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* In ''Call To Power'', destroying an enemy lawyer unit [[CurbStompBattle with a fusion tank]].
-->'''Fusion tank''': ''[Powers up railgun]''
-->'''Lawyer''': ''[Brandishing a writ]'' You're served!
-->'''Fusion tank''': ''[ZAP]''
* The infamous "spearman vs. tank" battles that resulted in the icon on Civfanatics - it's a burning tank with a confused {{Emoticon}} next to a rejoicing spearman.
* Civ IV features Leonard Nimoy narrating a famous quote each time you research a technology. When you research satellites, he quotes Sputnik: "Beep... beep... beep... beep...."
* Great People-related anachronisms can be quite hilarious. "Li Bo (Great Artist) was born in Tenochtitlan", while already rather weird, wouldn't have looked nearly as insane if Li Bo wasn't wearing a white ''Elvis suit''.
** "Hernan Cortes (Great General) was born in Tenochtitlan!"
*** J Edgar Hoover, Great Spy, in a ninja suit.
** Muhammad (Great Prophet) is used to establish Christianity in 600BC
* Ghandi [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness threatening you with nuclear weapons]].
** In Civ V, the AI has various traits between 1~10 scores. Different leaders had different "tendencies" in these scores which vary between games by 1-2 points in either direction. For example, America's likelihood to conquer city-states is an average 4 but between games can vary between 2 and 6 in value. Mahatma Ghandi's "Use Of Nukes" score in Civ 5 is a hard-fixed 12! [[UpToEleven In a 10-rank system!]]
*** Of course, the bug from the original game set Gandhi's aggressiveness at 1, but if it's lowered beyond 0 it roles over to 255!
* The names of the achievements in Civ V.
** If you fail to build enough wonders before the other cultures do (once another culture finishes a wonder, you lose the chance to finish yours), you earn an achievement called "Seriously?!"
** A (never implemented) achievement is called "Cat Fight". You get it by being a female leader and declaring war on every other female leader on the map at once.
* The description of the [[HumongousMecha Giant Death Robot]] in Civilization V:
-->''The “mech” is a [[HumongousMecha giant bipedal mechanical robot]] armed with a [[MacrossMissileMassacre variety of missiles]], [[GatlingGood Gatling gun arms]], [[EyeBeams laser-beam eyes]], and a deadly kung-fu punch. Although not currently found on the modern battlefield, no doubt across the world governments and evil corporations are secretly developing these metal behemoths even as we speak. When these mechs come into service, all of the world’s other weaponry will become obsolete, and humanity’s fate will be decided by a climactic battle between armies of good and evil mechs in the streets of downtown [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse Tokyo]]. (Assuming that the [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} giant radioactive monsters]] don’t get us first.)''
* Kinda dark, when a humble worthless puny pathetic civilization destroyed in the players superior awesome technologically advanced military for the sake of resource or just for -*ehem- "fun", just want to make you laugh maniacally evil.
** Even when they instigate and crash their army into your superior defenses, it can still evoke this. Having too many delegates in the World Congress and taking unfair advantage of it is also pretty funny.
* In Civilization II, the Entertainment advisor in the Modern era is an ElvisImpersonator. In ancient times, you instead have... the same ElvisImpersonator, but [[RecycledInSpace wearing a toga]].
** And he'll ''always'' refer to you as "King", complete with a short pause before the title and striking a very Elvis-like pose as he says it.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqPC08cPGJw His reaction to your civilization being in a state of Anarchy:]]
** A great moment while playing ''II'' was when the foreign adviser told me to seek other cultures and learn what I can from them. [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder And then I should eliminate them]]. The military adviser then chimed in with an EvilLaugh.
** Speaking of the military advisor: While all the advisors were [[LargeHam hammy]] to some degree or another, the military advisor is a BoisterousBruiser without equal who absolutely ''loves'' ChewingTheScenery.
* Loading up a mod that lets you play as Poland and trashing the hell out of the barbarian city of... [[ThoseWackyNazis Aryan]].
* In Civilization 5, whenever [[LargeHam Montezuma]] is angry with you.
** Also from ''Civ 5'', Harald Bluetooth's reaction when you defeat him: after looking [[OhCrap absurdly shocked]] for a second, he [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere takes off his helmet and throws it off his boat as he stomps offscreen,]] all the while trash-talking in Danish. [[BrickJoke And you don't hear the helmet hit the water until ''just'' before he leaves.]]
** [[BilingualBonus To clarify his speech]], he says, "What is this treachery? Loki must have been by your side, for no ordinary could have defeated me."
** When you first encounter Babylon, you see Nebuchadnezzar sitting on a huge stone throne, in a '''very''' creepy, dark palace, and the only light sources are torches lit with creepy green fire as he casually sips wine from a golden chalice--[[MoodWhiplash and then he flinches and drops said chalice on the floor as he speaks, as if he ''only noticed you just now.'']]
** [[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110308112432/civilization/images/a/ab/Askia.jpg "We are an enlightened people, who seek the peaceful exchange of knowledge with others."]] [[note]]Background:[[{{Irony}} a city in flames]][[/note]]
* In ''V'', find a city state at total war with a major civ. Gift the city state a lot of highly advanced units, and they may be able to conquer the major civ's cities, keeping the ones with wonders and burning the rest to the ground.
* "You have discovered scrolls of ancient wisdom." "Robotics" (Or for some meta fun "Writing")
* The ''Civ IV: Warlords'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1dn1J5_BwA&list=PL7401BEA3C675EB70 Teleconferences]], in which UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush and UsefulNotes/TonyBlair deal with the expansion's new features.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVW-lN74l-4 This]] hidden movie in Civ III.
* Also in Civ III, if you play on Elvis's birthday (January 8th) [[http://www.civfanatics.com/sotd/sotd63.jpg all the king units become Elvis]].
** After this easter egg occurs, you can find a unit called Jaimo who is based off of one of the staff for Civ III. He attacks by slapfighting and does disco dancing when he wins. [[http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36690 Here is a thread about it]].
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