!! '''The comics:'''
** After Curtis was turned into a werewolf in "A Gorey Demise", Erik found out that the only way to get Curtis back to normal is to drain him of all physical energy.
--> '''Curtis:''' Well, that's great but how are we going to wear me out?
--> (Erik gives him a devious smile. Cut to the two of them at a bar.)
--> '''Erik:''' Fifty dollars for anyone who can beat my friend in a fight!
* The ending of "A Corpse in My Bed." Both Curtis' and Erik's reactions when the barrel-thing from [[Creator/EdgarAllanPoe "The Angel of The Odd"]] made its first appearance were absolutely hilarious.
-->'''Erik:''' "Okay, I'm outta here! Wake me up in a week!"
* This little gem from "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth":
-->'''Erik:''' "Curtis! You ate the cake!"
--> '''Curtis(licking his fingers):''' "Yeah, so?"
--> '''Erik:''' "IT WAS LACED WITH BEAR TRANQUILIZERS!!!!"
--> ''(Curtis looks down at the plate with an OhCrap [[IAteWhat expression on his face and then faints]])''

!! '''The band:'''
* All the conversations the monsters have before the host announced the annual obituaries in "A Gorey Demise" is seriously the funniest moment in the whole song; but let us go to the specifics....
--> "Hello, everyone!"
--> "Hey! I thought this was a party; it seems pretty dead!"
--> "Do you have a date this year?"
--> "YOU'RE ALL LIARS! YOU SAID THERE BE COTTON CANDY!"
--> "Who made the jelly look violet?"
--> "That's not candy, that's just slimy...."
* After singing "The Greatest Show Unearthed" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgj1DQ2NuQY at one concert,]] Curtis points out that he did all the La-La's in all the songs and the character voices; but Erik's reaction to it was priceless.
--> '''Erik:''' "Shut up! That's gay!"
--> '''Curtis(in a creepy voice):''' "Hey! Who put the head in the fish tank?"
** Also in that same concert, the way that Curtis says "SAILOR MOON!" was very good, too.
** And when Curtis was tongue-tied when he says "My Supace.... My Supcaces".
** And let's not forget about this gem:
---> '''Curtis(To Erik):''' "Well, maybe you should; there's a lot of good comments about your tight jeans."
* The NoodleIncident in ''Such Horrible Things''. "When I was fourteen... nothing much happened. ''({{Beat}})'' Well... ''there was that one time!''"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xueDSvnQDPg During one 2012 concert,]] Curtis played along with his microphone stand not cooperating with him.
** In fact in one of their concerts, Curtis' microphone got '''UNPLUGGED!''' And Erik ''smiled!''
* "Dem Bones".