* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods indeed. The trope title has never been so apt.
* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance keeps it amusing:
-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: [[SurroundedByIdiots Do I have to do everything for myself?]] You are elite soldiers! [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
--> Will somebody grow some balls and kill that tin fuck for me?!
--> What the hell am I paying you for?
--> He's just [[OneManArmy one fucking man!]]
--> Nobody sees an action bonus until I get that suited fuck!
--> [[LastWords Fuck you, tin man!]]
** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]
* The Marines constantly referring to Alcatraz as "suit guy".
* ''Legion'' reveals that Alcatraz is a snarky little bastard. The highlight has to be when he Lampshades DARPA's decision that, in their opinion, after spelling out that the Ceph were likely aquatic-based beings, the best way, to take them down, ''was to drown them''.
* ''Crysis 3'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUBX0NLCZEE Sharp Dressed Man Commercial]].
* In the opening of 3, [[spoiler:Psycho]] says he's "always been a team player". Cue Prophet analyzing his memories, which describe him as "renegade", "out of control", and similar ideas. "Conclusion: [[BlatantLies Incorrect Analysis]]."
* This troper found Prophet's tone of speech when [[spoiler:Psycho]] use an abandoned fuel-carrying train to plow through blocked path early in the game amusing.
* At one point in the third game, Psycho and Prophet are sneaking through CELL-occupied tunnels, with Prophet constantly being berated for making too much noise. Eventually, they come to a place where they must split up. Psycho starts climbing a ladder, only to knock off a rung and send it clattering to the floor:
-->'''Psycho:''' Do you think they heard that?\\
* the sound of multiple safeties being switched off comes from the next room*\\
'''Psycho:''' ... [[FalseReassurance I don't think they heard that.]]
* During the beginning of the mission to destroy the hydroelectric dam, you can eavesdrop on a squad of CELL soldiers as they prepare to hunt for Prophet and hear this gem:
-->'''CELL Commander''': Listen up. Intel suggests - Ah, fuck that. We are 100% goddamn positive the tin man is in this quadrant. You know his MO - the dam will be his primary target. We are deep inside the Hades radar shadow. That means no guns on this one. It's down to you assholes. So stick to the plan, don't fuck around, and cover each other. Any questions?
-->'''CELL 6''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What's the meaning of life, sergeant?]]
-->'''CELL Commander''': Fuck you Gomez.
* Prophet and Psycho's reactions to the [[DamageSpongeBoss Ceph Mastermind]]. It's basically what Psycho and O'Neill said regarding the Red Hunter in ''Crysis: Warhead,'' except it doesn't work as well this time around.
-->'''Prophet''': You seen that before? What the hell is it?
-->'''Psycho''': [[CallBack Fuck knows. Let's just kill it.]]
-->(Mastermind hits Psycho's VTOL with a dozen energy blasts and sends it flying off-course)
-->'''Prophet''': [[SarcasmMode Great plan!]]
-->'''Psycho''': [[SoLastSeason It worked last time!]]