* The opening sequence, where [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/01/18/i-own-you/ CK dreams of becoming the Cat System's supreme dictator]].
** Followed by his make out day dream with a tiger princess ending with him waking up to find [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/02/08/and-now-our-story/ he's been kissing MOUSE the whole time]].
** And ''then'' there's [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/02/15/youre-next/ CK groggily invading a very uncomfortable Mittens' personal space]].
* CK's AccidentalAimingSkills putting a torpedo [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/04/11/kachow/ right into the exhaust port of a Triple-I space station]].
--> ''[[OhCrap ...oooohhh...poopie...]]''
* CK seeing the word "abattoir" ("slaughterhouse") above the door to the room he's being led into by three attractive {{Robot Girl}}s and [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench thinking it means something completely different]].
-->"...Abbatoir..." [[BeatPanel *beat*]] [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/12/05/dont-wait-up/ "...rrOWrr..."]]
* [[BigBad Zenith]] and [[SycophanticServant Fortiscue]] getting {{Zerg Rush}}ed by the overly happy staff of a restaurant.
-->"'''''NO!''''' For the '''''last time''''', I did '''''not''''' save room for '''''[[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/12/12/nothing-to-see-here/ dessert!!]]'''''"
* The crew being fully aware just how CrazyAwesome [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2012/10/14/the-tao-of-fluffy/ Officer Fluffy can be]].
--> Ace: But ''how''? I mean, one does not simply commandeer a [[SpacePolice Triple-I]] [[SpaceFighter Skyfly]], docked in a [[PoliceAreUseless Triple-I]] ''[[CoolStarship Mega Carrier]]!''
--> CK: Fluffy does.
--> Mittens: And we don't ask how.
--> [[TheUnintelligible Socks]]: *nods*