* When Ryan was asking around for a charger in the Cellular store, and all he got were busy salespeople.
--> "Please take a number."
* When Ryan shot the smiley face in the Cellular store.
--> "Is someone going to give me a goddamn charger?!"
* The lawyer in the blue car.
--> "...goes from 0 to 60 in seven seconds, takes the girls' panties off in three point five seconds."
--> *he starts to lose the signal*
--> "Hello? Mom, are you still there?"
* Creator/WilliamHMacy wearing the green algae mask. After one too many beauty parlor ribbings, Macy's character finally snaps back in the end, "It's a day spa, you fuck!"
* Jessica's surname is Martin. When Ryan arrives at the school, she tells him her son's name is Ricky.
-->Ryan: "Ricky Martin? You named your child Ricky Martin?!"
-->Jessica: "It was before the singer..."