* When Conan got wasted and bumped into a camel, and than just turns around and knocks it out with one punch to the face.
* Immediately after an epic montage of Conan and his gang becoming legendary outlaws, Conan passes out drunk into his oatmeal.
* Thulsa Doom asks why Conan hates him so much, to which Conan gives a passionate speech about how Doom destroyed his village. Doom replies with a bone-dry "Ah," with James Earl Jones perfectly communicating in just one syllable "Yeah, you kind of have a point there."
* During his gladiator days, Conan is given a lady to make some time with. Not only is he surprisingly gentle with her, but once he lays her down, he surveys her with his hands on his hips and look on his face as if he's thinking, "Okay...now, what do I ''do'' with this?"
* Conan and Subotai discuss their religious beliefs.
-->'''Conan:''' What gods do you pray to?
-->'''Subotai:''' I pray to the Four Winds. And you?
-->'''Conan:''' To Crom. But I seldom pray to him; he never listens.
-->'''Subotai:''' ''*chuckles*'' What good is he, then? It's like I've always said...
-->'''Conan:''' Crom is strong! If I die I will have to go before him, and he will ask me "What is the Riddle of Steel?" And if I do not answer he will laugh at me and cast me out of Valhalla. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!
-->'''Subotai:''' Ah, my god is greater.
-->'''Conan:''' Crom laughs at your Four Winds. Laughs from his mountain.
-->'''Subotai:''' My god is stronger. He is the everlasting sky! Your god lives beneath him.
-->''*Conan gives Subotai a skeptical look. Subotai laughs*''