* Rudy with the "Dumb Dart" on his head.
--> '''Rudy:''' Wow, you could fit a whole lotta cereal in this bowl.
--> '''Snap:''' Am I crazy, or is Rudy getting stupider?
--> '''Penny:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Both.]]
* "Penny has a pet con- I knew that girl was weird."
** Made funnier by the fact that said condor is getting ready to attack them and [[CasualDangerDialogue Snap is as flat as can be.]]
* Rudy tries to beat ghosts... with a flyswatter!
--> '''Penny and Snap (completely deadpan):''' A flyswatter?
** And when it fails and they have to run for it:
--> '''Snap:''' Rudy. Later, you and I are gonna have a little talk about that flyswatter thing.
* Snap's attempts at playing the Accordion Worm in "The Wiggies".
--> '''Snap [terribly off-key]: ''' Accordion worm, accordion worm! Playing well is not my concern!
* When Rudy is cornered by the "Golla," he decides to draw a crossbow to fight it. When he fires it... nothing happens.
--> '''Rudy:''' Ugh; [[IdiotBall I forgot to draw the arrow.]]
* From Rapsheeba's play on Rapunzel:
--> '''Penny:''' What I want to know is, if the Witch can fly, how come she needs to climb Rapunzel's hair?
--> '''Snap:''' Who brought you?