* Autua ensuring Adam Ewing that he isn't going to eat him by saying that he doesn't like "white meat".
* "Cause of injury: [[CountryMatters Pussy.]]"
* "It's people! SoylentGreen is maaaaaade of peeeeplleeeee!" Later turns into FridgeHorror.
* "Are there [[NoTrueScotsman no true Scotsmen]] in the house?!" and the brawl that ensues.
** Just about every scene in that segment is made of pure hilariousness.
* The Mexican woman [[spoiler:bludgeoning the Assassin to death.]] "Don't call me a wetback!"