* The cutscene after infiltrating Raveshaw's mansion.
--> [As Sydney is driving the truck to escape]
--> '''Havoc''': Watch it!
--> '''Sydney''': You were supposed to rescue all ''three'' of us! Are you always this incompetent?!
--> '''Havoc''': Cow.
--> '''Sydney''': Pig!
--> '''Havoc''': No, ''cow''!
--> '''Cow''': Moo!
--> [Sydney swerves the truck to avoid said cow]
* Immediately before that, as [[spoiler:Mendoza is smashed into a pulp by a piece of debris Havoc narrowly tackles Sydney out of the way of:]]
--> '''Havoc''': Talk about a rock and a hard place...!
* The cutscene when Havoc meets [[spoiler:a Tiberium physically enhanced and brainwashed Raveshaw]], right before the boss fight against him:
--> '''Havoc''': Eh, at least he's taller.
** And then, when he meets the [[spoiler: similarly enhanced Petrova]], who promises to perform the same enhancements on him:
-->'''Havoc''': "Evolve" me? No thanks, I ''like'' being a caveman. ''[{{beat}}]'' Looks good on you, though.
* The cutscene in Armored Assault when Havoc scouts the prisoners being transported and Sakura through a sniper scope.
-->'''Havoc''': Looking good. [Mendoza spanks Sakura's butt] You are so dead. [accidentally shoots a Nod soldier walking into his crosshair] Oops. Incoming.
* The cutscene of Havoc rescuing the GDI prisoners from the brig of the Nod freighter and having to acquire the submarine keycard from Captain [[Series/TheLoveBoat Stuving]]. Doubles as a nice reference to ''Tiberian Dawn''.
--> '''GDI Soldier''': You mean you're going to take on the whole crew by yourself?
--> '''Havoc''': Doesn't seem fair, does it? Maybe I'll shoot left-handed.
* Every time Havoc [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu mouths off at Kane]].
-->'''Kane:''' Parker. Your interference is... troubling.
-->'''Havoc:''' ''([[ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask kills a Tiberium mutant who jumps him in the middle of the conversation]])'' Hey look, we got good, bad and ugly, all in one room. I'll let you guess who is who.
* During the final level "Stomping On Holy Ground" when you're required to go through the underground cavernous tunnels with egyptian-styled rock carvings, you are constantly harassed by fast-moving mutants that continuously respawn periodically after dying, but instead of using the weapons strapped on their backs, they attempt to melee you to damage you, spouting out [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqAt2uLDVg#t=23m52s hilarious random banter and various grunts]] whilst doing so.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM0QUcGGdoQ Havoc Takes On Westwood]]. Westwood [[ScheduleSlip missed the shipping date]] for the game and Havoc (played by Frank Klepacki) is sent in to embarrass and humiliate the employees, having some drop and give him push-ups is the tip of the iceberg as he has Dan Cermak put on a dress, stuffs David Yee into a trash can and winds up trashing many offices on his way out before coming face-to-face with Kane (Joe Kucan- Evil Dictator) himself... [[RootingForTheEmpire only to ask for an autograph and even get a photo with him]]. The whole thing is a {{Narm}} fest with cartoony sound effects, and the whole video becomes even funnier when Westwood missed the shipping date ''again''. God (and maybe Kane) only knows what happened when Havoc paid a visit after that...
* ''Renegade X'''s short "Black Dawn" campaign has a few amusing moments, particularly with [[OriginalCharacter MacFarland]]. One case being Havoc climbing up a guard tower to take down a Nod officer but he winds up being pinned down by constant chaingun fire, [=MacFarland=] decides to flush him out with a grenade but instead simply drops the grenade before striking it with the butt of his SPAS-12 like a golf ball, landing it in the tower and taking out the officer while Havoc dives off for safety.
--> '''Havoc''': Ow!
--> '''[=MacFarland=]''': Hole in one and I didn't even use a golf club!
--> '''Havoc''': You wanna watch what you're doing?!
* Havoc learns that a voice on your left arm has its downsides.
--> '''EVA''': Eliminating Nod SAM Sites allows GDI air forces to advance.
--> '''Havoc''': [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper Shutting up while I'm working keeps EVA units from breaking]]!
* In ''Renegade X'' the rocket launcher has a label that reads "[[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Do not point at Commanding Officer]]."