* Michael looking in a mirror, and having way too much fun with the color change option.
--> '''Michael''' You look a little pale there, pal. Let me fix that. ''[changes his skin color to yellow]'' You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain. ''[changes his skin color to green]'' Grr... Don't get the Hulk angry. Raaaahrrr! [changes his skin color to purple] Oh, there's Barney. "I love you, you love me, that jogger has giant boobies!"
* At first Michael's reading off Morty's letter is very heartwarming... then Morty had to go and totally ruin the mood.
--> '''Michael''': Like I Said, "Good Guys Need A Break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S. Your Wife's Rockin' Body Still Drives Me Crazy.