I was, like, six. I'm the proud daughter of two heroes who died... fighting the likes of you!\\
'''Vader:''' No, Leia, you are '''my''' daughter.\\
'''Leia:''' That's not true. It's impossible!\\
'''Vader:''' Search your DNA report. I know it to be true.\\
'''Leia:''' ''No.'' '''Noooooo!!!!'''
* [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/draakslair/viewtopic.php?t=6932 The forums]] reaction to [[spoiler: Naboo's]] destruction. Ranging from: [[spoiler: mourning ''Jar Jar Binks,'' the complete destruction of all Tuna Booze Oil, and the fact Jim will never be able to cast SummonBiggerFish ever again.]] If you were someone who never read the comic before but had seen the movies, the sheer crazy-pants nature of it is freaking hilarious. Bittersweet though if you're a fan, where it feels like an actual death to a very unique part of the series but still freaking ridiculous.
* The general reaction to TheReveal [[spoiler:that Annie is in fact controlling Vader.]]
-->'''Corey:''' Let me get this straight. Annie, you're now playing Princess ''and'' [[spoiler:her evil dad?]] How does that even work?\\
'''Pete:''' If ''I'' was [[spoiler:controlling a bad guy,]] you know what I'd do?\\
'''Ben:''' ''If?''
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0797.html This strip]] has Pete trying to shut off one alarm after another to the point that he's triggered all of them! Han's position in the final panel sells it.
-->'''Sally:''' I'm pretty sure this does not match the definition of "sneaking in."
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0808.html What we have here]] is an ''exact'' transfer of lines from the movie, and ''completely fitting''.
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0810.html This strip]] has a running gag of Vader and Tarkin being interrupted by alarms giving confused reports on what's going on. The last line perfectly sells it.
--> '''PA System:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext One of them may be a radioactive Wookiee-gram.]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0828.html Ben trolling two clone troopers.]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0834.html "Look,]] there is absolutely nothing weird about [[NeverLiveItDown Leia kissing Luke."]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0847.html "Hey,]] we made it out with as many people as we went in with!"
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0849.html This]] exchange, about Ben having stood up to his father about his future career:
-->'''Sally:''' And dad'll get over it soon.\\
'''Ben:''' You think?\\
'''Sally:''' We needed a new kitchen table anyway.
* [[StuffBlowingUp Pete's special die]] being mentioned again is in itself funny, but [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0890.html Jim's reaction]] when he learns the GM (and ''the police'') banned any other use of it or something similar is priceless.
* The [[InvertedTrope inversion]] of ThatsNoMoon [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0786.html in this comic.]]
* Pete's brings out another special die for the shot on the Peace Moon. And when the GM protests the use of explosions, Pete [[FalseReassurance reassures him]] that it's been [[NoodleImplements sitting under]] ''liquid Nitrogen''.
* The description of [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0917.html Jim's side campaign]] (which is based on ''Film/{{Airplane}}'') as the "GREATEST DRAMATIC STORY EVER." Presumably it was actually based on ''Film/ZeroHour'' (the movie that ''Airplane!'' parodies), and the other players derailed it.
* Why is [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0506.html Strip 506]] so funny? Maybe because it's conducted entirely in questions?
--> '''Palpatine:''' ''(flashback)'' ... Well in that case, would cucumbers and sliced egg offset the saltiness of the kippers to your satisfaction?
--> '''Grievous:''' ''(flashback)'' Would doves cry?
* The last part of [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0954.html this strip]]
* When the Imperial walkers attack, both sides can't stop complaining about how ridiculous they look. You can't tell who's more embarrassed, the Imperials for using them, or the rebels for losing to them!
-->'''Princess Leia:''' Are they ''mocking'' us?!
-->'''Imperial Commander:''' Lord Vader, this is farcical! I’m driving an armored attack camel!
--> '''Vader:''' Is it ''working?''
-->'''Imperial Commander:''' Well… yes.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0965.html "How exactly does one retire from a rebellion?"]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0990.html Oh crud]] [[Catch22Dilemma indeed]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1044.html "Oh yeah? I'm fluent in over six million offensive gestures, and I'm making ALL of them in your general direction!"]]
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1048.html Luke and Yoda's combined]] BigNo when they respectively figure out a) Vader is Luke's father and b) Anakin is alive.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1055.html Captain Needa's death]]. He goes to the ''Executor'', not to apologize for losing the ''Falcon'' like in the movie, but to '''[[TooDumbToLive try and chew out Vader for screwing up]]'''. [[YouHaveFailedMe You can predict how well that goes]].
--> '''Needa:''' And I'll tell you another thi-- ''(Vader kills him)''
--> '''Vader:''' [[BondOneLiner I doubt you will]].
* The BlackComedy punchline of [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1075.html #1075: Sniping Marxman]]:
--> '''Sally:''' ''(droid liberation speechifying)''\\
'''DM:''' Make a roll.\\
'''Sally:''' Persuasion?\\
'''DM:''' [[spoiler:[[ShutUpKirk Dodge.]]]]
* Strips 1123 and 1124 reveal that, after Jim and Annie left, Ben ran a superhero campaign based on Film/TheDarkKnightSaga... in which they played superheroes who attempted to lure out a vigilante by committing crimes, effectively becoming Franchise/{{Batman}}'s RoguesGallery. The usual GM was Harvey Dent, Corey played Scarecrow ''[[BewareTheSillyOnes and Sally was]]'' '''''SelfDemonstrating/{{the Joker}}.'''''
-->'''Ben''': It ended with the vigilante sacrificing himself. To save the city. From a nuclear bomb. Which these "[[DesignatedHero heroes]]" planted.
-->'''Jim''': So it worked, then!
* Strip [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1149.html 1149]]. Everyone has to do a "save against poison" roll after being exposed to the alcoholic atmosphere (ItMakesSenseInContext) of Cloud City. Ben rolls a 15, Annie rolls a ''1''. HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Leia:''' I'll drive! I'm ferpectly shober!
--> '''Chewbacca:''' But you've never piloted before.
--> '''Leia:''' Zigackly!
* Strip [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1151.html #1151]] is an almost perfect, word-for-word reproduction of the scene upon which it's based - except the characters' lines are [[MythologyGag completely reversed]].
* Strip [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1153.html #1153]] has Corey say what's on everyone's minds when Darth Vader is revealed to be [[spoiler:[[NotHisSled Padme]].]]
-->'''Luke''':...''[[BigWhat Huh??]]''
-->'''Darth Vader''':[[spoiler: Your mother.]]
-->'''Luke''': [[NotActuallyTheUltimateQuestion But...]]''[[NotActuallyTheUltimateQuestion how??]]''
-->'''Darth Vader''': [[TheTalk Well, I loved]] [[spoiler: Anakin]] [[TheTalk very much, and then...]]
* In strip [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1178.html #1178]], a silly accent even extends to a ''sound effect''.
* It's easy to forget that Jim and Annie are playing the most recent campaign via webcam until something like this happens:
-->'''Pete''': Anyone want a drink?
-->'''Jim''': I'll have one.
-->'''Corey''': Um. You're in Los Angeles.
* How the infamous [[GoGoEnslavement Slave Leia outfit]] is handled:
-->'''GM:''' Jabba slumbers in his chamber. You see Princess on the throne platform, obviously his slave.
-->'''Luke:''' How so?
-->'''GM:''' Well, uh, she's [[{{Fanservice}} chained up and dressed as a slave]].
-->'''Leia:''' Ah, like [[CallBack Shmi]]. [[RichesToRags Shapeless sackcloth sort of thing?]]
-->'''GM:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Yeah, um...]] [[BlatantLies something like that.]]
* Jim declaring he is out of his usual good idea so he is gonna do something crazy.
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1258.html Strip 1258]]: The characters are attempting to entertain Jabba in order to stall for time. After Ben tries and fails with a story about failing to rescue a slug:
-->'''Jim:''' Time for my psychotic episode. Blargle blargle grargle!\\
'''Jabba:''' Now '''that's''' entertainment!
* During the battle at the sale barge, Pete warns the others that the guards are setting up a gun on the rail, and the entire party spontaneously launches into [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1264.html a]] HurricaneOfPuns. What really sells it though, is the entire party cheering in unison when it fires on the next page
-->'''Everyone:''' [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1265.html "Balustrade Blaster!"]]
* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1266.html Strip 1266]]
--> '''Boba Fett''': Fool!! You should have chopped off my hand while you had the chance!
--> '''Luke''': There are enough small arms around here already.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0638.html While Padme was dying in labour after being attacked by Anakin]], one of the medibots asked Obi-Wan if he's Padme's husband. He says no, and the bot immediately assumed that the children were born out of wedlock and tried to get the two to marry off immediately.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1300.html Strip 1300]]
--> '''Luke''': Well, [[BlatantLies that was a great swamp juice.]]
--> '''GM''': Make a Bluff roll.
--> '''Luke''': [[BadLiar 3]].
* In strip [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1317.html 1317]]:
--> '''C-3PO''': Luke, who are you talking to?
--> '''Luke''': Huh? You can't...? Oh... just... my invisible friend.
--> '''Han''': I used to have one of those!
--> {beat}
--> '''Han''': But then he vanished.
* The attempt to sneak on board the second peace moon, predictably, [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1328.html fails]]. This results in their shuttle being remote-controlled to land at an ambush point. Jim's solution: [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1330.html shoot out one of the engines]]. Of the shuttle they're in. That is in the process of landing. When pointed out that this will cause them to crash and die, he enacts his backup plan... of shooting out the ''other'' engine.
-->'''Chewbacca''': [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Please allow me to express my heartfelt exasperation]] at this [[TooDumbToLive almost entirely self-imposed mass suicide attempt]] by [[MisBlamed prefacing my blame attribution with ]] [[AvertedTrope the request for the identity of the person]] who gave Han [[SophisticatedAsHell a bloody blaster]].
* [[IdiotHero Jim's]] [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1347.html opinion]] on his past plans.
-->'''Luke''': So... Turns out you need to have a good plan, not just good rolls.
-->'''Han''': Whereas some of my plans were so good they didn't even need to succeed!
* In strip [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1363.html 1363]], R2 (Pete) tries to free the group from the net...by using a [[ImprobableWeaponUser pizza cutter]]. The explanation is also funny;
-->'''R2''': I had it installed in Jabba's palace to serve pizza on his barge.
-->'''C-3PO''': That seems a bit over-powered for cutting pizza.
-->'''R2''': I put extra points into it.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1310.html "I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW"]]
* The in-universe explanation for the random [=CGI=] frog added into the Special Editions?
-->'''C-3PO''': [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1217.html [What] are you doing with that sock puppet?]]]
-->'''Worrt''': I got bored waiting for all of you to arrive.
** Even better? The frog in this narrative ''does a Shakespeare soliloquy''.
* During the attack on the Peace Moon, Admiral Ackbar makes a realization.
-->''Oh my god! It's ''not'' a trap! We're just prats!''