* A [[{{Mook}} Green Beret]] giving John Matrix a [[PreMortemOneLiner send off]] at gun point... before it hilariously backfires. '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk Literally]]'''.
--> '''Cook''': Fuck you, asshole. [''Pulls the trigger, [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets but the gun is out of ammo]]'']
--> '''Matrix''': [[NoYou Fuck]] '''[[NoYou you]]''', [[NoYou asshole]]. [''[[MegatonPunch Punches Cook in the face]]'']
* It's a very secure film that can mock its own fight scenes:
-->'''Cook:''' This Green Beret's going to kick your big ass.
-->'''Matrix:''' I eat Green Berets for breakfast! And right now I'm ''very'' hungry!
--> '''Cindy:''' [Trying to avoid the fighting] [[TakeThatUs I can't believe]] [[TestosteronePoisoning this macho bullshit! These guys eat too much red meat!]]
** Later, the fight crashes into the next hotel room... while a porno is being filmed. [[RuleThirtyFour Considering how some people]] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage love fight scenes]] [[BetterThanSex as much as others love, well, loving]], one has to wonder if the guy filming the porno decided to ThrowItIn.
* "[[AffablyEvil You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you.]] (Beat) [[CruelMercy That's why I'm gonna]] KillYouLast."
** "[[BrickJoke Remember Sully?]] [[IGaveMyWord When I promised to]] KillYouLast?" ..."ILied."
** "Where's Sully?" "[[BondOneLiner I let him go.]]"
* "Don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."
* Cindy may be TheScrappy for being a blatant attempt at MsFanservice and PluckyComicRelief, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny she may at least qualify for the second part]] - [[OnlySaneMan simply by reacting the way a normal person would if they were held hostage by a]] HeroicComedicSociopath.
-->'''Cindy''': [[HeroStoleMyBike You steal my car]], [[SuperStrength you rip the seat out]], you kidnap me, you ask me [[IHaveYourWife to help you find your daughter]], [[BlatantLies which I very kindly do]], and then you get me involved in a [[MoreDakka shoot]] [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy out]] where [[{{Mooks}} people]] are dying and there's [[LudicrousGibs blood spurting all over the place]], and then I watch you [[CrazyAwesome rip a phone booth out of a wall]], [[BuildingSwing swing from the ceiling like]] {{Tarzan}}, and then there's [[PoliceAreUseless a cop that's going to shoot you]] and I save you and they start chasing me! [[{{Expospeak}} Are you going to tell me what's going on or what?!]]
-->'''Matrix''': [[LittleNo No]].
** There's at least one scene where Cindy TakesALevelInBadass: using the [[MacrossMissileMassacre quadruple-barreled rocket launcher]] to flip-over the SWAT vehicle arresting John Matrix.
-->'''Matrix:''' [[ImprobableAimingSkills Where did you learn how to do that?]]
-->'''Cindy:''' [[ReadTheFreakingManual I read the instructions.]]
* Diaz tries to intimidate Matrix after his daughter is kidnapped.
-->'''Diaz:''' My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
-->'''Matrix:''' Wrong! (Shoots Diaz in the head)