* "Legs."
* Papi in chapter nine while defending Suu's position as a member of the household.
--> '''Papi:''' You were gonna take Suu away, right!? She hasn't done anything wrong!
--> '''Kimihito:''' ...You say that but...She almost killed me...
--> '''Papi:''' [[MadeOfIron But]] '''''[[LampshadeHanging everyone]]''''' [[IronButtMonkey does that!]]
** Also in the same chapter while Centaurea, Meer and Kimihito discuss about the slime, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Papi and Suu are seen playing Wii Sports (presumably tennis).]]
* Also in chapter nine: [[http://www.mangapark.com/manga/daily-life-with-a-monster-girl/v1/c9/18 "The chicken bitch is flying, man!!"]]
* The Orcs list of "Demands" in chapter 11. Which consist entirely of wanting "[=OrcxSomething=]" {{Eroge}}. Or porn.
* Miia doing her level best to try and get Kimihito's attention away from Mero. And her frustration at everyone else falling for her charms.
** And to top it off, [[spoiler:she's not even romantically interested in Kimihito. She wants a "[[NetorareGenre tragic romance]]".]]
* At the beginning of Chapter 13, the blurb regarding volume sales gets a surprising funny moment.
-->Over 300,000 copies sold! Japan, what's wrong with you?
** After all the talk of virus transference, the only person to catch Kimihito's cold is [[spoiler:Ms. Smith.]]
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