* The whole "time frozen Possum" fiasco.
* [[HypocriticalHumor "She has offended my sense of justice!"]]
** It's nice to know the Venezuelans have good taste in science fiction.
---> '''Francesca:''' Make it so, Number One. (''Zak scoffs'') What? We have ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Next Generation}}'' in Venezuela.
* Meeker starts teasing Zak and Francesca, then looks down to see Zak used his watch to pull down his pants.
--> '''Meeker:''' Hey, man, that's [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatResponsibility abusing your powers]]! I'm gonna call the WesternAnimation/SuperFriends on you, man!
* [[ButtMonkey Dr. Earl Dopler]] getting kicked in the head by Francesca. ''Twice.''
--> '''Dr. Dopler:''' You know what I don't like? Getting kicked in the head!
* When Zak realizes he no longer has any cash on his person, and asks the doctor if he has anything.
-->'''Zak:''' I don't have any money. (''looks to Dr. Dopler'') Do you have any money?\\
'''Dr. Dopler:''' You can't ask your hostage for money!
* Zak selling a typewriter as a "Crashproof Word Processor" on [=eBay=].
* Rapidly aging Dopler scrawls "YOU'RE KILLING ME" on the wall of his cell, which isn't very funny. But when he sees the BigBad approaching, he sees fit to add "DIRTBAG", [[BlackComedy which is]].

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