* Sandow's response to getting the [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin "WHAT?"]] treatment from the crowd: "Thank you for your irrelevant opinion!"
* When Wrestling/CodyRhodes insulted [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], Sandow complimented him with, "Good form, Cody, good form!"
* Sandow had a RunningGag of bringing an "audience member" to the ring and giving them a 3-question quiz, the first two being basic common knowledge, but the third question being insanely obscure and difficult. When the inevitable wrong answer was given, Sandow would berate them with "YOU IGNORAMUS!"
** Then when The Rock played the game, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jfgbrRSf40Y#t=155 he offered a question to Sandow:]] "What do you get when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?" Sandow beamed and answered, "That would be, you get [[SchmuckBait 'rock bottom']]!" No prize for guessing what happened next.
* Five words: "[[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Bearded goatface]], I summon thee!"
* "[[ExpospeakGag Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone at once!]]" Rhodes Scholars meet [[Wrestling/DGenerationX the New Age Outlaws]].
* Him taking [[Wrestling/{{ChickBusters}} Kaitlyn]]'s water bottle from her and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUxWr5lAN-c saying]] something to the effect of "Thank you, I'm parched!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnDxosrcDI Damien takes an enlightened tour]] of ''Wrestling/{{WrestleMania}} 29'' Axxess.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwgFCcYPk3A Sandow attempts to better understand the unwashed masses at Comic-Con 2012 by more closely interacting with them.]] Suffice to say, his reactions are priceless.
* When he and Cody Rhodes appeared on [[Wrestling/TheMiz "Miz]] [[TalkShowWithFists TV,"]] Miz asked Cody if he actually grew his mustache or if Damien's beard just rubbed off on his lip. Damien's shocked expression made him look like [[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/sandowface.png/ he was being choked.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOSTHhnLJM0 Damien Sandow serenades Rosa Mendes, JBL, and Michael Cole, who can barely keep it together.]] This has become a RunningGag, as he's sung about Wrestling/YoshiTatsu and Wrestling/RandyOrton as well.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVE6BKJvwFo Damien Sandow challenges Sheamus to a Chess Match]] Sheamus says he can beat the game in one move. Brogue Kick to computer!
* Sandow asks ''Wrestling/SinCara'' of all people where Cody took his Money in the Bank briefcase. The only responses he got were Sin Cara nodding to every single question he asked. Sandow then walks off stating, "Thank you for wasting my time you anemic, pathetic piece of vermin."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhvXf86PsDM Sandow as]] ComicBook/{{Magneto}} and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TOu_uzu84I fighting Dolph Ziggler]].
* Sandow as a interpretive dancer. Wearing tights that make him look naked.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owoao5iOdy0 Vince McMahondow]]
* In continuing with his impersonation gimmick, his entrance into a Dallas(?) arena wearing [[CheapHeat Oklahoma Sooners]] gear, only to be interrupted by a native Texan and Longhorn alumnus... much to everyone's surprise and Sandow's chagrin, it was [[spoiler:a returning Wrestling/MarkHenry]]. Sandow managed not to freak completely out, but his brief look of YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe was priceless.
* His gimmick as [[Wrestling/TheMiz "Damien Mizdow"]] emulating EVERYTHING Miz does...yes, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJcJnuMy9Y everything]]. This includes wrestling a ghost at ringside, jumping off the apron when Miz jumps off the turnbuckle, and diving on the floor & selling when Miz is thrown out of the ring.
* And now Macho Mandow. Oh yeah.
** Which is even better now that he's teamed up with [[Wrestling/CurtisAxel Axelmania]] to form a "new Mega Powers."