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[[folder: Slammed! ]]
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* It may mean being a total jerk, but playing as a heel is incredibly fun, especially the ways you can choose to get back at people. Setting JJ's new expensive RV on fire, anyone?
** Another option is to go after [[KickTheDog JJ's dog]]. You don't actually kill it]], but ''they'' don't know that, and have a [[FreakOut rather hilarious reaction.
** The third option is to try to "flatter" JJ and imitate his example... by visiting a "[[MakeAWish Grant-a-Desire]]" child while still in your "Jehovah of Juice" persona. HilarityEnsues.
*** The achievement for taking this option? "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Kill-A-Wish]]" - given that you punch the poor kid ''in the face'' for [[DisproportionateRetribution messing up your signing his arm]][[note]]Yes, his ''arm'', not a cast[[/note]], the description is pretty apt. Thankfully, the kid is a SmartMark who's more than happy to play along.
* If you choose to tell Ecstasy you're a fan of them, they'll express disbelief and challenge you to name three facts about them.
-->'''PC:''' Your real name is Evan/Evelyn Bridges, your first single was 'Split My Heart', and you've gone through four girlfriends/boyfriends in the past two years.
-->'''Ecstasy:''' Hey, Taylor doesn't count!
** And after that, they ask you if you've ever taken heat backstage for being a fan of bubblegum pop.
-->'''PC:''' Not really. You'd be amazed at what people let you get away with when they know you can kick their ass for making fun of your bad taste in music.
* At one point, as part of {{Kayfabe}}, Madeline Rio has to pose as your girlfriend. While this isn't an issue for straight males or lesbian females, [[IncompatibleOrientation if the PC is a straight female or a gay male...]]
-->'''PC:''' I don't think this relationship is going to work out.
-->'''Rio:''' You never know. I might just change your mind.
-->'''PC:''' Somehow, I doubt that.
* If they're your LoveInterest, Ecstasy will give you a sweet little thank-you speech for standing by them through everything and not being a fame-sucking traitor like their past beaus.
-->'''PC:''' What, and risk you making a break-up song about me? I love your music, hon, but that's not an immortality I'd ever choose.
-->'''Ecstasy:''' Oh, come on. Not all my songs are break-up songs.
* At one point, if start out as a heel, a little old lady in the crowd will ''[[{{Hammerspace}} pull a porcelain vase]]'' out of her purse and throw it at you. It doesn't shatter on your head, but the close shave actually unnerves you, a professional wrestler, especially when the guards [[NeverMessWithGranny also confiscate a lead pipe from her]].
** Later in the same match (a "use-any-weapon" style setup), a member of the audience will toss in a plunger... [[{{Squick}} that's still damp]]. The PC can even {{lampshade}} how disgusting that is, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny or think it's all in good fun]].

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[[folder: Choice of the Deathless ]]
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* At one point, the narrator tells you that, after a hard day at work, you've finally managed to fall asleep, only to be plagued by a nightmare, and then asks what it was about. The options include typical nightmare stuff...and then this:
-->'''PC:''' Um. [[EroticDream Well, it wasn't that kind of dream, exactly. There was naked skin involved, for one.]]

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[[folder: Diabolical ]]
'''

* Some of the crimes you can pull off are ridiculous. For instance, if you decide to strike a corn maze, you have the option of turning the whole maze into popcorn, complete with slathering butter all over the place. The kicker, however, is in Fort Klanx: one of your options after finding out Minotaur is after the gold as well is to leave the gold...covered in chocolate.

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[[folder: Silverworld ]]
'''

* When you give your information to customs, Alexius warns you to be careful since he knows a Turk that has [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} comeagain?]] as his name on all official paperwork in the city.

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