* When Ryan was desperately asking around for a charger in the Cellular store, and all he got were busy salespeople.
--> "Sweetie, I'm on break, ''take a number''."
* When Ryan shot the smiley face in the Cellular store.
--> "NOW WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN ''CHARGER?!''"
* The lawyer in the blue car.
--> "...goes from 0 to 60 in seven seconds, takes the girls' panties off in three point five seconds."
--> *he starts to lose the signal*
--> "Hello? Mom, are you still there?"
* Creator/WilliamHMacy wearing the green algae mask. After one too many beauty parlor ribbings, Macy's character finally snaps back in the end, "It's a day spa, you fuck!"
* Jessica's surname is Martin. When Ryan arrives at the school, she tells him her son's name is Ricky.
-->'''Ryan:''' Ricky Martin? You named your child Ricky Martin?!
-->'''Jessica:''' It was before the singer...