* The stinger to “Chico And the Van”. Chico is about to take a bath in his new used tub... only to find Ed using it for himself.
-->'''Ed:''' Don’t just stand there, scrub my back.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mhOG-UqX4g Chico's Sermon]], when he guest preaches at Rev. Bemis’s church.
* Ed forces Chico to confess where he’s been getting unexplained cash to the face of a presidential plate
-->'''Ed:''' You would actually stand there and lie to a president?
-->'''Chico:''' No, but a few of them have lied to me!