* From ''East Meets Watts'':
** When Larry first gets off his ship:
--->'''Thug:''' Go back to China!
--->'''Trace:''' But I'm from Sweden!
** The group SpitTake, especially when Josh has bad aim and spits all over the back of Frank's head.
**
--->'''Wei Chin:''' Why look so puzzled, my brother?
--->'''Trace:''' Because you used to sit on my head and make Lo Mein farts?
--->*Cue Frank and Mary absolutely losing it*
* From ''Film/TheAlienFactor'':
** Quoth Mary Jo, "[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo Music just doesn't work without Torgo]]."
** After Ben and the mayor find an alien that gives Ben its dying message via telepathy:
--->'''Mayor:''' Are you all right?
--->'''Trace:''' No! I just got purple mind porked by an alien! No, I'm not all right!
** After Pete has a chat with Mary Jane:
--->'''Trace:''' That was a date. I was on an actual date! Whahahaha- *Pete looks down* [[JizzedInMyPants Uh oh...]]
--->*Cue Frank again absolutely losing it*
** When Zachary is fighting the Lemoid, which looks like a giant energy lizard.
--->'''Mary Jo:''' Okay, okay, I'll switch to Geico!
** When the kids playing with a ball appear onscreen.
---> '''Trace:''' Childhood syphilis can happen to anyone...
* From ''Danger on Tiki Island''
** When Esteban tells the story of how his wife died.
--->'''Esteban:''' She developed a fever-\\
'''Frank:''' (Barely containing laughter) For the flavor of Pringles!
** The continuation of the RunningGag from [=MST3K=] wherein a JumpScare is often met with the riffers shouting "Surprise!" and singing ''Happy Birthday''.
** Frank makes a "chum" pun when someone is buried at sea, and the audience barely reacts. He complains: "Come on!"
** When the blonde lady faces the monster as he eyes her prior to ravaging her, Mary Jo: "Oh, she's thinking about it..."
* From the very end of ''The Oozing Skull'', when a brain is held up to the camera:
--> "Want some? Mwahahahaha!"