* The T-rex being [[GroinAttack whacked in the groin]] by Gog.
** And the scene before where he rubs it and the T-rex moans in ecstasy.
** Also when the T-rex gets stoned after eating the bush.
* Tonga's surprise after Atouk tries to show his "love" for Lana by sexually assaulting her.
--> '''Tonga:''' ''Atouk?''
* This gem:
--> '''Midget Caveman:''' Doodoo! ''(laughs)''
--> '''Atouk:''' ''(surprised)'' Caca!
--> '''Nook:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Shit.
** ... and the others promptly throw the midget caveman face-first into the filthy pile!
* Whenever Tonga tries to hurl a boulder, it's too heavy and he falls backwards.
** The second time he tries it, it isn't - but he ''forgets to let go'' and throws himself off the cliff with it.
* Atouk and Lar vs. the (obviously, hilariously fake) giant mosquito. [[spoiler:Atouk smashes the mosquito right over Lar's face, sending blood and guts all over. Directly on top of Lar.]]
* A Nearby Ice Age. And the Abominable Snowman just wanted to make friends.
* The carnivorous plant (just wanted to make love with Atouk)
* This:
--> '''Tyrannosaurus:''' RRRRAAOOORRRAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR ''(pathetically tiny burp)''
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