* Hayzoos, The [[ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin Coked-Up Chicken]] announcing Classic Game Room's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFwu6eRJgOY 10 best games of 2010]]. [[spoiler:[[AuthorAppeal Cosmic Carnage comes in second.]]]]
** Hayzoos' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZczoyalXzs screen test]].
-->Classic Game Room! Gam- no, fuck it. I don't like that. No, that's stupid. [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this shit?]] Fuck you!
* Mark's review of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyNErkgfFwM Gamer Grub performance snack]]. Now your food won't ruin your controllers and your controllers won't ruin your food.
-->How about a banana? Well, that sounds great. Look at this banana. It has a peel on the outside so you don't get your hands all messy when you eat it, but it's yellow. And what [else is] yellow? Cowards.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5lm1SMENSA The Storybook Workshop review]] where Mark plays with the voice changers and reads Literature/LittleRedRidingHood.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3RDD8IH4hw The important life message]] at the end of ''VideoGame/EnduroRacer''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1ABD6C3E10FB9FAF CGRundertow's Tweet Sack]]. A semi-regular feature where Derek answers questions tweeted by followers on Website/{{Twitter}} and Clone!Derek trolling him.
* Calling ''VideoGame/{{Joust}}'' "'''Bird Ass'''".
* The end of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx0W9Me76n8 SEGA Power Strip review]].
* His review of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots'' starts with him playing the game properly. Then he says "I don't like to play like that", and Snake unleashes carnage.
* In the ''[[VideoGame/MonacoGP Super Monaco GP II]]'' review, he just suddenly hits the flagman and sends him flying. This is something you can actually do in the game, it turns out.
* "Playing ''VideoGame/ValkyriaChronicles'' reminds me of the time I seduced a space mermaid with my Atari collection."
* Mark's ''Madden NFL 25'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wUGsPmjAEc review]] brings gems such as:
--> "''Some other features include sharing your scores or whatever on Facebook! And menus that have lots and lots of options. I kind of miss the simplicity of the Sega Genesis days. Back then, you couldn't share on Facebook. [[TakeThat Because the Genesis didn't waste its time with that crap]].''"
--> "''Rip his leg off and stab him with it!''"
--> "''How hard can this be?! You're professional football players! Do your job! Stay out of jail and practice football!''"
* Mark doing a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qjrwArEtM8 live-action parody of GTA V]].
* The review of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 My Little Pony: The Runaway Rainbow]] on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFDwV24nIk CGR Undertow]] wasn't afraid to take a jab at the [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic the current fanbase]].
-->'''Derek:''' ♪My Little Pony, My Little Pony!♪ You know I-- You know I used to wonder what friendship could be too... ({{beat}}) Thing is, this game actually came out ''before'' the new series. So if you're hopin' for the... [[BuffySpeak modern-looking, rebooted ponies]], well I'm sorry to report that these ponies are the old ponies. I- I didn't know a pony could ''be'' rebooted. Just goes to show, you should never question Hasbro!
* The entirety of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Y80Ocs1rM Barney's Hide & Seek review]], especially with Mark holding Derek at gunpoint with an NES Zapper and [[spoiler:forcing him to dance]].
** Basically any time Mark tortures Derek.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_kGWMjJW8 The whole Tiger R-Zone review.]]
* The [[Horrible/VideoGames Hyper Scan]] got a review on CGR, and Mark decided to drive home the slow loading times with a load-off between it and his Neo Geo CD. [[https://youtu.be/Iv2-M78m_qI?t=4m16s The resulting parody of horse racing commentary must be seen to be believed]].
* The beginning of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FppJTQapWPI Derek's]] ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom: Urban Jungle'' review. Thinking that he's going to play yet ''another'' SoOkayItsAverage GBA platformer, he finally snaps and runs away into the woods. What follows is a SanitySlippage of epic proportions.
-->'''Derek:''' "The trees! They're the ones who shepherd the marmosets! It's where they build their cities!"
** Then Brandon shows up and explains to Derek that ''Urban Jungle'' isn't a platformer, but a ShootEmUp. Derek immediately feels foolish about the whole ordeal.
* In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkH8QFjVqnk review]] of ''{{Pinball/Xenon}}'', Mark puts a whole stack of coins into the machine and it moans for each one:
-->"I think she's faking it!"
* In his ''VideoGame/FireShark'' (Genesis) review, Mark talks about just how the enemies get their hands on all the massive boss mecha, as well as the financial and legal implications for the enemy forces when you destroy their various war machines.
-->"So you just figure you blew their [[BuffySpeak ridiculous spinning gun turret tank thing]]. They probably had only paid off about two years of that by the time you exploded it on a five-year payment plan. So you've completely screwed the enemy out of a couple hundred thousand dollars, and they're gonna end up in legal battles against their insurance company for the next decade to try to reclaim. So even if your plane gets shot down in ''Fire Shark'' and you go down in flames, you can sleep well at night knowing you've caused the enemy accounting department a [[PyrrhicVictory major headache]]."