* In the early game, you eventually discover that [[spoiler:the mysterious bleak place you ended up is a really, really BadFuture]] which prompt your teamates to do something about it. If you decide against it, [[ShipperOnDeck Lucca]] will ask Chrono if [[spoiler:he's really willing to chicken out in front of Marle]]. Crono's reaction is priceless.
* A helpful note on an upcoming boss reads that the tank's head is immune to fire and lightning, but not guns or swords.
--> In short, your tank should be effectively invincible, [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough provided no crazed lunatic gets the bright idea to]] [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou run up and try to hack away at its head with a sword.]]
** After defeating this boss, the chancellor and his guards are left forming a human chain to make a bridge.
* Bring Robo along to meet Ayla. When TheSpock meets DumbMuscle, HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Robo:''' This female is in an agitated state. Provocation is inadvisable.
--> '''Ayla:''' You no use words Ayla not understand!
** On learning Magus didn't create Lavos, he summoned it:
--> My data was incorrect.
** On meeting Janus:
--> '''Janus:''' One of you will shortly perish.
--> '''Robo:''' Is that true? Let me calculate the probability.
** Everyone reacts to the statement worth shock and alarm...except Ayla, who just kind of looks at Janus.
* When Dalton [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] after [[NiceJobFixingItVillain giving the Epoch wings]] and changes the music on the Epoch to fit the mood.
-->'''Dalton''': Aero-Dalton Imperial, engage!\\
''(Main theme of the game cues up)''\\
'''Dalton''': ''(trembling with rage)'' No, no, no, no! ''(grand flourish)'' Stop the music!\\
''(Panic theme cues up instead)''\\
'''Dalton''': Ah! That's better!
** And then he takes off, his flunkies blown to the back wall in its wake.
* If you introduce {{F|ailureKnight}}rog to Crono's mother:
-->'''Mom''': Crono! Is this another one of your pets?\\
''(After she calls him Toad and he futilely tries to correct her)''\\
'''Frog''', ''resigned'': Toad will do, madam...
** Also the part in which you introduce Ayla to her:
-->'''Mom''': Gracious! Who're you?\\
'''Ayla''': Me Ayla.\\
'''Mom''': Ayla, dear... A young lady shouldn't dress like that!\\
'''Ayla''': But, [[ThirdPersonPerson Ayla]] like...\\
'''Mom''': No buts! The proper response is "Yes, ma'am!"\\
'''Ayla''': Crono strong... Crono mom strong, too!
** And introducing her to [[TheComicallySerious Magus]]
-->'''Mom''': Ah, are you one of Chrono's friends?\\
'''Magus''': ...\\
'''Mom''': [[LampshadeHanging Another]] [[SilentProtagonist quiet one?]] Don't be shy, dear!
* [[AntiClimaxBoss The fight with Golem Overlord.]] [[spoiler:He counts down like other bosses do before their ultimate attacks, but then he succumbs to his fear of heights, freezes up, and eventually ends up fleeing]].
* In Ozzie's fort, Ozzie summons two monsters on a conveyor belt to fight the heroes. The battle music starts, then both enemies move along the conveyor belt and fall into pits at the end of the belts. [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand The music abruptly stops]] and your team needs to take a moment to blink and let it all sink in.
* The unique item Ozzie Pants provides good armor at the expense of inflicting Confuse on the wearer. What item slot do these crazypants take up? ''Headwear.''
** It goes one better. We're using the ''British'' definition of "pants" here. No wonder you're confused, ''you're wearing underwear on your head!''
*** Yeah... And worse, they're [[{{Squick}} Ozzie's underwear]]. Guess "Confuse" was only because "Nausea" wasn't a real status ailment...
** It's also funny because of the StealthPun involved. The pants are equipped as a head slot item and they force a status effect that makes you completely unpredictable and silly. You literally become pants-on-head retarded!
*** Any encounter with Ozzie is hilarious, you fight him and after losing his minions, he says "Ozzie in a pickle (or also says in a jam) Outta here!" and runs away like a little boy. The final encounter is taking the comedy {{up to eleven}} [[spoiler: after falling into some traps, you return to fight him, and a little kitten runs up, presses the switch and meows like "There you go!" and Ozzie falls into a hole in the floor.]]
*** Even funnier...considering what happened last time, ''[[InventionalWisdom why did he even have that last switch]]''? [[WhatAnIdiot You'd think he'd have learned from before]]....
* Prison break from Guardia Castle, either scenario is pretty funny. [[spoiler:If you wait for the execution, Lucca comes running in, and conks out the guards. If you escape, you get to the jailer, and he runs for help and is knocked out by Lucca]]. "This is what happens to fool who challenge me mighty Lucca!
** Go up to talk to the unconscious jailer, you get five free Mid-Tonics!
** This bit of dialogue.
-->'''Marle''': Lucca, you're amazing!\\
'''Lucca''': Ain't it the truth?
* The meeting between Ayla and Frog.
-->'''Ayla''': ''(after looking at Frog for a bit)'' Big frog present? For Ayla eat?\\
'''Frog''': ''(with sword drawn)'' P-perish the thought, lass!
* This is only in the SNES translation, but thanks to the replacing of alcohol with [[FrothyMugsOfWater soda or soup]], you get this hilarious bit of dialogue:
--> '''Man''': Hey, bring some more soda!\\
'''Bartender''': Sir, I think you've had enough sugar today.\\
'''Man''': Pipe down! IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough Can't you see I love soda pop! Nothing like soda pop to quench your thirst!
* The fact that Robo's theme is very similar "Never Gonna Give You Up". You get {{Rickroll}}ed every time you play the game!
** Even better: the similarities are ''accidental.'' Yasunori Mitsuda had honestly never heard of Music/RickAstley when he was composing the music for this game.
* [[NintendoHard Difficult]] but ''not'' impossible: [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu defeating]] [[EldritchAbomination Lavos]] [[ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself solo]] [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer using]] [[JokeItem a]] ''[[CherryTapping mop]]''. Before Crono has any idea what [[EldritchAbomination Lavos]] is. [[WhosLaughingNow Not so scary now, are you]]?
* The Rainbow Shell sidequest has a couple of funny moments when you discover Queen Leene's letter to Marle, depending on who's in your party.
** After reading the rather touching letter, Marle remains quiet for a few moments. Cue MoodWhiplash when Ayla suddenly gropes Marle's breasts and wonders if she's really ready to "leave the nest" as she's "not big enough" for that yet. The scene ends with a bit of black comedy as Marle shields her chest from any further abuse while silently looking down, as if a bit depressed about the whole thing...
** If Magus is in your party together with Crono (and Marle, obviously), he will be the one to discover the letter... and does so in a very deadpan manner, especially considering the contents of the letter:
-->'''Magus:''' There's a letter here. Shall we burn it?
** Magus' dry sense of humor is what sells it. Here's his quote if you have him upon finding the Rainbow Shell:
-->'''[[EvilWearsBlack Magus:]]''' Not exactly my color.
* [[MinionWithAnFinEvil Ozzie]] accuses Magus of using him (when actually [[spoiler:it was the other way around]]) and Magus gets a good comeback
-->'''Ozzie:''' Magus, you lied to me when you said you wanted to create a world of evil! You used me!\\
'''Magus''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, how dreadful]]. Say, do you hear that? It's the sound of the reaper.
* During the party in the prehistoric times, if you have Lucca in your party, she'll end up getting completely smashed.
** If you have Robo there, he informs you that "this fluid contains immeasurable impurities!" before collapsing.
** In the DS translation, Ayla will also helpfully explain why the drink that KO'd Lucca and/or Robo is called "skull-smash".
-->'''Ayla:''' Next day, [[ShapedLikeItself skull feel]] [[HangoverSensitivity like smash]]!
** Finally, she gives Crono an item he needs after he wins a drinking contest against her. When you go to wake her up in the morning (to tell her that the team's Gate Key was stolen), she apparently had way too much. Yet she still helps you retrieve the Gate Key, going through two dungeon trips and a boss fight... and then throwing up, as she was STILL hungover. It's both impressive and hilarious.
* In the DevelopersRoom ending, one of the rooms you explore is a prison cell, where you find a man named Hasui. Talking to him has him comment not to bother him, because he's "in the middle of something good". The sound effects when you close the message window imply he's ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating]]''.
* When your party is captured, one of the members offers to pretend he/she is sick to knock out the guard that comes in. If Robo does it he says this in the DS port:
--> Robo: ''"Critical system error! Abort, Retry, Fail? Please help!"''
** Having Frog pretend to be sick is quite hilarious as well:
--> Frog: ''"Owww! [[OwMyBodyPart Oh, my belly button]]... The pain!"''
--> ''*Guard proceeds to open the cell and check, only to be knocked out by Frog*''
--> Frog: ''"Fool. [[BellyButtonless Frogs have no belly buttons!]]"''
* In the HappyEnding, when Marle reminds Ayla to keep her vigor up to ensure that everyone descended from her will be strong and healthy as well, Kino rather smugly tells everyone not to worry because (depending on the version) either "Ayla ''very'' strong!" or "Ayla have ''much'' energy!" Just as Marle is stopping to ask [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what exactly he means by that]], Ayla flings Kino through the portal and departs with rather embarrassing haste, saying "Kino dummy! We go now!"
* If you chose to use the bucket in the End of Time to fight Lavos, you can go back through a Gate once you [[spoiler:beat the outside shell]]. Once you go back to challenge Lavos again, the triumphant main theme starts up, and you run right toward Lavos...[[spoiler:' hollow shell, at which point the music fades out and your party comments on the fact that the fight was apparently that easy. You still go in, though.]]
* The fact that if you don't use the Epoch to crash into Lavos for the FinalBattle, the game ends with Crono's mother chasing his cat (because [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse he didn't]] [[SkewedPriorities feed it enough!]]) into a time portal, so then [[HereWeGoAgain the party has to chasing off after her in the Epoch to rescue them]]. This is even funnier if the player takes the time to have a bunch of cats.
* When you return to the End of Time with a [[spoiler: resurrected Chrono]] and speak to [[spoiler: Magus]].
--> "You got whacked, 'cuz you're weak."
* After defeating Magus in 600 A.D., the people from that age sing the party's praises, especially the Hero's. Frog acts the modest, KnightInShiningArmor in front of the king and queen, but when talking to a young woman in Dorino...
-->'''Young Woman:''' I heard talk that the Hero was Sir Cyrus's friend. Ah, he must be a truly handsome knight!\\
'''Frog:''' ...\\
'''Frog:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Heh heh...]]