* The disastrous focus group test for Veggie-O's. Every bit of it. It goes wrong even ''before the test'' due to the actor who was originally supposed to play Mr. Broccoli dropping out.
--> '''Charlie''': What's going on?
--> '''Phil''': Your worst nightmare.
--> '''Charlie''': What??
--> (They walk out to where the actors for the test are, the actor for Mr. Carrot is in costume, but the actor who's supposed to play Mr. Broccoli is nowhere to be seen.)
--> '''Phil''': Mr. Broccoli is a no-show.
--> '''Actor''': He got a callback for a potato chip commercial.
--> '''Charlie''': These snack foods are ''killing'' us!
--> '''Phil''': Yeah, I know...
--> (Charlie looks around for a replacement for Mr. Broccoli, his eyes land on Marvin, a nerdy outcast who's pilfering through the mail.)
--> '''Charlie''': Marvin!
--> '''Marvin''': Yeah?
--> '''Phil''': ''Marvin?'' The guy who smells the mail???
--> (Marvin is seen sniffing the mail momentarily before walking over to Charlie and Phil.)
--> '''Charlie''': (Quietly) Yes, look; we need a guy who can wear a broccoli suit, not a normal person. (Loudly) Marvin, my man! My friend Marvin! hey man, what's going on today? Listen, we need a favor: We're having a little focus group in there and the guy who's supposed to wear the broccoli suit left, so you can put the suit on and cover for us.
--> '''Marvin''': No... I just can't do the broccoli, cause it's just not me. Sorry... (Marvin notices the guy in the carrot suit) Hey, can I be the carrot, though?
--> '''Charlie''': Yeah... Yeah, you can be the carrot! Let him try the carrot on!
--> '''Actor''': No!
--> '''Charlie''': You're gonna be the broccoli!
--> '''Actor''': I don't wanna be the bush!
--> '''Charlie''': It's not a bush, it's a ''stalk'' of broccoli! It's a ''strong'' stalk of broccoli!
--> '''Actor''': (Considering) I'm pretty strong...
--> '''Charlie''': Yeah, you can make that work! Let's go in here and you go switch this suit on and get the broccoli! Trust me on this thing, let's go!
** Then the testing begins with Mr. Broccoli being over the top and zany, opposed to Mr. Carrot just standing calmly.
--> '''Mr. Broccoli''': B-R-O-CC-O-L-I! (Claps twice) I am the broccoli, and don't know why! C-A-RR-O and a T! Carrots are healthy for you and me!
--> (Mr. Broccoli starts shouting and dancing while ''The Message'' by ''Grand-Master Flash'' plays.)
--> '''Mr. Broccoli''': Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go carrot! Go carrot! Go carrot...
--> '''Marvin''': (Timid) No, I don't wanna....
--> '''Mr. Broccoli''': Hello, boys and girls! ''Zowie'', do we have a special treat for you today!
--> (The kids in the focus group just stare at Mr. Broccoli, obviously not entertained...)
--> '''Marvin''': (Reading off of flashcards that he's holding in his hand) Hey! We have a brand-new cereal! (Drops the flashcards) You're the first kids-
--> (Marvin tries to bend over to get his cards.)
--> '''Marvin''': Help! (Falls over onto his face, [[TheShowMustGoOn Mr. Broccoli decides to stand in for Marvin]] as he struggles to get up off the floor.)
--> '''Mr. Broccoli''': It's ''super'' yummy and LOADED... (Pretends to blow smoke off the barrel of some finger guns) with all sorts of stuff that's good for you! And do you know what we call it??
--> (As Mr. Broccoli talks, the film occasionally cuts to Charlie who is excitedly mouthing along to Mr. Broccoli.)
--> '''Mr. Brocolli''': '''VEGGIE-OOOOOOOOOS!!!'''
--> (The kids begin to spit out the cereal in disgust, letting out audible ''"Eeewww!!"''s.)
--> '''Kid''': THIS CEREAL '''SUCKS!!'''
--> '''Phil''': They're turning on us...
--> '''Charlie''': Give it a chance, let them get it in their mouths... They gotta taste it.
--> '''Kid''': (Throwing a bowl of Veggie-Os at the one-way mirror) TAKE ''THAT!''
--> (The kids begin to riot, attacking Marvin and Mr. Broccoli.)
--> '''Marvin''': '''HELP ME, CHARLIE!!!'''
--> '''Mr. Broccoli''': NotInTheFace! SAVE YOURSELF, CARROT!!
--> '''Charlie''': Call security now- [[OhCrap OH, SH- OH! HEY! STOP THAT!]]
* Charlie sends Max to the bathroom. Toilet flushes and Max steps out.
-->'''Charlie''': Hey, big guy! How'd it go in there?\\
'''Max''': I missed.\\
'''Charlie''': What's that mean?\\
'''Max''': I missed!\\
'''Charlie''': [[OhCrap Oh, hell no]]. (Charlie slowly opens the bathroom door, the ''Film/{{Psycho}}'' theme starts playing as he gazes in horror at the bathroom walls and ''the ceiling'') Bullshit... (closes the door in disgust)
* When they trio starts asking the kids what fun activities they'd like to do, Flash/Tony wants to "fight bad guys"
-->'''Marvin:''' Excellent idea!\\
'''Tony:''' Yeah! We can fight villains like [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} the Joker]]!\\
'''Marvin:''' Uh, no, that's ''Batman's'' villain. You'd want to fight-\\
'''Tony:''' [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Lex Luthor]]?\\
'''Marvin:''' No, that's ''Superman''. You'd want guys like [[ComicBook/TheFlash Captain Boomerang, or Mirror Master, or Reverse Flash]], or-\\
'''Tony:''' [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} The Riddler]]?\\
'''Marvin:''' [''Exasperated, to Phil and Charlie''] What are you doing to these kids?
* "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint OH MY GOD, THEY VAPORIZED HIM!]]" Marvin says this when he, Phil and Charlie locate Flash's discarded Flash costume on the ground.
** When they see Tony, sans costume, sitting down calmly, eating cookies, and they have no idea who he is, thinking he's a new kid.
--->'''Phil:''' What's your name, kid?\\
'''Tony:''' Tony\\
'''Charlie:''' Wait a minute... Flash's name is Tony!\\
'''Marvin:''' Actually, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Flash's name is Wally West.]]
* Mr. Kubitz doing the Star Trek puppet show in Marvin's place. Given he's most likely never watched Star Trek, he improvises by having Mr. Spock and a red shirt woman play out a comedy drama between a man [[MyBelovedSmother who lives with his mother]] breaking up with a woman who is friend-zoning him. All the while, the children watch on with stoic fascination at this mundane spectacle. Mr. Kubitz's puppet concludes with the two making up and kissing. The very instant the two dolls kiss, the children spontaneously ''burst out with laughter''.