* "What's a Nubian?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
* The ShipToShipCombat between Hooper and Banky involving Franchise/ArchieComics.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS7gEGl_dKg "Four Way Road"]] speech.
** Made even better by this comment:
-->My male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian friend laughed her ass off at this scene.
* "YOU FUCKING TRACER."
** ''[[YourMom Your mother's a tracer!]]''
* Hooper and a young fan of his staring Holden down as "The Man".
* "Fuck you." "Not even if you let me videotape it."