* The opening minutes: Dante goes in to open the store, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that no, his mind is not fucking with him, ''the inside of the store really is on fire''.
** And everything but the fire is ''in black and white.''
-->'''Randal:''' Terrorists?
-->''Dante shoots him a look''
-->'''Randal:''' ...I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I.
-->''Dante FacePalm[=s=]''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]].
* Jay mugging for the camera, putting on Chapstick, while "Goodbye Horses" plays.
-->'''Jay''': Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.
* A real life, behind-the-scenes example: Jeff Anderson told the story on the DVD commentary of how he was staying during filming at a place that appears briefly in the background across the street, and sometimes after a long day he would end up unknowingly trudging back there with the "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt still on, thinking to himself how people in that neighborhood sure do like to throw a lot of bottles for some reason or other.
** Another one from the commentary: Kevin Smith was talking about the different actresses he considered casting as Becky, which included Sarah Silverman, who allegedly said "Let me play Randal and I'll do it for free."
* Randal taunting Elias by talking about "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! (grabs mike) ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"
-->'''Jay:''' GRANDMA! ''*climbs through drive-thru window*'' WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE ON THAT HOLIDAY SITE?!
* Randall [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8 acting out]] the ''Film/LordOfTheRings'' movies.
** "Say what you will about Jesus, but [[AcceptableTargets leave the "Rings" out of this!]]"
** The entire ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' vs. ''Franchise/StarWars'' debate between Randal and Elias and a ''Lord of the Rings'' fanboy customer. Randal actually makes fun of the ''Rings'' so cruelly that the customer throws up.
* The result of Elias getting drunk.
** [[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm sorry, Jesus!"]]
* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
-->'''Randal''' (to Dante): You're my best friend, and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.
-->'''Jay''': Yeah right.
* And, of course, the infamous RefugeInAudacity scenes - the "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4 Porch Monkey]]" bit, alongside the "[[InsistentTerminology Interspecies Erotica]]" scene.
** The "Porch Monkey" bit gets even funnier upon learning that the majority of Wanda Sykes and Earthquake's dialogue was a case of HarpoDoesSomethingFunny.
** This exchange during said scene:
--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur against black people!
--> '''Randal''': No it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!
--> '''Elias''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger]]?
*** It's funnier because it sounds from Elias' tone of voice that he's pretty much resigned to this type of stuff by now.
** "Ooh, cake!"
*** [[TooSoon "You wanna go out sometime?"]]
** "Baby you can't ''taste'' racism."
** Elias isn't very good at making fries:
-->'''Elias:''' ''*pulls out deep-fryer basket; it's covered in burnt to a crisp fries*'' [[{{Understatement}} I don't think these look right!]]
-->'''Randal:''' JESUS, Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oFHd0covSI&feature=player_detailpage#t=59s Jay moshing]] to Music/KingDiamond.
* "Wow, thanks Picklefucker!"
** "Yo, this tastes like piss and flies!"
** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGyXqsru7M alternate ending]] to the scene gives us this follow-up:
-->'''Jay:''' Wow, thanks Picklefucker!
-->'''Randal:''' How'd you know we call this guy "Picklefucker?"
-->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') You DO?
* When Dante tells Randall Becky is pregnant, he is too occupied playing with a deck of cards to care. When Dante tells him he is the father he drops his cards in shock, hitting a customer passing by causing him to front flip and fall over a table.
** After the dancing scene, Dante is holding Becky as he tells her he loves her. When she tells him she's pregnant, he drops ''her'' in shock, then realizes and picks her up.
** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay too.